This story is not written by me. Actually It's by Crimson Oblivion. I'm just trying to make a Metal Fight Beyblade version of it. (Please refer to the replacement cast.) Some of the characters in this story will not be replaced by a MFB character. So Enjoy. :)

(Important Note from author: Sorry guys about mentioning Rago from last chapter because in my point of view, there is supposed to be 2 Rago's. The Rago who owns Nemesis and Rago Kishatu, the 2ndbrother of Ryuga, yes, apart from Ryuto. He's not a blader and dosen't own a dragon beyblade. He's just a brother and somewhat much shorter than Ryuto and Ryuga but hey! He sounds cool! So….. that's what I wanted to tell you. ^_^) Enjoy! :D

Disclaimer; I do not own Kingdom hearts or any of its characters. Neither

Do I own ANY of the characters in here. this is also random and pointless and everyone is so out of character. And

BE PREPARED

CHAPTER ONE; Medieval Meals and Sound effects language

In the grey area in the castle the never was in the world that never was in the story that never was everyone was just hanging about, minding their own business when suddenly...

Prince charming from Shrek: *appears* *dramatic music* Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, and throughout the land everyone was happy, until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night.

Jinga: Hey! How did he get here?

Prince Charming: I'll have the medieval meal!

Wales: Oh! Hey Prince Charming!

Sophie: Wait, you know this guy?

Prince Charming: [waving his sword] Tell me where he is, Mother! I will wrench his head from his shoulders - I will smite him where he stands - HE

WILL RUE THE VERY DAY HE STOLE MY KINGDOM AWAY FROM ME! [a bird sheds its droppings on him]

Everyone except Wales: o.O

Jinga: Hey! Since when do we have birds in the world that never was? And how did it even get here?

Wales: Anyway, Prince Charming how about we go and get ourselves a pedicure?

Prince Charming: Oh! Thank you mother!

Everyone except Wales: o.O

Sophie; YOU'RE HIS MOTHER?

Wales: Me? Of course not! He can only speak his lines from the movie. Lets go charming!

P. Charming: Onward, Chauncey! To the highest room of the tallest tower, where my princess awaits rescue by the handsome Prince Charming!

*Wales and Charming Exit the castle*

Everyone; o.O

Ryuga; *comes barging in grey area with a large bowl of popcorn*

WHATS ALL THAT RACKET! DID I JUST HEAR PRINCE CHARMING?

Ryutaro: *imitating the penguin dude from Madagascar* You didn't see anything... *backs into a portal*

* knock at the door*

Doji; *opens door* Oh the mails here! And you know what that means!

Kumasuke! Cue the mail song!

Kumasuke; As always Doji, *a c.d player magically appears and he presses the play button*

*freaky music*

Kumasuke; I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But thick as you are, pay attention

My words are a matter of pride

Mailman; *drops package, screams and runs for his life*

Kumasuke; It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

Zeo; And where do we feature?

Kumasuke; Just listen to teacher!

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!

Rago; Yeah, Be prepared.

Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.

...For what?

Kumasuke; For the death of the king.

Rago; Why? Is he sick?

Kumasuke; No, fool- we're going to kill him. And Simba too.

Zeo; Great idea! Who needs a king?

Zeo and Rago; No king! No king! la-la-la-la-laa-laa!

Kumasuke; Idiots! There will be a king!

Rago; Hey, but you said, uh...

Kumasuke; I will be king! ...Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!

Zeo and Rago; Yaay! All right! Long live the king!

Zeo, Rago, and Jinga; Long live the king! Long live the king!

Kumasuke; It's great that we'll soon be connected.

With a king who'll be all-time adored.

Kumasuke; Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century

Reiji, Sophie and Tobio; Oooh!

Kumasuke; Be prepared for the murkiest scam

Reiji, Sophie and Tobio; Oooh... La! La! La!

Kumasuke; Meticulous planning

Rago; We'll have food!

Kumasuke; Tenacity spanning

Zeo; Lots of food

Kumasuke; Decades of denial

Jinga; We repeat

Kumasuke; Is simply why I'll

Zeo; Endless meat

Kumasuke; Be king undisputed

Reiji, Sophie and Tobio; Aaaaaaah...

Kumasuke; Respected, saluted

Sophie, Reiji and Tobio; ...aaaaaaah...

