Disclaimer: I do not own the song, nor do I own the characters, for they belong to J.R.R. Tolkein

Rap written by my brother, I'm just publishing this on his behalf. Enjoy!
Sung to the song "Just a Friend" by Mario


Y'all ready for this

I wanna know the Fellowship
I wanna know the Fellowship of the Ring
I wanna know
I wanna know everything
I wanna know 'bout Frodo and
If I can come over and

I wanna know how you fight
I wanna know so I can practice all night
But Legolas is telling me I'm not an Elf
Legolas is telling me I'm not and Elf

Oh Frodo you
Got the skills that I need
But you say I'm just a fool
But you say I'm just a fool

Cause I can be
Like Aragorn
But you say I'm just a fool
But you say I'm just a fool

I wanna know 'bout Saruman
I wanna know what he all about
I wanna know
I wanna know what makes Sam laugh
I wanna know 'bout Bilbo's past

I wanna know how you move
I wanna know so Sam can move too
Cause he's a little on the chubby side
I'm tellin' you he's a little on the chubby side

Oh Gandalf you
You know I wanna fight
But you say I'm still too young
But you say I'm still too young

What about me?
I got what you need
To be in the Fellowship
To be in the Fellowship of the Ring!