Out of Body Experience
I do not own Inu Yasha…never self with bowls of ramen
"Ya know InuYasha you could make a gay guy jealous from how much a tight ass you can be." Kagome huffed as continued to bandage his arm and pulled on the ends of it tighter than necessary to prove her point of how she was not enthusiastic with doing this again for the 5th in 4 days. Inu Yasha snorted but winced at the pain.
"Gah! Watch what the hell you are doing!" He all but yelled. Kagome rose a deeply earth tinted hued eye to him with a loftiness of showing she could reek more havoc on his wounded body.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Inu Yasha…." She said almost too innocently. He smirked inwardly at his obedience yet the moment he shut his eyes a sharp pang shot through his leg. He howled in agony and opened his eyes to see Kagome stalking away and the huge, and very heavy, first aid kit resting on his wounded knee.
"Oi! Wench! Get back here!" He yelled and then she turned with the gleam…that gleam of utter anger….that gleam of death…that gleam of warning for the damned word… He silently made his last amends.
"OWASARI!" Kagome stormed off towards the others when the hyper ball of mischief popped out of a bush snickering.
"Hehehe, you did it again Inu Yasha." He teased in his bubbly voice. All Shipp heard were muffled curses and then Shippo bounced one the red and silver heap before scrambling off causing Inu Yasha to howl in pain.
Sango rested against a tree with the little neko tenma in her lap; bandaging her silently. Kagome plopped down by her and stroked Kirara.
"You guys feeling better?" Kagome asked and Sango nodded.
"Yea, that last demon was pretty harsh. Kirara only had a few minor injuries." Then from across their make-shift camp site laid Miroku on the ground with an arm across his forehead dramatically.
"Oh dearest Sango! Kagome! Please come heal my pain. Take me into the plain of erotic happiness." He wailed out. Both girls slowly arched their dark brows…the same brows that twitched from annoyance and disgust.
"Sure, I'll put you out of your misery pervert!" Kagome fumed and Sango followed right behind of her pulling her Hiraikotsu out in front of her.
(Due to the VERY aggressive nature of the scene it will be censored ;;;;;)
Soon after both girls sat down very satisfied with their results. Shippo peeped out of his hiding place and 'tesked the now unconscious Hoshi. Shippo bounded of to Kagome's lap happily and tugged on a raven lock of her hair.
"Mommy? Why do Hoshi-sama and Mutt Face act like that all the time?" Kagome bit her lip in thought and found she could find no answer.
"Dun know…mentally delusional I guess. Man, amazons had the right idea…men should be slaves!" Kagome beamed and Sango laughed glaring at the monk who still twitched on the ground. Soon, with the shift of the wind the cold hearted façade of the demon entity known as Sesshomaru appeared. His golden eyes seem to pierce to Kagome's soul as Inu Yasha would so when yearning for Kikyo. He slowly stepped fore ward while Sango prepared herself for battle. His rose his hand to Sango and without looking at her he said in his deep monotone,
"You will not attack me. I have come to negotiate a deal with my half breed nit wit brother. His eyes still never left Kagome's and she started to squirm nervously under his gaze.
"Miko, where is he?" Kagome, getting a surge of confidence, pointed over her shoulder,
"Half way to hell." She snapped. The silver hair demon rose a fine brown and remarked coldly,
"I am not up for phrases of illiterate speech." He sneered. Kagome gulped and Sesshomaru smirked inwardly at the achievement of bathing in the fear that tainted her aura. Finally Kagome broke his gaze and walked towards the direction of the "Crater Inu Yasha". When arriving, Inu Yasha gave away the impression of a gopher trying to dig out of a hole which caused Kagome to giggle but suppressed her further urges of laughter after seeing who she was with.
"Sesshomaru!" He growled standing into full at height.
"Inu Yasha…" Sesshomaru never got to finish his sentence when the infamous baboon pelt appeared between the three of them
"Naraku!" Kagome screamed immediately dashing towards Inu Yasha who in turn pulled out the Tessaiga defensively.
"I've got a new trick simpletons…you will now be vanquished!" Naraku roared and with that he spread his arms wide and started to chant some undecipherable words. Then a feeling swamped their bodies. It seemed to consume them, suffocating them with the blackness that blinded them. The sound of tearing and pulling vibrated loud in their ears and a splitting pain shot through them all. When the darkness faded Kagome was the first to speak.
"Inu Yasha? Are you okay?..." Kagome blinked her eyes and her eyes slowly widened….there….across from her she saw herself looking around wearily. She rose her hands and saw the very familiar markings along her wrists. She saw the very familiar puff of tail brushing against her cheek on her shoulder. "OH MY GOD!" She screamed, yet sounded like a scream you would never hear uttered from the mighty lord. The sight of this new Sesshomaru's face would have been very humorous from a third person point of view. His golden eyes widened in shock and utter horror across his face.
Inu Yasha opened his eyes and looked around wondering why on earth he was back at camp. Had he black out that long?
"Sesshomaru! Kagome!" He screamed and reached for his sword instinctively and felt nothing…. He looked down and saw only the mix of purple and black robe…he slowly rose his hands, his very human hands to his eye level. Only to see the cerulean beads wrapped around his hand. THUD! Was the only sound that resided from the now unconscious body of Miroku.
Sango opened her eyes, she had felt a sudden pain consume her body and now she awoke in a piece of cloth. She looked around, the world seem so big now. She noticed she could hear ten times better. Just as when she was going to yell out for Kagome in worry a sudden, "meow" uttered her lips….her firey eyes widened as she looked at her new paws.
Miroku moaned as he opened his eyes. Man did the girls really beat him up that bad? Looking around he saw Sango laying against the tree and a very confused looking Kirara.
"Miss Sango are you alright?" He asked and then froze…why did his voice sound so childish? She looked down at his attire and noticed the soft fur vest. He pulled some hair into his view and let out a high pitched swueal as orange locks met his view.
Shippo winced a bit before opening his eyes. Man his body was in so much pain! He winced and whimpered again trying to sit up, it was like his body had been pulverized.
"Mommy?" He asked while opening his eyes and then he arched a brow. He looked at Sesshomaru who was staring in awe at himself. (Why is he looking at himself like he hasn't seen himself before?) He wondered idly. Looking to his side he saw a very cold looking Kagome. "Kagome?" He was only met with very angry brown hues. When he looked deeper into her eyes he saw his reflection, the reflection of silver hair and silver ears. He shrieked and looked down at his battered body. He was Inu Yasha!
Kirara opened her eyes and blinked steadily. She watched as the body of Miroku fell to the ground with a thud. She tilted her head when she felt long locks slide of her shoulder. She sat down on all fours and noticed the body of her master moving along with her…she shrugged and with a ungraceful leap pulled herself on a nearby branch and started to groom her herself and frowned when her tongue met the barrier of clothing. What was she going to do now?
Sesshomaru woke up and bit down the pain of his body protesting. As a habit he reached for his sword in time of unawareness when his fingertips brushed bare flesh. He furrowed his brows as he stood and felt the breeze sweep up the length of his legs. At the sound of a deep voice screaming ….which he strangly recognized to be his own….he looked down to see the mix of the green and white attire that covered his body. He glared. Damn that Naraku.
"You Girl. Stop that gawking expression. This Sesshomaru will take his body back now." He said in his now girly voice which made her threat sound very, well…, unthreatening. Kagome looked up and arched a silver brow,
"How?"
There, that's all for the first chappie I hope you guys liked!
Neko Tenam- Cat demon
Owasari- Should be obvious people!
