No More SLUSHIES

Today Santana and Puck were both late for Glee.

Everybody was guessing they were probably going at it in the janitor's closet, when suddenly they both burst into the room.

" Oh no!" Santana wailed!

" I can't believe this!" Puck kicked a chair in frustration.

Everybody stopped talking, and focused on the couple. (Not like they weren't before.)

" It's not another baby, is it?" Kurt asked in confusion.

" NO!" Santana spat, " But I won't e able to give you lot a slushy facial anymore!" Half of the glee club cheered, although not knowing the reason.

" Why though?" Finn asked out of curiosity, but Rachel kicked him, not wanting to trigger anything.

" Thanks to the cheerio's coach!" Puck spat at Santana's direction.

" Hey! Don't blame me!" Santana growled.

" Well, if it weren't for your stupid dry-cleaning budget, we would still have our slushy machine!" Puck rolled his eyes.

Santana just grunted for she had no response. Now the glee club was split in half. Half were groaning and shaking there heads, the other were cheering, Rachel was singing: We will rock you and they were clapping along.

Mr. Schuster was listening to the conversation all along, for he was bemused by this big of a reaction. He stepped in to restore the peace in the club.

" Come on guys! What's with the overreaction!"

" Uh! No more slushy facials! Duh!" Kurt was full on diva right now. With Rachel beaming behind him.

" And no more half an hour wash-ups in the bathroom!" Rachel exclaimed.

" Along with sticky underwear." Finn added.

Mr. Schuster nodded in agreement, " How about you guys?"

The rest of glee looked at Mr. Schu in disgust, " Don't you get it? Slushy Facials are a way to express our social status!" Santana explained with impatience.

" Yah! And it shows them whose boss once in a while." The people behind them nodded in agreement, while behind Kurt and Rachel, the rest were shaking their heads in disgust.

" You know, while you guys spent two seconds buying a slushy and pouring it onto our faces, we have to spent half an hour cleaning it up!" Mercedes was on fire.

"You forgot enjoying the laugh we get from the expression on your face." Puck added. Quinn just sighed in disgust.

" And it takes ages to get the stain out of our cloth!" Kurt added.

" And some don't!" Rachel was thinking of her slushy-stained training bra.

Santana, like Mercedes, was all fired up. " Just think of it this way, we bought you a slushy for free." Puck grinned.

Will Schuster left the club discuss, because he realized he would never be able to stop them. When walking away, although he hated to admit it, he thanked sue, for this was the only thing she ever did right, and the glee kids might be more close to each other. Grinning, he went out to speak to Emma about this.

Suddenly, Somebody walked pass his or her room. It seems it was raining outside; mud was stuck on the man's boots, leaving footprints all over the floor.

The mud looked strangely like root beer flavored slushy.

Half of the club smirked, while the others groaned.

" Guys, we would be going out to the park a lot more from now on." Said puck.