These stories are based on events that really did happen to me and the people are all my friends. Basicly these are the kids of our favorite gang of teens from "That '70s Show" except this takes place in the 90s. Most places I have really been to because I do live in Madison. Some things have been altered though

I do not own That '70s Show nor Write for That '70s Show.


English Paper

Madison, Wisconsin

May 6, 1996

2:30 P.M.

Mr.Morris's English Class

"God is this day ever gonna end?" asked Jennifer.

Jennifer Burkhart was a 14 year old with long blonde hair and striking blue eyes. She was fairly tall for her age and had an average body structure.

"Yesterday did, but today's Friday, so, no." said Ryan.

Ryan Forman was your average 13 year old boy who was a few inches taller then Jennifer and had an average body structure. He had hazel eyes that were sure to win him best eye's in the yearbook. He also had dark brown hair that was average in length, but his parents were always getting on his case about getting his hair cut.

"Ryan! Jennifer!" yelled Mr.Morris, "Whatever your talking about can wait untill afterschool. Speaking of afterschool, come see me then."

"Great." said Jennifer

10 past then the bell rung. Ryan and Jennifer tried to sneek past Mr.Morris with a large section of the class, but one of those teachers pet's alerted Mr.Morris they were trying to get out.

"Mr.Morris! Mr.Morris! Ryan & Jennifer were trying to sneek out of class!" yelled one of the students.

"Ryan, Jennifer, I need to talk to you two about your grades." said Mr.Morris.

"What?" excliamed both.

"You heard me. Now both of you are doing wonderfull. It's just that since both of you are doing so good I'm giving you both 20 page essay assignments. I wan't you to write about the writers and poets of the 18th & 19th century. And oh yeah, they're due Monday."

"This is bull shit Mr.Morris!" yelled Ryan.

"What did you say Ryan?" asked Mr.Morris.

Ryan's eyes dart back and forth, "Uh, nothing Mr.Morris."

"That's what I thought."

Later while Ryan and Jennifer were walking home they both started to come up with an excuess for if they didn't do the essay.

"You know what I think?" said Ryan.

"What?" laughed Jennifer.

"Mr.Morris is just making it so we don't pass the 8th grade, but he doesn't have much time left. I mean, we graduate on June 10th."

When Ryan Forman got home from school his dad, Eric, was there waiting for him. "Ryan, Mr.Morris called me and told me you were using profanity, and you know what I think of you son?" Eric asked.

"What Dad?" asked Ryan.

"I couldn't be more proud of you." replied Eric. "And just remember son, your Grandma and Grampa are coming for dinner."

"You mean Red and Kitty?" Ryan moaned, "Why? I have to write an essay with Jennifer at the library."

"Listen, can't you just go to the library after dinner?" asked Eric, "Wait! I just got a good idea. How about you invite Jennifer over for dinner so we can get to know her better."

"Dad, she lives next door, and hangs out in the basement every day."

"Well maybe I don't come down there due to that you guys will never let me down there!" yelled Eric.

"Fine Dad, fine." said Ryan.


Madison, Wisconsin

May 6, 1996

4:59 P.M.

Ryan Forman's Basement

"So Jennifer. My dad want's you to have dinner with us tonight." said Ryan.

"Ok. I guess I'll join you guys." said Jennifer.

"Shut up you two!" yelled a 13 year old red head with blue eyes. "The Simpsons are starting!"

That 13 year old was Stephanie Kelso. She had the most beautifull smile and make any guy around her melt at the sight of her. She had an average height but a few extra pounds on her. Her hair was all the way down to her waist. Her blue eyes were only second to Ryan's.

