Have you ever wanted to just get away from everyone? Get away from the supernatural events that only happen in your town? To forget about all the obnoxious people that drag you into the worst predicaments?
Well Craig Tucker answered 'Yes' to all those questions.
That's why he agreed to accompany his friend Clyde on a trip away from the dreaded town South Park and into the woods for a grand ol' camping trip!
Rain showers passed and Craig was finally allowed to exit his tent and enjoy the view of the clear blue sky. He moped for a moment until his best friend came over to cheer him up. "Hey, dude!"
"Hmpf." he huffed back in response.
Clyde grinned at him, "Aw, man, check out that double rainbow!"
Craig looked up at it uninterested, "So?"
"Dude, it's a double rainbow!" he started to get more excited, "I mean come on!"
Craig watched as Clyde burst into a fit of giggles, he was very easily amused. "Okay…it's not that funny."
"What do you think it means?"
"You belong in a mental institution."
"Craaaaaaaaiggg!" he whined and started shoving the apathetic boy, "What does it mean?"
Craig cocked a brow and stared at his annoying companion. Why would Clyde think that Craig knew the answer to that? He didn't invent double rainbows, he isn't mother fucking nature. "It means your double gay."
They sat in silence for about five minutes until Clyde spoke again, "But wouldn't one rainbow cancel the other out making me straight. It's like simple math."
"You're failing math."
"Rainbows aren't math, they're magic!"
"Uh-huh…"
"I wonder if there is such a thing as triple rainbows! Wait would that make me bi? One rainbow is gay, two is straight and three is bi! I bet Kenny's seen a triple rainbow."
"Out of everything to question, you question rainbows. What about huge guinea pigs? What about encountering Satan, God and Jesus on numerous occasions? What about the giant monsters, aliens and robots that invade South Park? Don't you want to question any of that?"
"I don't see how that relates to double rainbows."
Craig simply flipped off his friend, "You're retarded."
