Hiya all! This is new to me sooo don't hurt me! anyway I don't own anything you recognize! Actually I don't own anything but that's not the point... Obviously J.K.Rowlings got to it first....

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets: Bloopers with a secret character! *cough* ME *cough*

Scene: Train station at wall between platforms 9 and 10. ( you know what?? how come it couldn't have been platform 9 and 1/2 and not 9 and 3/4

Mrs. Weasley: Fred, George, Percy, you first! *pass through wall* Come along Ginny, *Mr &Mrs. Weasley and Ginny go through wall*

Ron and Harry: Let's go! *run towards wall and crash*

Harry: ouch that hurt!

me posing as a passerby: no duh... it's not everyday that a portal into the magical world gets sealed and you crash into a wall...

Ron: *leans against wall* yeah.... *falls through* ARGHHHH!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEALED

Tech crew: woops!

me: muahahahhahahaha *runs away with maniac glint in eye and waving fingers around that are tipped with sparkly stuff (duh it's magic you losers!) *

Next scenario: Ron and Harry in the flying car following the train tracks....

Harry: We shouldn't be very far behind....

*train comes* *CRASH*

Harry: you know that you were supposed to turn the steering wheel don't you??

Ron: oh!! so that's what that was....

Harry: *rolls eyes*

me: * pops out of nowhere* *cough* LOSERS *cough*

Ron: *looks to me* did you say something?

me: ...........

Scene 3: another car scene... Ron and Harry have swirled away from the tracks right before the train hits, spin through the air, and Harry is hanging onto the door trying to keep from falling out of the car.

Ron: hold on!!

Harry: I'm trying but you're hand's all sweaty!!

me: *materializes right in front of Harry* BOO!!!

Harry: AHHHHHH *let's go of car door and falls to his doom*

me: HAHAHHAHAHA

Scene 4: A very bruised and bandaged Harry is in the car with Ron and swerved.

Harry: Ron careful!!

Ron: sheesh you try driving!

Harry: KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE SKY!!!

me: is that the right saying? I though it was keep your eye on the road.. oh wait we're not on the road...

Ron: uh oh!

me: *dematerialize*

Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Harry and Ron crash into the bridge*

me: *floating in mid air* *sigh* they're idiots....
well I know that wasn't very funny and yes I love Harry Potter but I've seen the movie soooo many times that I wanted to be in it as well as make fun of it! Please let me know if ya want me to continue and I'll think of some other scenes!