Yes, this is thrown together at the last minute. Like everything else. Stupid back button, I lost all my data.


"Checkmate!" Tigerstar shouted.

"Awwww," Blackstar moaned.

"QUIET, YOU!" Cinderpaw yowled. "Anyway, welcome to the first Evil Laugh Council."

"Are we here because of our evil laughs?" Hawkfrost asked. "Because I have a killer evil laugh."

"What? No. We're here because we're the most evil cats up until Sunset. And, well, I created it because I'm evil. Anyway, attendance! Tigerstar!"

"I won!" Tigerstar bragged.

"Blackstar!"

"He cheated," Blackstar accused Tigerstar. "It's impossible to win chess."

"Brokenstar!"

"Yo!" Brokenstar greeted them.

"No being hip. Darkstripe!"

"Why am I a Dark Forest cat?" Darkstripe demanded. "I wasn't that evil, was I?"

"Clawface!"

"I don't even have a personality. I killed Spottedleaf and got killed by Graystripe. I wish I were important," Clawface sighed.

"Hawkfrost!"

"MUHAHAHAHA!" Hawkfrost laughed. "See? I told you it was killer."

"That's everyone," Cinderpaw sighed in relief.

"Where's the other villains?" Tigerstar asked.

"They come later." Cinderpaw gritted her teeth in annoyance.

"How are you evil again?" Brokenstar asked.

"I KILLED FIRESTAR, OKAY?" Cinderpaw hissed. "Then Firefrost came, and...well, I don't know. And I manipulated Spottedpaw's mind. That's evil."

"Point taken," Brokenstar shrugged.

"Our first order of business is to figure out how to destroy Spottedpaw13," Cinderpaw announced.

"Didn't a group of cats already try that?" Hawkfrost asked.

"Nightpaw31 and Stripepaw, my amigas, yes," Cinderpaw agreed. "And they failed in the might of her stupid theme song."

"What about Lavapaw? If we invite Team Opposite, couldn't we invite Lavapaw?" Blackstar asked.

"I'm not inviting Spottedpaw's sister!" Cinderpaw rolled her eyes. "We'll talk about who to invite later."

"We're already on the subject."

"Oh whatever," Cinderpaw glared at Blackstar. "Who do we invite then? Name the villains in Power of Three."

"...Ashfur?" Tigerstar suggested.

"No! First I have a dream that he killed Squirrelflight, then he becomes a psycho maniac and almost kills ThunderClan!" Cinderpaw shook her head. "He'd kill us all."

"Hollyleaf?" Tigerstar suggested.

"Give others a chance, and yes, Hollyleaf will work," Cinderpaw nodded.

"Thistleclaw?" Brokenstar asked.

"...Sure, he's not extremely bad," Cinderpaw admitted. "I mean, he was crazy. but sure. Even if he died before Firestar became a wild cat. Stick to Power of Three, please."

"Speaking of Super Specials, how about Hawkheart?" Clawface suggested. "He was a crazy medicine cat."

"Why not? POWER OF THREE! FOCUS!"

"To an extent, weren't both Heathertail and Lionblaze evil?" Darkstripe inquired.

"Lionblaze just went crazy, Heathertail was serving her Clan."

"There wasn't a lot of evil cats in that series that weren't already alive," Tigerstar admitted. "All we've got is Thistleclaw, Hollyleaf, and Hawkheart."

"Good. Our evil spreads," Cinderpaw commented. "Now. Destroy Spottedpaw13. Focus."

"Isn't Spottedpaw13 the Author?" Blackstar asked.

"Yes."

"She created you, correct?"

"Correct."

"Then if we destroyed her, wouldn't you...die?" Blackstar pointed out.

"I'm evil. I don't care. I don't even know why we're trying to destroy the Author. We just are."

"Couldn't we just destroy Firestar instead? It's a more popular subject," Clawface admitted.

"Genius!" Cinderpaw agreed. "Now, despite the fact that destroying Spottedpaw13 is easier, how to we go about destroying Firestar?"

"Go into the past and kill him at a near-death experience?" Clawface asked.

"I take back what I said. Been there done that," Cinderpaw told him. "Firefrost, remember?"

"Oh."

"Hey, what about Scourge?" Tigerstar demanded.

"He's.......a poor, misled, turned evil by his past cat. We're cats who just were born evil. That's what I say and I stick to it," Cinderpaw replied.

"He said no, didn't he?" Tigerstar grinned.

"No! He just wasn't evil his whole life like we were!" Cinderpaw stuttered.

"Pathetic." Tigerstar shook his head sadly.

"Here's an idea. We find an evil RiverClan cat, take him into the lake, and let him drown," Hawkfrost suggested.

"You're like the only real RiverClan cat ever," Cinderpaw told him. "And we're not killing him. We're just breaking down his life until he has no reason to live."

"That's not completely evil. Evil cats kill people. Like me. I killed a bunch of cats." Tigerstar licked his paw.

"I'm in charge," Cinderpaw reminded him. "What I say goes."

"Shouldn't the cat who killed the most cats be in charge? The most evil?" Tigerstar asked. "I should be in charge."

"Yeah, I let Spottedpaw live her life thinking I was her sister. That's very evil," Cinderpaw objected.

"By that standard, Squirrelflight and Leafpool should be here too," Tigerstar growled.

"Where's Longtail? He was as evil as I was," Darkstripe pointed out.

"Yeah, he stopped being evil when Tigerstar was exiled. You continued until your death," Cinderpaw pointed out. "He's still alive."

"Great StarClan, he's old!" Darkstripe gasped.

"So am I," Brokenstar pointed out.

"We're getting nothing out of this. We're adjourning this meeting until you get it through your skulls what you're doing," Cinderpaw hissed. "Meeting adjourned!"


More like Meaning adjourned.
I'm not going to work on this too much. I need to plow through a couple of other things first to get them done.
Disclaimer: Original Evil Council belongs to LittleKuriboh. All rights go wherever they are. Don't sue me.
Seriously. No suing. Don't sue me, I'll sue you. Not really, I'm not sueing anyone.
~Spottedpaw13~