Wrong Movie

Chapter 1

Logan and Kendall were entranced in a riveting game of Dome Hockey when they heard the door of 2J slam. Carlos came sprinting into the room with his hands in the air. He was holding a DVD and a big goofy smile was plastered on his face. "Dudes, check it out!" he said with enthusiasm. "Not now, Carlos." Kendall and Logan said at the same time. Their game was heated and Kendall was one point away from beating Logan when, "YES!" the blonde screamed in triumph. "You sir smarty-pants must now say it."

"Ok, must we really shrink to this level of childish behavior?" Logan asked, trying to wiggle himself out of whatever it was.

"Hey," Kendall said firmly, "you shook on it." And with that Logan was backed into a corner.

"Fine…" he said, defeated.

Kendall cupped a hand to his ear so he could hear better. "Say it." Logan frowned as he proceeded to say "Kendall, you are the master."

"Hells yeah I'm the master! And don't you forget it!" the tall boy winked at his nerdy friend and strode towards the couch with a cocky walk. Logan smiled and followed his friend.

"Ok, now that that's over," Carlos said as he watched his two best friends sit on their orange couch, "check out what I got!" He held the DVD he had gotten right in front of his friends faces and saw them lit up.

"No. Way! How did you get that?" Kendall said, yanking the box from Carlos' hands and studying it. Logan looked stupefied.

"Dude, this doesn't come out for another two months." He said incredulously.

"I've got connections." Carlos said smugly. "Shall I pop it in?" He asked his band mates, fully knowing the answer.

"Hells yeah!" they both said.

"Yes! Zombie Dinosaurs 3, here we come!" Carlos shouted with joy and a rumble was immediately heard coming from the bathroom.

James came running out with nothing but a towel wrapped around his… head. "Did you just say Zombie Dinosaurs 3?" he asked excitedly. His friends turned to look at him and soon wished they hadn't.

"Ah, dude!" "Really, man?" "Cover up, will ya?" A series of grumbles and disapproving words were shouted at his direction.

"Oh, you guys are just jealous." James retorted but nonetheless he took the towel from his head and covered himself up. He walked to the couch and sat on the corner, looking at Carlos. "Well put it in man!" he shouted and his helmet wearing friend obliged.

Carlos walked to the DVD player and popped in the disk. He walked, no, skipped back and sat on the floor in front of his two fully clothed friends with yet another goofy smile on his face. "Ok, here we go!" he said happily and pushed the button on the remote so the movie started playing.

Logan was the first to notice something was off. "These aren't the usual credits for Zombie Dinosaurs." He said.

Kendal noticed something too. "And this music sounds different too." He said.

Carlos' face fell and he reached for the box the movie came in. "But my guy said it was legit!" he said sadly.

Nobody noticed James had suddenly tensed up and his 'Cuda man spray tan had banished completely, leaving him almost as pale as Logan. "You know this probably sucks, let's take it off!" he said shakily and got up to take the disk out.

"Nah, we might as well see what it is Carlos' guy gave him." Kendal said causing the Latino to shout "He said it was legit!" again. James froze in his tracks and closed his eyes as if waiting for a train to hit him. Then, it started.

"Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck me baby! Fuck me hard!"