CAUTION: DO NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILE READING THIS FANFIC!!!! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFTEY!!!!
CHARACTERS:
SETO KAIBA
SIERRA LIGHT (KAIBA)
RIO STARBRIGHT
YAMI STARBRIGHT
JOEY WHEELER
JJ (WHEELER)
CHARACTERS COMING UP SOON!!:
MOKUBA(NOT IMPORTANT(NI))KAIBA
SKATER(NI)
JOHNNY(NI)
MOTHER(NI)
PIZZA MAN(NI)
OWENA
RUGSH
CASHIER
DOG POUND
CHARACTERS COMING UP IN THE NEW YEAR(2003):!!
KOSHO LIGHT
WEEVLE
Contents may contain mental images not wanted. Not authorized for Yami Yugi Fans!! Please do not read this if you are under 13 years of age. For Kaiba Fans ..ect.....NOT FOR YAMI FANS,ESPECIALLY RIO!!
P.S. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATHS OR INJURIES FOR WHOEVER READS THIS FANFIC. TAKE CAUTION. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.
Chapter 1
Kaiba is walking towards his company when he passes Rio and Yami making out on a pubic bench.
Kiaba: What idiots don't they know this is a public park and there are little kids around?...........DISGUTING MORONS.
He tries to ignore them, but what he didn't realize was that Rio was drunk out of her witts. She accidentally hits Yami and starts to sing Yanki-Doodle.
Rio:*singing*Yanki-Doodle went to town *hiccups*riding on a pony *hiccups*....(pause) and I don't know the rest so I'll just make it up........................................Kaiba is a big fat jerk and I ate all the baloney!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Kaiba: WHAT??
Yami: Rio!! Be quiet!! Kaiba is right over there!!!
Rio: Really? Where?!!...........Oh there he is! HEY KAIBA!! DID YOU LIKE MY SONG??
Kaiba: IDIOTS!! I have no time for singing I have a company to run. See ya.
Sierra: Kaiba over here!!
Rio: HEY KAIBA!! DID YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR ULTIMATE RIVAL???
Kaiba: YAMI SHUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND UP NOWW!!!
Rio: I DON'T HAVE TO!!*Kaiba pushes her to the ground, in a baby voice* YOUR A MEANY!!! HEY YOU'RE TALL!!
Kaiba: Or maybe you're just an idiot.
Yami: Don't call Rio an idiot, bitch!!*he pushes Kaiba into the public fountain......Now Kaiba is unconscious.*
Sierra: Kaiba!!*looks at Yami* Hey Dead Guy!!! Pick on someone your own size!!
Rio: Why don't you??
Sierra: Like you?? {stands their thinking..}
Rio: What are you doing??
Sierra: Think9ing how you and Weevle would make a great couple. Don't you??*turns to Yami*
Yami: ER-*blushes* No?
Sierra:*steps on Yami's foot*WRONG ANSWER!!!!
Rio: Hey Don't hurt my cuddly-poo!! Lets Duel!!
Sierra: *goes and grabs Kaiba's deck* Okay, Ready??
Rio: Yeah.....No wait I don't have any cards!!*runs to Yami and asks for his deck.*
Yami: *Hands her his deck* She's going to lose.
Sierra: Lets make this a more interesting duel. If I win .....Yami has to be Kaiba's maid and has to obey everyone's commands in the Kaiba Mansion.
Rio: If I win Kaiba does the same.
Sierra: Okay.
Rio: My turn first!!
{Ten minute of the duel}
Rio: Wow, I lost already, how'd you do that?
Sierra:.... You were playing cards because you thought they were "pretty".
Rio: And?
Sierra: Never mind.
Rio: how about two out of three?
Sierra: No I won and Yami is now Kaiba's Maid.
Yami: *Loud swearing*
Sierra Watch your mouth Fern head!
Rio: How about another duel? Winner takes all? Please? I can't lose!! I can't Damnit!!
Yami: I told you so...
Rio: Damn you and your I told you so!*slaps Yami*
Kaiba: HA HA HA HA HA HA!! yOU GOT SLAPPED!!!
Yami: Shut up!!! And when did you wake up?
Kaiba: Just Now.............So I order you to Bow!!!
Yami: NO!!!*He starts to run around the park*
Kaiba: Now!!
Yami: No!!
Kaiba: Now I said!!*Kaiba loses his temper and runs after Yami, grabs him and throws him into the fountain. Yami is now unconscious* There, now your unconscious and drowning.....both at the same time.
Yami: That's what you think!*pulls Kaiba in the fountain**Sierra and Rio burst out laughing*
Kaiba: Get in the car!
Yami: No!!
Rio: See ya later cuddle-poo! I lost! I'm so ashamed!!
Yami: Bye Sweet and Sour!! Don't forget me!
Kaiba: Just get in the car!!
Yami: Okay! Bye!!
Sierra: Sweet and Sour?!! What a stupid name. It can be mistaken for something else!!
Yami: *gets in the car and pops his head out* I like cheese.
Kaiba: What kind?
Yami: Cheddar.
