HERE IS A VERY VERY SNEAK PEAK AT THE NEXT VERY SECRET DIARIES:
(Note: Sorry, but Harry's was taken down. I'll get it back up as soon as possible, with some updates!)
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The Very Secret Diaries of Ronald Weasly
BEFORE HOGWARTS
June 15
Goddamn Fred and George! I'm sitting there innocently eating the stuffing out of my old teddy bear when Fred (I think it was him, not sure though. Well, he was stupid, that's for sure. But that makes it even harder to tell them apart) comes up to me with a purple lollipop saying, "Here, eat this, it'll make you fly." Stupid prat burned a hole straight through my tongue. I can hear Fred and George screaming as I write, 'cause Mum's chasing them with her broom. But honestly, if I were her, I would simply grab a kitchen knife and chase Fred and George, not a broomstick. I mean, what's gonna happen with a broomstick? You gonna get twigged to death? Didn't think so.
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DAY ONE
I'm going to Hogwarts! But I am a little scared, because Fred was going on about wrestling a troll to get sorted. And I'm thinking "I don't wanna wrestle my brother!" I don't really know what else to say, except that I don't really like Fred or George much. Last night, I was sleeping, and they felt it necessary to stick a wad of rolled up string cheese in my ear. Plus, they were wet! I hope that liquid is saliva, because if its something else.
(Note: Sorry, but Harry's was taken down. I'll get it back up as soon as possible, with some updates!)
~
The Very Secret Diaries of Ronald Weasly
BEFORE HOGWARTS
June 15
Goddamn Fred and George! I'm sitting there innocently eating the stuffing out of my old teddy bear when Fred (I think it was him, not sure though. Well, he was stupid, that's for sure. But that makes it even harder to tell them apart) comes up to me with a purple lollipop saying, "Here, eat this, it'll make you fly." Stupid prat burned a hole straight through my tongue. I can hear Fred and George screaming as I write, 'cause Mum's chasing them with her broom. But honestly, if I were her, I would simply grab a kitchen knife and chase Fred and George, not a broomstick. I mean, what's gonna happen with a broomstick? You gonna get twigged to death? Didn't think so.
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DAY ONE
I'm going to Hogwarts! But I am a little scared, because Fred was going on about wrestling a troll to get sorted. And I'm thinking "I don't wanna wrestle my brother!" I don't really know what else to say, except that I don't really like Fred or George much. Last night, I was sleeping, and they felt it necessary to stick a wad of rolled up string cheese in my ear. Plus, they were wet! I hope that liquid is saliva, because if its something else.