Kumasuke; And seen for the wonder I am

Reiji, Sophie and Tobio; ..aaaaaaah!

Kumasuke; Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

Reiji, Sophie and Tobio; Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Kumasuke; Be prepared!

Everyone; Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

Doji; Alright! Now time to open the package! *picks it up and sees who its for on the address label*

Jinga; Who's it for? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Kumasuke; Ah... that song never gets old..

Jinga; Why do we always sing a song about being prepared before we open the mail?

Reiji; Because Jinga, you never know what can be inside that package.

Jinga; But the song is about a scary looking lion named Scar trying to be king! What does that have to do with mail?

Doji; Its for me! *rips open box like a child on Christmas day and a bird in a small golden cage in inside* Oh, look. A golden-throated small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo. I am loving this!

Reiji; Another bird Doji?

Doji; *takes bird cage and runs away* MY BIRDIE! *crashes into wall and falls down and bird cage rolls away*

Sophie: whats this about exotic bird bingo? *walks over to cage and picks it up*

Reiji: That Sophie, is something I do not want to find out.

Jinga; Another birdie? OH! I want one! Can I get a pet birdie? Huh? Can I!

Can I?

*jumps up and down over and over again*

Zeo; *smacks Jinga with his Lexicon*

Jinga: *faints*

Zeo; Surely, you must have known that this was going to happen...

Kyoya; *randomly appears* Why would I know?

Tobio: Hey! Its Kyoya! My main village man!

Kyoya; *takes off blind fold* I'm Ryo! *puts it back on* I'm Kyoya! *takes it off* I'm Ryo! *puts it on* I'm Kyoya!

Zeo; *smacks Kyoya with Lexicon* Two idiots down now the rest of the Organization to go.

Kyoya: *faints*

Sophie: You're calling me an idiot?

Zeo; Of course.

Sophie; *throws bird cage at Axel and summons her kunai and is about to chase him when suddenly...*

A guy whistling, named Ted; *appears and walks around*

Sophie: who's that?

Rago; Its Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!

Whistling Ted; *continues to walk around ignoring Rago*

Jinga; How did he get here? And how is everyone appearing in this Castle and why do all you people think its normal?

Sophie; You know him?

Ryuga; YOU! GET OUT OF MY CASTLE! NOW! *throws popcorn bowl on the floor*

Tetsuya; Calm down Superior this is just my gambling crab buddy, whistling

Ted!

Rago; Hey, don't I know you?

Whistling Ted; I... I don't think so.

Rago; Wrestled you in high school?

Whistling Ted; I don't remember that, no.

Rago; Metal shop? Oh, I know, Miss Nalca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles. C'mon, you

gotta help me out here!

Whistling Ted; Look, I don't think we've ever met, but... I gotta go.

*disappears*

Rago; Don't worry, I'll think of it!

Tetsuya; Rago! You scared away my buddy!

Ryuga; HE DOESNT BELONG IN MY CASTLE!

Rago; aw, sorry crabby, I thought I knew him

Tetsuya; For that, I shall battle you in a good ol' game of go crab. *grabs a deck of cards from his cloak pocket*

Rago; I love go crab! Except, there is never any crabies!

Tetsuya; That's why I use my premium Ultra Mega Deluxe pinchy splashy edition deck for Go crab.

Rago; Oh sounds fancy!

Tetsuya; As always. *sits down at a nearby table and shuffles deck*

Jinga; Hey! How did that table get there?

Rago; *takes a seat at the table across from Tetsuya*

Tetsuya; that is none of your concern Jinga.

Jinga; Oh okay, Hey Reiji, wanna get an ice cream?

Zeo; Wait a second, Two seconds ago you were laying on the floor unconscious.

Jinga; I know, right? Anything can happen in a Fan Fiction!

Zeo; What are you even talking about?

Jinga; You see, were in a story that some random person is typing right now and people around the world are reading this! Isn't that amazing?

Zeo; Jinga, where did you get that stupid idea?

Jinga; It's not my fault Forever And Always221 made me say it!

Zeo; who's that?

Jinga; I really don't know... but anyway, ice cream Reiji?

Reiji; Sure! My buddy ol' pal!

*Link appears*

Link; HIYA HIYA HIYA HIYA! *does crazy sword slashes in the air*

Jinga; what the?

