Raving: Oooookaaayy...it's just JUMPING AROUND MY FUCKING HEAD! But first, Krory-san, if you'd please.

Krory: Kishin does not own D Gray Man, and all of us are glad she doesn't. O.o She's a yaoi fangirl. *looks over at Kishin*

Raving: *surfing the web for yaoi featuring Krory* Let the story commense.

Krory: What's wrong with yooouuu!


"WWWOOOOOOHHHH! FIRST DAY OF BEING AN EXORCIST AND I CAN TOTALLY SPEND IT WITH MAH PEEPS! YEAH!" Everyone sweat-dropped at the girl who was currently raving insanely about what she was going to do. She wore a pair of chunky headphones and her insane red hair was spiked like horns on the top of her had wild, red eyes that flitted about rapidly and she kept jumping up and down and then she did the weirdest thing.

"CAN WE GO TO THE BEACH? OR ARE WE NOT ALLOWE DBECAUSE THERE ARE SHARKS? OMG, IF THERE ARE SHARKS, WOULD THEY EAT US?" She yelled, Kanda glared at her before returning to her book. Bookman frowned at the girl, she was here because he'd saved her from the streets. And then she began freaking out.

"GAHHHHHH! I CAN FEEL THEIR TEETH! I CAN FEEL THE SHARK'S TEETH TEARING THROUGH MY FLESH AND BONES! MAKE IT STOP! !" She screamed, rolling around on the floor, scratching at her arms furiously. She stopped when Kanda stabbed her through the neck.

"God! Shut the FUCK UP." He yelled angrily. Then he saw where Mugen was resting. "Oh... shit..."

"Bookman! Kanda killed her!" Lavi yelled to his mentor. Bookman turned and saw Kanda standing there, looking at the body of the overly hyper girl on the floor, unmoving and pale, with blood all around the floor. Then the blood staretd to move back TOWARDS the body. She sat up and smiled.

"Hi! I'm back, what did I miss?" She asked casually. The headphones had fallen to the ground. Almost all of the male's in the room had felt his heart beat harshly against their chests at her smile. Book man walked over and pulled Mugen out from the girls neck, resulting in her falling backward, her eyes dulling and the blood pouring again. Her red hair lost it's gentle shine as well. In a few minutes, the blood crawled up her neck and filled in the wound in her neck, scabbing up.

"She's regenarative." He stated. She looked up from her crumpled form on the ground and sunk slowly into it, smiling crazily.


"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK? IS IT AN AKUMA?" People kept shouting, creating panic. Allen was currently in battle with someone. He was shirtless, large horns growing on his head. He had a third eye on his forehead.

"WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS MY LITTLE SISTER?" He demanded, enraged.

"BROTHER! KNOCK IT OFF!" The male stopped when he was suddenly grabbed around the middle, tackled to the ground. Allen blinked at the red haired girl on top of the shirtless male. The male let out an annoyed hiss only to have the action repeated by the girl. They both began to scratch at the other until bookman came out.

"ENOUGH, CAMAR, RILUN." They both scrambled to stand in attention to Bookman, back's straight, heads held high, arms down at their sides and their legs close together.

"Yes, Mr. Bookman, sir." They both replied, bowing at the same time coordinatedly. They both earned rather hard thumps on the head, knocking them off balance so they fell onto the ground on top of each other. The other exorcists watched as the siblings sat there and took the scolding from Bookman. Lavi walked over to stand by is mentor and stared at the two. His eyes widened when they both looked up at him with big, red, innocent eyes.

"No WAAAYYYY! Rilun! Camar! Wait, Rilun, that was YOU earlier in the library?" He exclaimed, shocked. Rilun gave him the peace sign.

"Yup." All the exorcists stared blankly at him.

"You know them, Lavi?" Allen asked, confused.

"Yeah, they're my old friends. Meet Rilun and Camar, a succubus and Incubus."