"Uh...Frankie?" asked Coulmbia.
"Yes?" asked Frank hanging up some decorations.
"What's uh...Triple X-mas?"
Frank stopped.
"What's Triple X-mas? WHAT'S TRIPLE X-MAS? Only the most greatest holiday in the history of ever!"
"I don't understand."
"Hmmm. Tell you what. When the kids and the others get here, I'll tell the great story of XXX-mas!"
"Okay!"
About thirty minutes later, there was a knock on the door. Riff Raff answered it. At the door were his now grown up children, Richy and Nellie.
"Richy! Nellie!" Riff Raff said as he both hugged them. Richy and Nellie were both wearing christmas sweaters. "How is it living on Transexual?"
"Great! we kick it every night at Mimi's club."
"Sounds nice."
"Oh, and daddy, I am lovin' the red dress coat and pants!"
"Ha ha ha, yeah thanks."
Magenta then walked in the room. She was wearing a sexy santa like outfit, which consisted of a red midriff top with white around the neck area, and a small red santa styled skirt. she also wore a pair of red fishnets and boots.
"My my. Hello my most sexy sister." Riff Raff said putting his arms around his wife and kissing her.
"Oh! My special little guy!" said Magenta going over and hugging and kissing her son.
"Hi Mommy! And I must say, you look Fa-bu-lous!"
"Oh, thanks Richy. And Nellie, you are looking radient as usual."
"Thanks Aunt Genta!"
"Come on in and join the party!"
Patty walked in the room. She was wearing a santa styled dress and hat.
"Hi Richy and Nellie!"
"Oh hi sis! How are you and your boyfriend Noah doing?"
"Hee hee, great! He's coming over in a while to join us so his dad and Annie can spend a night together."
"Well good for you! So. How was your first night of sex?"
"It was amazing!"
"Yeah, Nellie and I watched." said Richy, causing him to be elbowed by Nellie.
"Wha?...but how?"
"From the monitor."
"I ought to disable that..."
Columbia and Eddie joined the room.
"Nellie!" Columbia said hugging her daughter.
"Hi mom."
"Oh I'm so happy to see you!"
"Me too!"
Richy and Nellie went to their room to get settled in. After a bit, another knock was heard. Riff Raff answered it again.
"Oh! Well hello Spike and Mimi. And merry Triple X-mas."
"Aww, same for you Riff Raff!" said Mimi. "I think Charles and Nation should be here any minute."
Knock! Knock! Knock!
"That must be them!"
And sure enough it was them. Noah was with them too.
"NOAH!" squealed Patty as she hugged and kissed him.
"Hi Patty. Merry Christmas."
"Uh...don't you mean merry Triple X-mas?"
"What's that?"
Patty gasped.
"You don't know what Triple X-man is? It's the holiday us Transylvanians are celebrating! You'll love it! Frankie is going to tell us the story about it!"
"Hmmm...okay."
"Alright everybody!" announced Frank. Everyone gather by the fireplace! Time for the story!"
Everyone met in the fireplace room where the Triple X-mas tree was and the fishnet stockings were hung.
"Okay Everyone." said Frank. "On Transexual, indeed, half the planet is land, and half the planet is water, but in the very center of the moonlit ocean, is an island, where a jolly old being lives. His name is Tranny-Claus! Oh...second to me, he is one of the most sexiest men on the planet! Oh he is a wonderful specimen! Every night on december twenty fifth as it is on this planet, He rides his magical sleigh, pulled by oh so magical, cross dressing, transylvanian reindeer, wearing the most lavish reindeer corsets and fishnets you ever did see. He has a large sack...filled with presents that he delivers to the good people of Transylvania. Not only that, but ANY Transylvanian ANYWHERE is delivered presents! He's just that awesome!"
The look on Patty's face implied that she ate the story up. Noah however had a look of skeptisism on his face.
"And the best part is he knows exactly what you want! Isn't that great!"
"Ooooohhhh." everyone said.
"Alright my subjects! Time for bed! We must wait until tomorrow!"
Everyone but Patty left the room. Noah took notice.
"Aren't you coming to bed Patty?"
"How can I! Oh my god! Tranny-Claus is coming! I think I'm going to wait here until he comes!"
"Uhhh Patty, I don't want to burst your bubble, but I don't think Tranny-Claus is coming."
"Wha?...But why not?"
"I don't think he's real..."
"He has to be! Frankie sounded so sure!"
"Nobody has cross dressing reindeer."
"Oh Noah, you've seen crazier things."
He had to admit, he has.
"Well, you can stay out here if you want but I'm going to bed.
Patty stayed there on the couch. Soon, an hour went by, then another, then another. But then...
"HO HO HO!"
A jolly cross dressing man came down the chimney holding a bag. He looked over to see a blanket covering a body, and blonde hair at the end.
"Ohh, sleeping like a little angel."
"Tranny-Claus?" asked Patty walking into view.
"What the?"
Patty removed the blanket. It was just a doll.
"Well you played me like a sap! Ho ho ho."
"I knew you were real!"
"Well of course I am!"
"Come on! I have to go show Noah!"
"Ohh Ho ho ho, Patty, I am much to busy to stay."
"I have some fresh baked cookies!"
"Ohh! Now you're speaking my language! Oh ho ho!"
"Okay! Stay right here! Don't move!"
Patty then excitingly went to her room where Noah was sleeping.
"NOAH! NOAH! Wake up wake up!"
"Wha! What? Patty what happened?"
"Tranny-Claus is here! Come on!" Patty answered taking his hand and leading him into the fireplace room. The room was empty.
"Huh?...But he was just here."
"Patty I think you were just having a dream."
"No! Noah I swear, he was right here!"
"I'm going back to bed."
Just then Tranny-Claus walked back in.
"NOAH! NOAH LOOK!" shouted Patty grabbing Noah. Noah rubbed his eyes.
"...Tranny-Claus?"
"Ho ho ho! Merry Triple X-mas Noah!"
"Huh...you are real!"
"Indeed I am. While I don't give presents to earth children, I will make an exception for you, as you helped save my galaxy!" Tranny-Claus said giving him a wrapped gift.
"Thanks."
"Now, I have already put all the presents under the tree and in the stockings, so I must be off. Thanks for the cookies! Ho ho ho!"
And with that, Tranny-Claus flew up the chimney.
TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2...