Kaiba: Alri-...What?!!! YOUR NOT OUR GUEST!!YOU'RE OUR PRISINOR!! GET IN AND. by the way..I need you to put this on.*hands him a pink maid outfit*
Yami: What's this?!!
Kaiba: Don't ask questions, just put it on.
Yami: STUPID BITCH!!
Kaiba:*to Sierra* you too, get in.
Sierra: Okay, by the way have you heard from Mokuba?
Kaiba: Last I heard, he was trying to keep warm and.oh yeah he's working in a fish factory. Stupid Brat!!
Sierra: You know, we forgot one detail..*points at Yami* How long he stays.....*Yami's Eyes Widen*
Kaiba: Let's make it 5 months.*Yami's Eyes Decrease*
Yami: *pops his head out*
Sierra: Ewww! Get away from me!!
Yami: Aww.. but everyone thinks I'm cute! Don't You?
Sierra: NO!
Kaiba: Yami!! Your Drooling!! And for that your time is extended to 5 months and three weeks!
Yami: No! I'll be good. I'll be a food boy. See? *throws an orange to the back* I can fetch too!!
Sierra: Want to try for another month?
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
K and S: Shut up stupid!!
Yami: *in a breaking voice* Okay.
{At the Kaiba Mansion}
Kaiba: You can wash the dishes first
Sierra: Then cook us dinner.
Yami: Like I have a choice..
Kaiba: What did you say?
Yami: I said....I have lost my voice?
Sierra: Get to work.
{Dinner Time}
Sierra: Ewww....This is our dinner?
Kaiba: Uh....Yami...I think it's still alive...
Sierra: How can you tell?
Kaiba: It's moving.
Yami: *Grabs a fork and starts to stab it* Die you evil raccoon.*some is thrown on Kaiba*
Kaiba: Raccoon?.......................OKAY!! Sierra and Me are going to order pizza..... and you are going to eat that ..that.. thingy.
Yami: Raccoon.
Kaiba: Was..* Grabs the phone and orders the pizza*
Sierra: Yippee!! Pizza!!*They go to the living room and wait.*
Yami: Damn!! I thought that I was going to let off and go home! I thought my plan would work!!
Kaiba: Oh.. so that's why you did this?...it's extended to 8 months.
Yami: No!! I'm my own worst enemy!!*cries*
Sierra: That's right.
Kaiba: What a baby.
*Door bell rings*
Sierra: Pizza's here!!
Kaiba: How much?
Pizza Man: $21.50*sighs* what a life.... a pizza boy?!!
Kaiba: *Hands him a fifty* Keep the changed
Pizza Man: *happily* Yes, Sir!*leaves skipping* Grandma I'm coming home!!
Kaiba: He seems happy.
Sierra: Gee- I wonder why*Yami comes out of the Kitchen*
Yami: Eww. On second thought I'm not hungry...Yuck!!
Kaiba: May I ask why?
Yami: It got lose!
Kaiba: What got lose?
Yami: The Raccoon.
Sierra: Where did it go?
Yami: I....Don't...Know.
Kaiba: What?! You mean you lost that thing?! Find It NOW!!
Sierra: I found it! Isn't it cute?
Yami: That's not it.
Sierra: What?
Yami: That's not it.
Sierra: What do you mean this is not it?
Yami: That's Joey in a doggy suit.
Sierra: What?!! This is a person?!!
Yami: Yeah.*repeats* that's Joey in a doggy suit.
Sierra: Why is he so small?
Yami: It has something to do with a washer machine. A very long story...you don't want to know.
Joey:*in a tiny voice* Yami, when I get out of this suit and back to size I'm going to kick your Fucking Tiny Ass!!!
Sierra: *puts Joey in a jar and puts him on the tallest shelf* He's boring....*yawns*
Joey: *banging on the glass* Hey listen to me when I'm talking to you!!............Hey is that pizza? I want some. Give me some! I want some now!! It's my pizza I say all mine! Mine!!!
Yami: Joey.
Joey: Yeah?
Yami: If you hungry I got some Fast food you can have.
Joey: Really? Oh..Boy...can hardly wait!!
Yami: Sure as soon as I can find it.
Joey: No thanks. Any thing cooked by you is either poisioned! and/or moving.
Sierra: So. Where did you latest creation go?
Yami: It's time to go to the laboratory.
Kaiba: Yami.. *showed him the calendar*
Yami: I trapped it in the fridge.
All: The fridge?
Joey: No! You contaminated it all! All of my precious food gone down the drain!! It's all gone. All gone...*crying* I was going to eat that, and that, and that...
Kaiba: Well Yami, hope you have a job cause I'm not paying for all the damage you've done.
Sierra: Can't we call the exterminator?
Kaiba: Sure . Yami You're paying. Better get out the checkbook.
Yami: What?!! Me?
Joey: Hey Yami: Your Dress is torn.
Yami: *blushes* Okay I'll pay for it , so that we get rid of it.
But you'll have to excuse me for a moment.*runs up to the bathroom, comes back down*Do we have any sewing tools?
Sierra: Up the stairs and in the fifth room, in the dresser, second drawer.
Yami: Whish way to the room? Left or Right?
