UNTITLED (a musical)
We were leaping along, leap, leap, leap, when suddenly we ran into the mystery aminal. The mystery aminal was a mi'en! It was no ordinary mi'en, it was a mi'en in disguise! We picked up the mi'en and started to rub it. All of a sudden, we were in Zabooland. We bumped into Zaboo and snow-lemur. They started to walk when they fell into:a deep sea of blankets. Zaboo grabbed the mysterious mi'en and started to rub it. Then, the mi'en sang: your body is a wonder, I'll use my hands. We all looked at each other. Snow-lemur burst out " tinfoil is shiny on one side, but not on the other. How do you like 'em stripes?" then, snow-lemur turned into a zebra called Tommy, with his best friend: gets up, she's always falling down. Stripey's her friend but so is everyone else, they all live together on the aminal shelf. Little mutt started to follow Gumpa, but Gumpa was getting Simple Plan tickets for him and the giraffe from 64, 64, 64 zoo lane. Little mutt approached Gumpa and tapped him on the back. The tap was so gentle, a little too gentle, that it knocked his toupee off. "Oh Gumpa, you're buying tickets for us for the Simple Plan concert. Oh you know how much I love chuck. And that Jeff, oh Jeff, you can just guide my sleigh any night.
Oh Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows, like George Washington!"
Rudolph was staring at Blitzen's (bottom), but Blitzen was staring at Prancer's (bottom), but Prancer was staring at Dancer who was dancing the night away. Then, Santa came out but it was secretly Pierre Bouvier. Pierre Bouvier: the real cause of the tsunami. Pierre Bouvier jumped off a dock and all his fat made the water splash really big. Pierre reached into his pocket and pulled out the orange. " What is this orange (junk)? It's orange like cheese, but it doesn't leave a grease stain on my shirt. It's round and bumpy just like Jeff's head. Oh Jeff, you can just guide my sleigh any night." then, Rudolph kicked him (down there) and flew away. As he flew away he sang: merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Yeah…
Oh yeah… the mysterious mi'en was secretly John Mayer doing the hee-haw dance on a cloud shaped like a mountain made of cotton candy that ate a ki'en. Yeah… (the plastic tip on your shoelace.) How do you walk on the moon? Special guest appearances by Sass Jordan.
By: Maddy and Moe
