AN: This is absoloutely insane. Pure crack. And a new writing style! I wanted to write something for my birthday, and my friend and I have a green-hair-and-black-eyes inside joke and she requested this. This your fault, Helen! :)
"Oh my gosh! You're Percy Jackson!"
"No, I'm Nico di Angelo."
"Right! The son of Apollo!"
"Hades."
"You look just like Percy Jackson!"
"You've never seen Percy, have you?"
"Well, no..."
Nico sighed. This was the fifth conversation like this with a new camper this week. And it was Tuesday. Why did all the new kids think he looked like Percy?
Suddenly, he had it. The Prince of Darkness knew what he must do.
"PERCY!"
"Yeah? Wait, why in the name of Hades is your hair green?"
"Oh Percy. I think it's obvious."
"No, not really."
"Obviously, we're opposites. Now people won't think I'm you. They might even think you're me."
It was true. Nico di Angelo now had green hair and, coupled with his black eyes, made him the opposite of Percy.
"Yes, someone will mistake me for a thirteen year old with green hair. Nico, what are you smoking?"
"Nothing! Drugs are bad! Don't be a druggie, buy a Snuggie!"
"I'm just going to walk away slowly now."
"Hey Rachel."
"Nico, your hair is green."
"I'm aware of this fact."
"...why?"
"Why am I aware of this fact?"
"Why is your hair green?"
"Oh, now Percy and I are opposites."
"...why?"
"I'm tired of everyone thinking I'm Percy! I'M MY OWN PERSON!"
"I'm just going to walk away slowly now."
