FM: This is my first song fic! I was listening to this on my Stunt cd and
thought instantly of Dende! This would take place right after one of
Dende's Gohan torturing sessions! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or The Barenaked Ladies or anything else for that matter!
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Dende throws his Pina Colada glass down and gets up as music starts to fill the air.
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a torture-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Forget the caffe latte,
Screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, and a Pina Colada for me
O alcohol, Your songs resolve like
My life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll torture someone else
I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
Nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
Was a waste of precious booze
But I know that's there's a time
And there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
Self-control and self-abuse
I love you more than I did before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
Found me on the floor
Trying on camisole
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll torture someone else
Dende laughs psychotically as Gohan flies up to the lookout with murder in his eyes.
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FM: How'd you like it? I hope to do a whole series of weird song fics! Review!
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or The Barenaked Ladies or anything else for that matter!
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Dende throws his Pina Colada glass down and gets up as music starts to fill the air.
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a torture-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Forget the caffe latte,
Screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, and a Pina Colada for me
O alcohol, Your songs resolve like
My life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll torture someone else
I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
Nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
Was a waste of precious booze
But I know that's there's a time
And there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
Self-control and self-abuse
I love you more than I did before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
Found me on the floor
Trying on camisole
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll torture someone else
Dende laughs psychotically as Gohan flies up to the lookout with murder in his eyes.
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FM: How'd you like it? I hope to do a whole series of weird song fics! Review!
