Title: Texting Under The Influence
Summary: A week of exchanges during which Stiles abuses his contact naming rights and Derek gets possessive.
Rating: K+ [Depends on your imagination really]
Coupling: Sterek


Saturday - Morning


To: SourWolf ;) 7:14am
Message: i hope you die.

To: SourWolf ;) 7:15am
Message: i hope your children die.

To: SourWolf ;) 7:18am
Message: i hope your childrens children die

To: SourWolf ;) 7:20am
Message: & i hope its in a deep dark crevce

To: SourWolf ;) 7:22am
Message: where noone can get to them

To: SourWolf ;) 7:29am
Message: but they can hear your screams.

From: SourWolf ;) 7:32am
Message: What did I do?

To: SourWolf ;) 7:33am
Message: Omigod! your awake! yay! xoxo

From: SourWolf ;) 7:36am
Message: Seriously? "xoxo"?

To: SourWolf ;) 7:37am
Message:
Im lonely :( its hugs and kisses! xoxo

From: SourWolf ;) 7:42am
Message: It's Saturday. Morning.

To: SourWolf ;) 7:43am
Message: Im all alone in my house though.

To: SourWolf ;) 7:44am
Message: Dad's work & the laundrys taking 4evrr!

To: SourWolf ;) 7:59am
Message: Really? "alone & clothsless" is all it took?


Sunday - Night


From: CuddleWolf ;) 8:15pm
Message: Wake up.

From: CuddleWolf ;) 8:20pm
Message: Stiles, you cannot be this tired.

From: CuddleWolf ;) 8:27pm
Message: Go home to bed.

To: CuddleWolf ;) 8:29pm
Message: cuddlezz? xoxo

From: CuddleWolf ;) 8:31pm
Message: We're in the middle of a meeting.

To: CuddleWolf ;) 8:33pm
Message: & ur txting? rude!

To: CuddleWolf ;) 8:34pm
Message: xoxo

To: CuddleWolf ;) 8:38pm
Message: U know what? its totally ok. ill cuddle w/ scotty

To: CuddleWolf ;) 8:40pm
Message: Laps. really?

To: CuddleWolf ;) 8:40pm
Message: xoxo

From: CuddleWolf ;) 8:42pm
Message: You can always "invade my bubble". As you say.

To: CuddleWolf ;) 8:43pm
Message: We gon' cuddle. :D xoxo

From: CuddleWolf ;) 8:44pm
Message: Shut up, Stiles. Change my contacts name!


Monday - Morning


To: AlphaMyAlpha 10:57am
Message: i'm gunna hang myself

To: AlphaMyAlpha 10:59am
Message: or her. it's undecided... xoxo

From: AlphaMyAlpha 11:02am
Message: Shouldn't you be in class?

To: AlphaMyAlpha 11:05am
Message: i am. save me? xoxo

From: AlphaMyAlpha 11:07am
Message: Pay attention.

To: AlphaMyAlpha 11:09am
Message: but this sub sucks! :(:(:( xo

From: AlphaMyAlpha 11:10am
Message: Stiles.

To: AlphaMyAlpha 11:11am
Message: Darling? (1111 make a wish!) xoxo

From: AlphaMyAlpha 11:13am
Message: I wish you'd pay attention in class.

To: AlphaMyAlpha 11:15am
Message: well, ur just no fun.

To: AlphaMyAlpha 11:16am
Message: xoxo

From: AlphaMyAlpha 11:18am
Message: Do you remember Saturday afternoon?

To: AlphaMyAlpha 11:19am
Message: Vividly. :)

From: AlphaMyAlpha 11:20am
Message: If you pay attention in your classes...

To: AlphaMyAlpha 11:21am
Message: Stop texting me then! xoxo


Tuesday - Afternoon


From: Derek Hale 12:15pm
Message: Stiles, Did you break into my phone?

To: Derek Hale 12:16pm
Message: U did it to me!

From: Derek Hale 12:17pm
Message: "Alpha" is not a name, Stiles.

To: Derek Hale 12:19pm
Message: neither is "Idiot" :(

From: MeanerWolf 12:20pm
Message: I hadn't gotten around to changing it yet!

From: MeanerWolf 12:27pm
Message: Stiles, it is a contacts name.

From: MeanerWolf 12:35pm
Message: Pick something other then this one and I'll change it.

To: MeanerWolf 12:37pm
Message: i like Mate o' Mine...

From: MeanerWolf 12:39pm
Message: Stiles.

To: MeanerWolf 12:40pm
Message: Babe.

From: MeanerWolf 12:42pm
Message: Pick a name.

To: MeanerWolf 12:43pm
Message: i just did. xoxo

From: MeanerWolf 12:45pm
Message: Deal.


Wednesday - Morning(ish)


To: SexyBeast 2:01am
Message: ERMERGERD DUREYK!?

To: SexyBeast 2:02am
Message: DERERK?! D:?

To: SexyBeast 2:04am
Message: DERK?! ALPHERR? LOVER!?

From: SexyBeast 2:06am
Message: Why are you up?

To: SexyBeast 2:09am
Message: DERERK! ILERVYER! x0x0X.

From: SexyBeast 2:13am
Message: What's wrong with you? Why aren't you answering your calls?