Tobio; Hey there Link!

Link; HIYA HIYA HIYA HIYA!

Jinga; Is that all he says?

Tobio; Its sound effects language, only certain people can understand it.

Zeo; Like, idiots?

Tobio; I think so.. hold on let me read the 'Only Idiots Can Understand Sound Effects Language' Manual. *pulls out book from cloak pocket and puts on reading glasses that were magically imaganeered*

Zeo; *face palm*

Tobio; *skims through pages in the book*

Rago; Have any nines Crabby?

Tetsuya; Go crab Rago, now Rago do you have any nines?

Rago; Yeah! How did you know Crabby? You're really good at this game!

*hands him a 9 of diamonds*

Tetsuya; Its in the cards Rago, it's in the cards..

Reiji; *whispers to Sophie* Rago is such an idiot sometimes...

Sophie; You mean all the time?

Reiji; Yeah that too.

Tobio; I cant find anything in this book that has to do with certain people interpreting this language...

Zeo; *face palm* Tobio, read the title.

Tobio; Why what good will that do?

Link; *does spin attack and cuts off some white flowers in a white vase from their stems*

MEANWHILE AT THE PEDICURE PLACE...

Wales; Suddenly I have the urge to eliminate an elf like creature named

Link that wears a green dress and speaks sound effects language...

Prince Charming; Uh... FYI. Not my fault!

Reiji; good thing Wales wasn't here to see that...

Link; HIYA HIYA HIYA HIYA HIYA HIYA *swings sword around dangerously close to Tobio and cuts off about 2 feet of hair*

Tobio; NOOOOOOOOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!

Reiji; dude, chill you needed a haircut man.

Tobio; *chases Link around with his goat-like arrow guns*

Link; *takes out his hook shot from his item pouch that can magically carry just about anything and hook shots his guns out of his hands*

Tobio; I JUST POLISHED THOSE!

Link; *suddenly disappears*

Tobio; NOOOO! My BABIES! *falls on floor and cries* WHY KINGDOM HEARTS? WHY?

Sophie; Don't be such a baby Tobio, you can easily summon your weapons back.

Tobio; Why didn't I think of that earlier?

Zeo; Because that is the same reason why only you and that elf thing can understand sound effects language.

Tetsuya; I WIN! OH YEAH! *gets out of his chair and dances on the table*

Rago; How did I lose?

Zeo; The same reason as to why Tobio didn't think of summoning his arrow guns.

Rago; And that is...?

Reiji; *face palm* If you haven't figured it out already Rago its because you're... uh.. how do I put this in words...?

Zeo; Stupid?

Reiji; yeah that's it! Except I was thinking of something more ya know not that harsh.

Zeo; He can deal with it.

Jack Sparrow: *barges through the wall like kool aid man* OH YEAH!

MATES!

Everyone; o.O

Jinga; Hey! It's Jack!

Jack; Captain Jack Sparrow if you please.

Ryuga; YOU! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY

CASTLE! YOU'VE BARGED RIGHT*burp* THROUGH IT!

Jack; Oh, sorry about that mates

Ryutaro; Im hungry! I WANT PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES

PANCAKES PANCAKES!

Kumasuke; Then make some

Ryutaro; *runs around in circles* PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES

PANCAKES!

Zeo; Will somebody shut him up?

Jack; *sits on couch and turns on their t.v*

T.V: With your friends and your easy bake! *shows an easy bake oven spinning around with some magical music*

Jack; that looks interesting... very interesting...

Ryuga; EASY BAKE? WHERE?

Sophie; *grabs remote and shuts off t.v* This is why he's not allowed to watch t.v...

Jinga; Why do we even have a t.v?

Reiji; Jinga.. you ask far too many questions...

Jinga; Hey weren't we suppose to get an ice cream?

Ryuga; *eyes glow and dances around in circles looking possessed* WITH

MY FRIENDS AND MY EASY BAKE!

Everyone except Jack; o.O

What will happen next? Tune in next time for another exciting adventure of

Organization 13! *heroic music*

Oh and the idea of the discussion Rago had with whistling Ted about if he knew him, comes from the movie Emperors new groove. Same with the golden-throated small-winged warbler. The be prepared song comes from the

lion king and yes, scar is scary that's why I made Kumasuke sing it.