A/N- I SAW THIS /pin/342906959113905486/?source_app=android- AND THIS GOT IN MY HEAD AND I KNEW I HAD TO WRITE IT, ONESHOT ONLY *glares at people that are going to ask me to continue this*
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Chat Noir and Jagged Stone watched Ladybug zip away on her yoyo.
Chat Noir sighed dreamily and Jagged laughed and patted him on the back, "The bug's captured you heart, eh?"
Chat Noir blushed and Jagged continued to tease him, "You know if you want, I can help you out, you know set the mood?"
Chat's blush deepened and then Jagged then said, "Though if you hurt I will personally bring her out of Paris."
"You know her sercet identity?!" Chat exclaimed.
"Of course I do! It's so obvious! She designed my Effiel Tower glasses and is currently working on my new album cover! Marinette is the best!" Jagged Stone said happily as he took out said glasses out of his pocket.
"My Lady is Marinette Dupain-Cheng?!" Chat gasped.
"Yep. And I know that she has a massive crush on you, Adrien Agreste, and if she didn't meet 'Adrien Agreste' then she would be crushing on Chat Noir instead." The rock star said, clamly.
A grin crept onto his face, then Chat asked, "And how do know this?"
"I recongized her. Chat and Adrien look exactly the same if you look closely enough. And for the crush, I have my resources. And by resources I mean a crazy obsessed group of shippers told me this and asked me to help them get Adrienette canon." Jagged Stone informed him.
"So how big of a crush?"
"Do you know Fairy Tail?"
The feline themed hero nodded his head.
"And you know Gruvia?"
Chat nodded.
"You're Gray, she's Juvia."
