Redead Rape
A/N: Ocarina of Time. This is set immediately after Link wakes up seven years later to find an old pedophile staring at him. Yes, Pedophile. Who exactly changed Link's clothes while he was sleeping in the Sacred Realm? I rest my case.
Link got the hell out of the Temple of Time as fast as he could and his eyes bugged as he entered Castle Town and saw how dead everything was. There were creepy brown skeletons standing or squatting on the cracked, weed infested pavement, and when Link approached one, he heard a woman scream.
Next moment, the damned thing jumped onto his back, wrapped its stick legs tightly around Link's waist and began to hump him shamelessly. Navi flew out of Link's hat and fled for her life.
"…………" Link called to Navi, which translated roughly to "Don't leave me here to die, bitch!"
Link thrashed and finally got the redead off of him, but by then, there were others creeping up to him, their empty eyes suddenly filled with lust. Another redead lunged on Link's back, then another, their thin, bony claws ripping apart the new tunic the pedophile had so graciously put on him after a nice looooong sponge bath.
"……………!!!" Link said, screaming bloody murder. Five redeads soon had Link naked and thrashing, and they raped every orifice of Link's smexy Hylian body until the Happy Mask Shop Salesman happened to come by and break the gang bang up.
"Ho ho ho ho ho!" the freaky smiley man laughed at Link, who lay sprawled on the ground, twitching and stuttering in a series of dots.
