Vegeta Vegeta

(by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta)

This one's been in the archives a while. It'll be good to go ahead and pull it out.

Disclaimer

Tails: She isn't Carlos Santana.

Me: You bet I'm not. I've lost all 3 of my guitar picks!

Tails: How do you lose all 3 guitar picks at once?

Me: I dunno.

*that evening*

Me: Look! I found two of 'em!

Tails: What about the third one?

Me: Well, I didn't really like the color of that one anyway…

Tails: Where were the first two?

Me: Buried under the stuff where I hid them a month ago.

Tails: *sigh* We don't own DBZ…

Ladies and gents…

Turn up your systems to the sound of Son Gokuh…

The world's strongest man…

But not a very good musician…

Vegeta Vegeta

He reminds me of a bad soap opera

Growin' up on Frieza's spaceship

He's pickin' a fight just like a playground bully

Vegeta Vegeta

He fell in love on old Chikyuu

To the sound of a machine

Invented by Buruma Briefs

Stop the hitting, stop the kicking

Always fighting some villain

See, as the tough are getting tougher

The others keep on chilling

See Mr. Vegeta in his spaceship

Thinking of ways to become stronger

On the news there's a special bulletin

Some android said "ya'll ain't got much longer"

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu tsuyo desu

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu

(He's tough)

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu tsuyo desu

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu

(Sho' 'nuff)

Vegeta Vegeta

He reminds me of a bad soap opera

Growin' up on Frieza's spaceship

He's pickin' a fight just like a playground bully

Vegeta Vegeta

He fell in love on old Chikyuu

To the sound of a machine

Invented by Buruma Briefs

I said boku no tomo wa chichi desu

Our hero has a family

He's got a son and a cute little daughter

Mata Buruma wa haha desu

See Mr. Vegeta in his spaceship

Thinking of ways to become stronger

Muten Roshi tugs his beard

Asking "how can one guy be so weird?"

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu tsuyo desu

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu

(Tough lad)

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu tsuyo desu

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu

(Bura's dad)

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu tsuyo desu

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu

(Was bad)

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu tsuyo desu

Bejita san wa tsuyo desu

(Never make him mad)

Vegeta you know you're my buddy

When a fight starts I can feel your

Ki rising

And even when we're at odds

I still feel like we're best friends

Vegeta Vegeta

He reminds me of a bad soap opera

Growin' up on Frieza's spaceship

He's pickin' a fight just like a playground bully

Vegeta Vegeta

He fell in love on old Chikyuu

To the sound of a machine

Invented by Buruma Briefs

Put 'em up, ya'll!

The End