Do to popular demand, I am turning out yet another rant. I warn you.
Madness is about to ensue. If you do not like insanity, leave immediately.
If you are a fan of Happy Noodle Boy, or just like rantings by a complete
lunatic, sit back and enjoy the show! This time, it will center on severe
Saddam Hussein bashing. All that hate him, come read this!
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SADDAM HUSSEIN, EAT MY CARDBOARD WALNUTS THAT I DUG FROM UNDER MY COUCH! I WILL WISH COUNTLESS KEYBOARDS OF MADAGASCAR UPON YOUR PROSTATE! MAY HUNGRY WATER BUFFALOES INFLICTED WITH MAD COW DISEASE FEAST ON THE VERY LARGE WARTS ON YOUR YOGURT BACKSIDE! MAY THE SPELL CHECK OF DOOM CLIMB UP YOUR ANUS AND DIE, FOR I WILL SEND THE KIWIS OF PENCIL LEAD SUPERIMPOSING YOUR CAMPSITE!
GO EAT AN INTERNET COLLAGE COURSE DIPLOMA, YOU SPAWN OF ELECTRIC ORANGE SEWING MACHINES! MY VENGEFUL MIND MADE OF YO-YOS WILL SEND A PLAGUE OF CHEESE WHIZ ON YOUR DOLLAR STORE GLASS EYES OF CHEERIOS, SO SAYS THE ARMY OF HORRIBLE TASTING SOFT DRINKS!
NO AMOUNT OF BRASS BOWLS WILL SAVE YOUR MUCUS COVERED SUPERMODEL PICTURE FRAMES, FOR THE FLAMINGOES ARE DANCING! ORANGE SODA HAS ALLIED WITH BACON SPAM STRIPS TO ANNIHILATE THE SPINAL CORDS THAT ARE CURRENTLY RUNNING THROUGH RENAISSANCE JOYSTICKS! AND THAT MEANS YOU, YOU PORTABLE CD PLAYER OF POORLY MADE STUFFED ANIMALS!
MADNESS WILL NEVER CEASE TO THE OLD LADIES THAT LIVE IN YOUR SHOEBOX! GO WAX YOURSELF SILLY, YOU TAPE DISPENSER OF MODEM OVALTINE! THE RICE-A- RONI WILL PUT YOU BEFORE THE CLAM CHOWDER FIRE HOSE!
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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*Pantpantpant* Ok.I know that wasn't my best, but it actually had a theme this time! So yeah, that's HNB seriously pissed off at Saddam Hussein. What'd you think?
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Ehem.
SADDAM HUSSEIN, EAT MY CARDBOARD WALNUTS THAT I DUG FROM UNDER MY COUCH! I WILL WISH COUNTLESS KEYBOARDS OF MADAGASCAR UPON YOUR PROSTATE! MAY HUNGRY WATER BUFFALOES INFLICTED WITH MAD COW DISEASE FEAST ON THE VERY LARGE WARTS ON YOUR YOGURT BACKSIDE! MAY THE SPELL CHECK OF DOOM CLIMB UP YOUR ANUS AND DIE, FOR I WILL SEND THE KIWIS OF PENCIL LEAD SUPERIMPOSING YOUR CAMPSITE!
GO EAT AN INTERNET COLLAGE COURSE DIPLOMA, YOU SPAWN OF ELECTRIC ORANGE SEWING MACHINES! MY VENGEFUL MIND MADE OF YO-YOS WILL SEND A PLAGUE OF CHEESE WHIZ ON YOUR DOLLAR STORE GLASS EYES OF CHEERIOS, SO SAYS THE ARMY OF HORRIBLE TASTING SOFT DRINKS!
NO AMOUNT OF BRASS BOWLS WILL SAVE YOUR MUCUS COVERED SUPERMODEL PICTURE FRAMES, FOR THE FLAMINGOES ARE DANCING! ORANGE SODA HAS ALLIED WITH BACON SPAM STRIPS TO ANNIHILATE THE SPINAL CORDS THAT ARE CURRENTLY RUNNING THROUGH RENAISSANCE JOYSTICKS! AND THAT MEANS YOU, YOU PORTABLE CD PLAYER OF POORLY MADE STUFFED ANIMALS!
MADNESS WILL NEVER CEASE TO THE OLD LADIES THAT LIVE IN YOUR SHOEBOX! GO WAX YOURSELF SILLY, YOU TAPE DISPENSER OF MODEM OVALTINE! THE RICE-A- RONI WILL PUT YOU BEFORE THE CLAM CHOWDER FIRE HOSE!
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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*Pantpantpant* Ok.I know that wasn't my best, but it actually had a theme this time! So yeah, that's HNB seriously pissed off at Saddam Hussein. What'd you think?
