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Jessie, James, and Meowth stood outside of Giovanni's office. They each held their own suitcase and stood there. The three were eager to go with Giovanni. They didn't know where they were going though. They just knew they were going somewhere that wasn't close to Rocket Headquarters. "Ready to go?" Giovanni asked the three as he locked up his office.

"Yes sir!" The three said and saluted him. Giovanni sweatdropped and began to walk down the hall with the trio following him. They came to a stop at a minivan. "Sir?"

"Yes, Jessie?"

"Why are we taking a minivan and not one of your jets?"

"Because I decided that I want to go green."

"So driving in a giant car isn't polluting the earth?" Jessie asked.

"Just be quiet." Giovanni said. Just then, Butch and Cassidy showed up.

"Sir, we're ready to go!" Butch chimed.

"All packed and everything- hey what are these three doing here?" Cassidy asked.

"Oh, they're coming on the road trip with us." Giovanni said and began neatly stacking everyone's suitcase in the car.

"But why do they have to come?" Cassidy whined. "You only take your best team on these road trips."

"Well I decided to take the worst team too. Besides, I have extra room in my car and I was in love with her mother." Giovanni said and pointed to Jessie. "And I think she's my daughter but I really don't know, but they're coming anyway." Cassidy and Butch moaned in annoyance.

"Okay, get in the car." Giovanni said and got in the driver's seat. He sighed as he saw Jessie, Cassidy, Butch, James, and Meowth fighting for the passenger's seat. Giovanni thought long and hard; who could he stand to sit next to him for the entire trip? James was annoying and whiney. Jessie was known to get carsick. Cassidy would try to get a raise, and Meowth had a weird obsession with him. Butch, well, he smoked. Fortunately, Wendy was coming on this trip. She was late of course, but she put her suitcase in the trunk of the car. She pushed past everyone and sat in the passenger's side. The rest of them moaned and Giovanni began to yell at them. "Jessie and Cassidy, sit behind me and Wendy. James, Butch, and Meowth, you guys get the very back! Now get in!"

"Yes sir!" The five saluted and got in the car. They all put their seatbelts on.

"Are we all buckled up back there?" Wendy asked.

"No! Butch didn't put his seatbelt on!" James told and stuck his tongue out at Butch.

"Butch, please put your seatbelt on." Wendy said.

"I don't have to."

"If you want to come along you will!" Giovanni roared. Butch mumbled to himself and put on his seatbelt. Finally, he drove out of the headquarters parking lot and got onto the main road. It was silent. He was glad. So was Wendy.

"Are we there yet?" James asked from the back.

"If we were there we would be parked you idiot!" Cassidy yelled at him.

"Hey! I'm only allowed to yell at James!" Jessie yelled at Cassidy.

"Says who?"

"Says me!" Jessie said and slapped Cassidy across the face.

"Boss, Jessie just hit me!" She whined.

"Jessie, no hitting."

"But she was yelling at James!" Jessie replied.

"Cassidy, no yelling at James."

"But James was annoying me."

"James, don't be annoying."

"Are we there yet?" James whined.

"I'll tell you when we get there!" Giovanni said. "Now everyone, shut up!" For the next five minutes, it was silent. But then of course, Jessie had to turn around and talk to Butch.

"Listen, I know that you value lung disease but I don't so throw away your cigarette. Now!"

"Boss…!" Butch started.

"She's right! Smoke when we get there!" Giovanni said and Butch was forced to throw his cigarette out the window. Wendy peered in the back and saw that James and Meowth had fallen asleep so she told Giovanni. At least there wouldn't be any more whining.

"Boss, can you pull over?" Jessie asked.

"No, Jessie. No pit stops." Giovanni sighed.

"But I don't feel so good." She said.

"Boss, she's gonna barf!" Cassidy moved as far away from Jessie as she could. Luckily, Wendy came prepared and handed Jessie a paper bag which Jessie took and threw up in it. The car started to smell. Cassidy began to feel a bit queasy from the smell and threw up on the car floor. Of course, Jessie felt nauseous from the smell and puked. The paper bag was leaking and eventually broke and it landed all over the floor. At the sight of Jessie's puke, Cassidy threw up. And Jessie couldn't handle seeing her throw up and all of the trees and cars go by, so she threw up again.

"Boss, it smells!" James complained. Great. Thought Giovanni.

"It's like a puke fest in here!" Meowth stated.

"Stop puking!" Butch yelled at the two girls in front of him. Giovanni was beyond angry. Of course these two had to puke in his brand new minivan. He got off the nearest exit and pulled over at the gas station. He went in and bought paper towels and garbage bags.

"Here." He said and handed the supplies to the girls. "Clean up your mess." Jessie and Cassidy took the paper towels and garbage bags to clean up their mass amounts of puke. But of course, the sight and the smell made the two girls throw up again. Giovanni was beyond frustrated and angry. "GIVE IT TO ME! I"LL JUST CLEAN IT!" He yelled and cleaned out the puke from his car.

"I feel better." Jessie said once he finished cleaning.

"Yeah me too." Cassidy said.

"Of course you are." Giovanni mumbled. "Get in the car." So, everyone got back in the car. Giovanni saw that he had only been driving for an hour. Well, this would be fun. He got back onto the highway. So far, everyone was silent. Luckily the two girls fell asleep. He was glad that there would be no more puking.

"Boss?"

"Yes James?"

"I have to go to the bathroom."

"We were just at a gas station! You should have went then."

"Boss?"

"Yes Butch?"

"I have to go to the bathroom too."

"We were just at a gas station. You should have gone then."

"But I have to go now." James whined.

"Yeah me too. I drank seven coffees this morning." Butch said.

"I drank six." James said.

"Well, no one said to drink mass amounts of coffee before the road trip!" Giovanni said.

"Boss? Can you pull over?" James whined.

"Yeah, I think I'm gonna burst." Butch cried.

"No! Now, shut up!" Giovanni said. James and Butch looked at each other and they were both sweating from the pain of holding their pee. So, Butch found two empty soda cans that they had drank before. So, both of them took down their pants a bit and started peeing in the empty cans of soda. James and Butch were smiling and had their eyes closed because the pressure was gone. However, both of them felt something warm on their hands. Their eyes went wide once they saw what was happening.

"You guys are insane!" Meowth yelled.

"What's going on back there?" Wendy asked.

"James an' Botch-er Butch are peein' in the empty soda cans and they both ova flowed!" Meowth said desperately. He jumped over to sit next to the sleeping girls. The car was reeking of urine.

"Sorry boss." The two boys said and put their pants back up. Giovanni went over a bump on the high way and the two dropped the soda cans over flowed with urine on the floor. Butch and James looked at each other and began to panic. Giovanni figured yelling wouldn't work out so he searched for the nearest exit. Jessie then woke up because of the smell. Before she knew it, she began to throw up again. It was just bile though because she had thrown up everything before. At the sound of throwing up, Cassidy began to vomit herself.

Giovanni sighed. This would be a long road trip.


So what do you think? Should I keep this as a one shot or continue it?