A/N: So this is to satisfy my inner nerd/freak. After having a discussion with a friend, and talking about various Tony Stark pairings, we tried to decide what Tony would be in a relationship, a Top or a Bottom. We came to the conclusion that he would be a whiny bottom.

Also I think that Pepper Potts and Agent Coulson are cute, and I'll delve into a little backstory with them later on. SO I hope this doesn't turn out too horribly, but I'm gonna try and have fun with it. Thanks!

As per usual, I own nothing but my imagination, that so far isn't making me much money.


"Never. Again." The God of Mischief growled at the man in the room. "Next time you start whining about our sex life, I'm going to unceremoniously dump you into that ocean you call the Atlantic."

"I feel that you're unfairly attacking me right now," Tony Stark still made sure to keep the kitchen island between them. "You shouldn't have mentioned that you were a shape-shifter, and you shouldn't have told me that yes, in fact, you could look like a woman." Loki narrowed his eyes at the man. "Not my fault that you are one good looking woman."

"Stark." Loki hissed and rubbed his temples. "I often wonder why I decided to come here."

"Let's remember that you were grounded here on Earth," Tony replied a little smugly as he reached into the fridge and pulled out some juice and milk. "As for why you decided to stay here, that is beyond me." Loki could tell that Tony was smirking as he kept his back to Loki, mixing up some pancake batter.

"I also didn't think that gods could get drunk," Tony commented and Loki looked up, a particularly nasty looking glare aimed his way. "I'd blame the alcohol and your lost inhibitions and not me."

"Your mortal drinks are like nothing that is on Asgard," Loki tried to defend. "And I'm sure that you had a hand in making them." Tony grinned as he started to flip some of the pancakes.

Their conversation was halted when little feet were suddenly running across the kitchen floor. "Uncle Tony! Uncle Tony!" Twin boy voices suddenly attached themselves to Tony's legs almost knocking him over and keeping him in place at the same time. Loki glanced over and saw Pepper Potts and Agent Phil Coulson walking in, another little girl in between them.

Six months ago Loki would have actively tried to keep out of sight of the SHIELD Agent, but after he and Pepper Potts had gotten married he ended up showing up at Avengers Tower more often than he would have liked. The two had come to some kind of truce when he found out that Loki had been exiled to Earth, and had someone managed to "enter into a weird relationship" with Tony Stark.

It had become a regular occurrence that the couple would come on a weekend with Pepper's niece and nephews when they were unloaded on them by her brother. The first two months Loki would hide somewhere else in the tower, avoiding the kids like they carried the plague. Eventually Tony had talked him into just staying the same room.

"Don't worry, the kids won't bug you," Tony assured him. "Not only would you probably scare them, the boys will be too interested in trying to get me to put on the suit."

"And the tiny female?" Loki had asked as he watched Tony tinkering with one of his inventions.

"The tiny female? You mean Gabby?" Tony had raised an eyebrow. "She doesn't actually say anything, real quiet type. She's usually good if you give her a book or some paper to draw on."

Loki watched as the twin nine year olds, Markus and Jak, attached to Tony's legs chattered away while he continued making the pancakes. There was a sudden pull on his shirt and he looked down to see the seven year old Gabby standing next to him. She looked between Loki and the stool next to him. Loki raised an eyebrow then reached down and lifted her up. Instead of putting her on the stool he set her on the counter top.

The stared at each other for a few seconds, ignoring the other talking around them. "You should learn to speak one day," Loki said to her and she tilted her head at him, as if to ask why. "That is the point of the muscles in your throat, they are meant to expel sound from your small lips. Although you shouldn't learn from your Uncle Tony, or your brothers, they talk a little too much." The little girl let out a small giggle and Loki tried to bite back a small smile. "If you're going to learn from someone, I would consider your Aunt Pepper or Uncle Phil." He was aware that the couple was watching their interaction. "A large portion of the time when they have something to say, it's something worth listening to."

Loki then moved her to the stool next to him as Tony started plating the pancakes. "I'm surprised that JARVIS isn't making those," Pepper said to Tony as the twins moved to their own seats.

"I can cook," Tony defend automatically.

"I was pretty certain that he had no idea how to use a kitchen," Loki commented. "Then JARVIS informed me that he had stayed up one night to learn how to cook, and so far he has mastered the pancake." Tony grumbled a little as he plated up some more pancakes and gave them to the kids first.

"See if I make any food for you three now," Tony threatened.

"I didn't say anything," Agent Coulson automatically said. He wanted pancakes.