The three of them started watching the show then about 15 minutes later the oth half of the gang showed up. Justin Hyde, a 14 year old boy with a rather large frame and was short. He says it was because his mom was Canadien. He had short blonde hair and blue eyes. Also he was one of the smartest people at Thomas Jefferson Middle School. Christian was the son of Ryan's parent's friend Fez. Nobody could pronounce his first name, and nobody knew his last name. He had black hair and brown eye's as dark as chocolate. And last was the new kid, Tyler Parker. He was from Boston, but luckily the gang didn't have to deal with his Boston accent because he had been able to mask it up ever since he went to the Valentine's Day Dance. Tyler Had Blonde hair to about the middle of his neck. But he also had blue eyes that were just a bit darker then Stephanie's. He was almost always wearing something blue. He had a fairily average height and had a "wirey" body structure.

"Ai no!" exclaimed Christian, "Homer is never going to make it as a member of a barbershop quartet!"

"Christian, you've seen this episode 50 times. You know he'll win a Grammy." said Justin.

"Ryan, Jennifer, dinner!" yelled Kitty Forman.

"Grandma, uh, when did you get here?" asked Ryan.

"Just a few minutes ago dear." said Kitty.

"So Mom, what are we having for dinner?"

"Meatloaf." replied Donna.

After dinner Ryan and Jennifer started out for the library on their bikes. After they got there they started researching the writters and poets of the 18th and 19th century.

"Damn it.'' said Jennifer ''How much damn writters and poets could there be."

"Haha!" laughed Ryan, "This one guy wrote a poem called Whore, and there was this short story call Bitch."

"Lol Ryan. That is so damn funny." laughed Jennifer.

"Shit! We're missing WWF Smackdown!" exclaimed Ryan.

"Why don't we leave?" asked Jennifer, "I mean we have tomorrow and Sunday to do this essay. Wait, lets forget about Saturday and just do it on Sunday so we can hang out with the rest of the gang!"

"That is perfect Jennifer! We have the whole crappy Sunday!" yelled Ryan.

"Excuse me young man." said a libriaian "You must be quiet if you wish to stay in this library."

"Whatever." said Ryan.

Madison, Wisconsin


Madison, Wisconsin

May 8, 1996

10:45 A.M.

The Forman House

"Man, that was one long church outing." said Ryan. "I'm gonna go lay down for a while Mom."

At about 1:00 P.M. Ryan and Jennifer set off for the library, but when they got there they found the library was closed.

"What dumbass closes a library on a Sunday." said Ryan, "God damn it! I forgot the library was closed on Sunday."

"Great, now what are we gonna do?" exclaimed Jennifer.

So then the two rode back to Jennifer's house and started to write the 20 page essay.


Madison, Wisconsin

May 9, 1996

2:45 A.M.

The Burkhart's Basement

"Finally! We're done!" exclaimed Ryan.

"Yeah but it's 2:45 in the morning. Where are you supposed to sleep?" asked Jennifer.

"I guess I can stay down here in the guest room." said Ryan

"Ok, fine with me, but you'll have to get out of here by 6:30 so your parents do suspect anything and my parents won't ground me." said Jennifer.

At 6:20 Ryan woke to Jennifer's dog licking his face. After he completely woke up he craweled out the window and slunk into the basement unnoticed.

"Shit! I forgot the essay at Jennifer's house!" he said to himself. But right after he finished his sentence the doorbell rung. "I got it!' he yelled.

"Hey Ryan," said Jennifer, "Are you ready to go to school. Oh yeah, you forgot your paper at my house last night."

"Uh, I need to eat some breakfast. Do you want some?" Ryan asked.

"Sure!" exclaimed Jennifer.


Madison, Wisconsin

May 9, 1996

2:40 P.M.

Mr.Morris's English Class

As the bell rung Ryan and Jennifer walked up to Mr.Morris's desk and handed in the essay's.

"Here you go Mr.Morris." said Ryan, "All 20 pages on the writers and poets of the 18th and 19th century."

"You really did it?" asked Mr.Morris, "I was just kidding."

"WHAT!" yelled both.

"I'm just kidding. Good job." said Mr.Morris "Well, see you tommorow."

Both were walking home and talked about how much they hated Mr.Morris.