Chapter 1- how bad could it be

Bella's POV

I was on my way to the Cullen's house on a very normal day, my favourite lullaby was playing in my truck as I pulled into the Cullen's drive way. Edward was waiting for me on the porch with a loving smile I got out of my truck and ran into his arm

"Hello love how have you been today"

"Im fine I have missed you a lot" I heard him chuckle a bit and I looked up at his face confused.

"I have missed you to, come on let's go inside Emmett wants to talk to us" it felt like this was going to be bad because knowing Emmett it wasn't going to be good.

"Come on you love birds get your butts in here" I heard Emmett shout from the porch. I took a depth breath and starting to walk into the Cullen living room. Edward held me tighter round my waste as we sat down on the sofa with all the Cullen kids sitting around in a circle.

"Guys were going to play truth or dare" Emmett said with a huge smile on his face. Ohh no this isn't going to be good. I could feel my heart starting to pound harder.

"Bella take a chill pill it's only a game what's the worst that can happen" I swallowed hard and all the Cullen kids started to laugh.

"Love it will be ok ill protect you"

I could tell even without looking at him that he was giggling to. I put a brave face on even though I knew jasper would still know I was scared and sat in the circle. Edward joined me and held my hand.

"Ok then who goes first" I tried to sound confident but I don't think the bought it.

"Well as this is Emmett's game I think he should go first" Rosalie said with an evil smile on here face.

"Umm ok then Eddie-boy truth or dare" Edward growled at that nickname but smiled at Emmett with confidence.

"Dare of Corse" Edward looked confident but I could tell he was nervous, Emmett was properly hiding his thoughts

" ok then my brave little brother, I dare you to run round the garden were esme is, and start taking all your cloths off a sing 'sex bomb'.

Everyone was quiet for half a second and then a roar of laughter erupted in the house. Even I couldn't help but laugh poor esme. I looked at Edward and his mouth was wide open.

"Come on Eddie- boy start stripping"

More laughter came and Edward took a deep breath then started to go out to the garden and all of us watched from inside the house. Edward started to take his cloths off and ran around esme who was in complete shock. He starting singing 'sex bomb' and we all was on the floor. I looked over to Emmett and mouthed a 'thank you' and continued looking at Edward. After the song was over he came inside fully clothed and sat back in the circle with all of us following still giggling. I felt so sorry for esme good thing vampires can't have heart attacks.

"ok my turn Alice truth or dare" I was shocked I didn't think he would pick her I was going for Rosalie ohwell he couldn't do anything that bad to Alice right.

"Dare" I didn't have to be a vampire to hear how worried she was in her voice.

" ok Alice I dare you to go up to Carlisle and say jasper is rubbish in bed and ask him if he wants to play doctors and nurses" my eyes went wide , how wrong can I be I got to stop underestimating the Cullen's, maybe it wasn't such a good Idea that I play this game. I was about to say something but Alice stop me im my tracks.

"WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME EDWARD CULLEN" I have never seen Alice so scary before.

" you did pick dare Alice you have to do it" Rosalie said trying not to laugh.

Alice stomped her feet then started to go upstairs. We all followed and stop outside his office trying to listen.

"Hello Alice what can I do for you"

"well as you asked Carlisle I think you can help me with something"

"of Corse Alice what is it" I heard Alice take a deep breath

" well Carlisle you see jasper isn't really good in bed anymore so I was wondering if you can help me with that"

" umm well Alice don't you think you should be talking to jasper privately about this"

" yes but I would rather talk to you, you see Carlisle I was wondering if you wanted to play doctors and nurses with me".

We all tried SO hard not to laugh, I whispered to Edward to see what Carlisle looks like.

" he just looks shocked and he's not moving" he whispered to me, I felt so bad for him but it still was funny.

"NO ALICE HAVE YOU GONE INSANE, please leave my office before esme hears you and make sure you talk to jasper PRIVATELY"

"Ok Carlisle thanks anyway" Alice came back out and let out a little chuckle

"Ok Edward that was funny, did you see his face"

We all went back down stairs and sat down.

"Ok Alice its your turn" jasper said holding his wife softly. Just then I saw Alice turn and face me.

"Bella truth or dare"

ohh no!


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BTW song edward sang- sex bomb by tom jones