Marlene was singing in the kitchen when she opened the frige, only to be attacked by eggs. "Shit." She cursed. She really wished that Sirius wouldn't insist on doing the shopping because he could never put it back correctly in the right places- despite the fact she'd labelled everything for him.

"Stupid pissing arseing dickhead," She continued to curse as she looked around the kitchen for her wand.

"Talking about me?" A husky voice said from the doorway. Leaning against the frame, stood a shirtless and practically pants-free Sirius Black. This was the one thing that she loved about being away from Hogwarts: the fact she had her own house with her boyfriend. She loved waking up next to him on a morning, and when she came in after a long Order mission, he'd always be waiting for her.

"When am I not?" Marlene snapped, finally finding her wand and cleaning up the mess. She yanked open the fridge and pulled him over by the waste-band of his boxers, much to his glee.

Winking at her, he wrapped an arm around her waist. "Couldn't keep your hands off me, eh?"

"You see this little compartment here?" She jabbed her finger to the place where the eggs would be kept. "This, Sirius, is for eggs. It is shaped specifically for eggs so they don't break when you open the fridge."

"Well you need to break them anyway to cook them!"

"Yes, but not over the floor!"

"But they need to be broken!"

"I don't like my eggs smashed to pieces!"

"How do you like them then?!"

"Well apparently I prefer them fucking fertilised."

There was a short silence.

"Did you just tell me that you're pregnant?"

Another short silence.

"Yes."

"With our child?"

"No, with a unicorn."

"That'd be a bit painful," He winced and made a face. "No, seriously..."

"Yes, Sirius. I'm having a baby-"

"Our baby." He interrupted, pushing Marlene into the living room and gently down on the sofa.

"I'm making us breakfast," She frowned at him, "I can't do that from here."

"I'll make it, you need to rest."

"It'll be more dangerous for me to eat your cooked breakfast, than to cook it myself."

"Look, I can fertilise eggs, I'm sure I can fry them too."