To be A Pokémon Master...
by Chipolata
*** WARNING *** Look, guys, if you haven't guessed yet, this is a Pokémon/Dragoball Z crossover. In it, I assume you've seen at least a couple of episodes of Pokémon. If you haven't, you're not going to know who Team Rocket are, or what an Onix is. If you really want to, see a couple of the first season episodes. That should make it easier.
Chip: I've had this typed up for a while now. I just wrote myself into a corner and didn't know how to get out. But guess what? I figured out how! So without further ado, so begins.... To Be A Pokémon Masta!
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[Chapter One]
Team Rocket sat perched in a tree, watching the path through the forest. There was Jessie, James and their Pokémon Meowth. They peered through the leaves, waiting for their victim, the Pokémon trainer from Pallet Town known as Ash Ketchum. Their plan: to steal Pikachu.
"Prepare for trouble!" Jessie announced.
"Make it double!" James agreed.
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
"Meowth, that's right!" Meowth concluded.
The motto over, they returned to searching for Pikachu.
Vegeta was having a bad day. First, he was early to one of the biggest fights of the century, and so by tradition had to have his butt kicked. Then, he was saved by Kakarotto. And to finish it all off he had landed on some unknown island full of some annoying and ugly little monsters.
"Out of my way!" Vegeta ordered to some Oddish. "I can't believe this! First I get my butt kicked, then Kakarotto saves me, now I'm stuck on some island full of some annoying and ugly little monsters! If I weren't so injured, I'd fly away! Shoo, shoo!"
Vegeta pushed his way through the thick greenery until he found a rocky plateau. Thinking he could use the height to his advantage, Vegeta began to climb.
'Hmm.' he thought. 'Maybe if I get on top of those round rocks I might have a better view.'
Vegeta climbed onto the large rocks lying on the small plateau. He looked around at the island he was on.
"Well, it seems there are people on this island. They seem to have many cities here. Hmm. That one seems closest. I should be able to call Bulma from there. Then I will have a senzu bean, and I will defeat Kakarotto once and for all! Ha ha ha!"
Vegeta was being very loud, and the poor Onix Vegeta was standing on woke up. Very annoyed that a human was standing ON HIM and had actually DISTURBED HIS SLEEP, the Onix rose up from his bed, knocking Vegeta off.
"GROOAARR!" The Onix roared.
"What the...?" Vegeta gasped. "What the heck is that thing?"
That was the last straw. Onix grabbed Vegeta in his mouth and flung him across the island.
"Aaaahhhh!!" Vegeta screamed.
Vegeta landed with a great 'WHAM!' in a forest clearing. He lay on his front, face in the grass. With a moan, he got up and looked about him. Surrounding him on all sides were many red and white balls with faces.
"Voltorb!" the chorused. Suddenly, before Vegeta could respond, they all self-destructed.
Vegeta was blown clear of the forest, and out into the sky. He landed in a canyon, with large rock cliffs and patches of grass. Dizzy, he slowly got to his feet.
"Urgh," Vegeta moaned.
Slowly, painfully, Vegeta pushed himself up. Balancing on his knees and one hand, Vegeta put a hand to his throbing head and looked up. Standing in front of him was a fuzzy monkey with a pig nose and boxing gloves.
"What're you staring at?" Vegeta snapped.
"Brugrugh! Brugghhh!" The primape called out.
Vegeta was suddenly found himself surrounded. The primeape raised a fist and uttered a single call.
"Uh oh." Vegeta muttered.
The primeapes charged.
Team Rocket sat in their tree, waiting. Jessie sat watching the path, while Meowth and James played some sort of card game.
"Aren't they here yet?" Meowth asked.
"They should have passed us by now." James commented. "Are you sure they were coming this way?"
"Yes I'm sure!" Jessie yelled. "Those brats are just a little slow!"
"If you ask me, it's her that's a little slow." James whispered to Meowth.
"WHAT? How dare you!" Jessie yelled, and hit James with that big mallet she has.
"I hope the twerp trio get here soon." Meowth said as James struggled to get up.
"Uh, a little help please?" he asked, "Hmm? Hey, what's that up there?" he asked, looking up and pointing.
"Hmm?" Jessie and Meowth looked up.
Vegeta suddenly dropped out of the sky and onto Team Rocket, collapsing the tree.
"Huh? What was that?" Ash cried.
"Probably just an old tree falling down." Misty commented. "C'mon, we need to get to Viridian City."
They walked on.