To: SexyBeast 2:17am
Message: so thatss were the musc was comin frm.. & lots o capn

From: SexyBeast 2:20am
Message: I'm coming to get you.

To: SexyBeast 2:23am
Message: nuuuuuubody home! ;p x0xo

From: SexyBeast 2:32am
Message: Where are you.

To: SexyBeast 2:37am
Message: were the ded ppl r. x0

From: SexyBeast 2:39am
Message: Why are you in the cemetery?

To: SexyBeast 2:42am
Message: is mumys birthday...


Wednesday - Afternoon


To: SexyBeast 3:14pm
Message: Hii. xoxo

From: SexyBeast 3:15pm
Message: You're awake.

To: SexyBeast 3:18pm
Message: why am i in a nest all alone?

To: SexyBeast 3:18pm
Message: my head hurts :(...

From: SexyBeast 3:20pm
Message: It's not a nest, it's my bed. I'm turning up the driveway.

To: SexyBeast 3:22pm
Message: We gon' cuddle? why am i at yer place?

From: SexyBeast 3:24pm
Message: After you eat. You were - sick.

To: SexyBeast 3:25pm
Message: ...yeah I saw the date on my screen..

From: SexyBeast 3:27pm
Message: I'm coming through the door.

To: SexyBeast 3:27pm
Message: I'm going back to sleep :(


Thursday - Afternoon


To: Mate O Mine 12:02pm
Message: lunchtime! harris wants my head on a platter.

From: Mate O Mine 12:05pm
Message: Why.

To: Mate O Mine 12:06pm
Message: the Derek voice in my head read that growly...

From: Mate O Mine 12:07pm
Message: Stiles.

To: Mate O Mine 12:08pm
Message: scott had a stupid excuse for me missing class yesterdya

To: Mate O Mine 12:09pm
Message: yesterday* xoxo

From: Mate O Mine 12:10pm
Message: Which was?

To: Mate O Mine 12:11pm
Message: "personal stuff" Cuz thats legit. isaacs staring at me O_o

From: Mate O Mine 12:14pm
Message: He should have just said you were sick.

To: Mate O Mine 12:15pm
Message: yeah.. not that bright babe. Isaacs still staring at me

To: Mate O Mine: 12:16pm
Message: your three musketeers are staring at me...

To: Mate O Mine 12:17pm
Message: DEREK!

From: Mate O Mine 12:18pm
Message: My room smells like you.

To: Mate O Mine 12:19pm
Message: And that's why Ericas shredding me with her eyes?

From: Mate O Mine 12:20pm
Message: She won't touch you.

To: Mate O Mine 12:22pm
Message: well thats deprssing i was so wanting that! -.-

From: Mate O Mine 12:23pm
Message: ...What?

To: Mate O Mine 12:25pm
Message: should i put 'sarcasm' in brackets next time?

To: Mate O Mine 12:27pm
Message: Derek?

To: Mate O Mine 12:30pm
Message: Hello?

To: Mate O Mine 12:32pm
Message: Your betas are skipping?!

To: Mate O Mine 12:35pm
Message: was it really necssary to come to the school?

To: Mate O Mine 12:37pm
Message: omg I was just kidding!


Friday - Night


To: Jealous Boyfriend 8:18pm
Message: No.

From: Jealous Boyfriend 8:19pm
Message: Come on, Stiles.

To: Jealous Boyfriend 8:22pm
Message: No, I have homework.

From: Jealous Boyfriend 8:22pm
Message: It wasn't that bad.

To: Jealous Boyfriend 8:26pm
Message: Yeah the talk with my dad was awesome, thanks.

From: Jealous Boyfriend 8:27pm
Message: You started it with that comment about Erica.

To: Jealous Boyfriend 8:28pm
Message: Really? "You started it"? Mature, Derek. Go away, I'm busy.

From: Jealous Boyfriend 8:29pm
Message: I can wait, Stiles.

To: Jealous Boyfriend 8:36pm
Message: Enjoy the rain.

From: Jealous Boyfriend 8:37pm
Message: I said I was sorry.

To: Jealous Boyfriend 8:42pm
Message: You don't reply this fast when I like you. :(

From: Jealous Boyfriend 8:43pm
Message: You don't normally need me to.

To: Jealous Boyfriend 8:45pm
Message: ...

From: Jealous Boyfriend 8:46pm
Message: Stiles, let me in.

To: Jealous Boyfriend 8:50pm
Message: No. Shan't.

From: Jealous Boyfriend 8:51pm
Message: Please.

To: Jealous Boyfriend 9:02pm
Message: Can't. No Big Bad Wolves allowed.

From: Jealous Boyfriend 9:03pm
Message: You're not usually so grammatically accurate with your texts.

To: Jealous Boyfriend 9:17pm
Message: Really? That's the technique you use to get in?

From: Jealous Boyfriend 9:19pm
Message: Please, Little Red.

From: Jealous Boyfriend 9:34pm
Message: Stiles? I didn't mean that as an insult.

To: Jealous Boyfriend 9:39pm
Message: windows unlocked.

From: My Derek 9:40pm
Message: Xoxo.


A/N:"Write a Text story between Stiles and Derek" She says. She being SpaghettiTacos, and I hate her. She's an evil Temptress and you should avoid her unless you want to spend many sleepless nights doing her bidding! I hope you're happy, Amerie! R&R

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