A/N: S3t aft3r th3 gam3 3nds. No 1d3a wh3r3 th1s cam3 from, 1 just got an 1d3a and BOOM, a n3w fanf1c was born.

Sorry about that, 1 tr13d to 3d1t som3th1ng 1 forgot to put 1n and th3 format got m3ss3d up.

turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]

TG: john

TG: i have to tell you something

EB: what is it dave?

TG: i love you

EB: but dave, i'm not a -

EB: you know what? FUCK THIS.

EB: i'll be right over.

ectoBiologist [EB] has ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

TG: what the fuck?


And just what the hell was I supposed to make out of that? Was he secretly gay and finally coming out of the closet? I shook my head. No. Better not get my hopes up. I had been expecting an instant rejection, but I had to tell him how I felt, if only to get it out of my system so I could move on.

A sudden knock on the door pulled me out of my thoughts. I opened it and John slammed into my chest, knocking me onto the floor. Before I could even register what was going on, he leaned up and pressed his lips to mine.

I blinked several times and tried to organize my thoughts so they were at least somewhat coherent. Apparently John is actually gay? And likes me back? As soon as my brain processed that information, I started grinning like an idiot.

John pulled away and we both sat up. I took my shades off and watched him as he stared uncomfortably at the floor.

"I've actually had a crush on you for a while now." he said quietly. "My dad always got really uncomfortable around homosexuals though, so I tried to pretend I was straight for his sake, and then to honor his memory after he died." he sniffled a little. "But now, there's no point in denying it. I think he would want me to be happy and live my own life, so that's what I'm gonna do. I've suspected that you had a thing for me for a while now, and I'm really sorry I didn't say anything about it. Can you forgive me?"

"'Course I can Egderp." I said.

"Thanks Dave." He smiled at me adorably.

"Well, now that the feelings jam is over, I think we're long overdue for some sloppy makeouts, don't you?" I asked, wiggling an eyebrow at him.

He smirked and kissed my cheek. "Yeah, we really are."

And th3n th3y mad3 out :3 Sorry for OOCn3ss and 1nab1l1ty to wr1t3 smut. Not only am 1 too awkward to do 1t, my young3r s1bl1ng who 1s also a Hom3stuck knows my fanf1ct1on us3rnam3 and 1t would b3 bad 1f th3y found 1t DX

Anyway, R and R pl3as3! T3ll m3 what you th1nk, construct1v3 cr1t1c1sm appr3c1at3d, but don't b3 a j3rk. Also d1sl1k3 of th3 pa1r1ng 1s no 3xcus3 to flam3 m3 for sh1pp1ng 1t.