Sierra: Right.
Yami: *runs up the stairs*Thanks!
Sierra: You're not welcome.
Kaiba: Well, let's see what's on. *flipping through the channels*
Joey: Boring. Wait ...aww...boring... boring... Wait!...Aww... boring....boring....boring...scary...boring...Aww boring... boring,,, Oooh a duel. Stop!! Aww...Boring..* he continues and falls asleep snoring*
Yami: *IN THE LAUDRY ROOM DOING THE LAUNDRY!(AMAZING!!)*singing*Yanki-Doodle went to town riding on a pony...Kaiba is a big fat jerk and I ate all the baloney. Hmmm.... what this?*pulls on something black*
JJ: OWW!!
Yami: AAHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I THOUGHT YOU WRE GONE!!
JJ: Where's Joey?
Yami: In a jar.
JJ: Aww... Why did the fun have to end?
Yami: *thinking* EWW, um.... I think you should go before Kaiba and his girlfriend find out what ya'll were doing.
JJ: It's a normal thing!
Yami: For couples, but not for individuals. At least I hope not.
JJ: I want to see Joey.
Yami: No, no, no,*grabs her arm*you can't.
JJ: Why?
Yami: Because Kaiba's in there.
JJ: SO? You're wearing high heels. I don't see what the difference is.
Yami: Shut up!! Just don't go in there!
JJ: I don't care! I'm going.*yells out loud* Hey Joey!!
Yami: AHHH! NOone listens to me! Oh, my head hurts like hell *looks into a mirror* Do I look good in high heels? I like the dress.
CHARACTERS:
SETO KAIBA
SIERRA LIGHT (KAIBA)
RIO STARBRIGHT
YAMI STARBRIGHT
JOEY WHEELER
JJ (WHEELER)
CHARACTERS COMING UP SOON!!:
MOKUBA(NOT IMPORTANT(NI))KAIBA
SKATER(NI)
JOHNNY(NI)
MOTHER(NI)
PIZZA MAN(NI)
OWENA
RUGSH
CASHIER
DOG POUND
CHARACTERS COMING UP IN THE NEW YEAR(2003):!!
KOSHO LIGHT
WEEVLE
Contents may contain mental images not wanted. Not authorized for Yami Yugi Fans!! Please do not read this if you are under 13 years of age. For Kaiba Fans ..ect.....NOT FOR YAMI FANS,ESPECIALLY RIO!!
P.S. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATHS OR INJURIES FOR WHOEVER READS THIS FANFIC. TAKE CAUTION. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.
Chapter 1
Kaiba is walking towards his company when he passes Rio and Yami making out on a pubic bench.
Kiaba: What idiots don't they know this is a public park and there are little kids around?...........DISGUTING MORONS.
He tries to ignore them, but what he didn't realize was that Rio was drunk out of her witts. She accidentally hits Yami and starts to sing Yanki-Doodle.
Rio:*singing*Yanki-Doodle went to town *hiccups*riding on a pony *hiccups*....(pause) and I don't know the rest so I'll just make it up........................................Kaiba is a big fat jerk and I ate all the baloney!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Kaiba: WHAT??
Yami: Rio!! Be quiet!! Kaiba is right over there!!!
Rio: Really? Where?!!...........Oh there he is! HEY KAIBA!! DID YOU LIKE MY SONG??
Kaiba: IDIOTS!! I have no time for singing I have a company to run. See ya.
Sierra: Kaiba over here!!
Rio: HEY KAIBA!! DID YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR ULTIMATE RIVAL???
Kaiba: YAMI SHUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND UP NOWW!!!
Rio: I DON'T HAVE TO!!*Kaiba pushes her to the ground, in a baby voice* YOUR A MEANY!!! HEY YOU'RE TALL!!
Kaiba: Or maybe you're just an idiot.
Yami: Don't call Rio an idiot, bitch!!*he pushes Kaiba into the public fountain......Now Kaiba is unconscious.*
Sierra: Kaiba!!*looks at Yami* Hey Dead Guy!!! Pick on someone your own size!!
Rio: Why don't you??
Sierra: Like you?? {stands their thinking..}
Rio: What are you doing??
Sierra: Think9ing how you and Weevle would make a great couple. Don't you??*turns to Yami*
Yami: ER-*blushes* No?
Sierra:*steps on Yami's foot*WRONG ANSWER!!!!
Rio: Hey Don't hurt my cuddly-poo!! Lets Duel!!
Sierra: *goes and grabs Kaiba's deck* Okay, Ready??
Rio: Yeah.....No wait I don't have any cards!!*runs to Yami and asks for his deck.*
Yami: *Hands her his deck* She's going to lose.
Sierra: Lets make this a more interesting duel. If I win .....Yami has to be Kaiba's maid and has to obey everyone's commands in the Kaiba Mansion.
Rio: If I win Kaiba does the same.
Sierra: Okay.
Rio: My turn first!!
{Ten minute of the duel}
Rio: Wow, I lost already, how'd you do that?
Sierra:.... You were playing cards because you thought they were "pretty".
Rio: And?
Sierra: Never mind.
Rio: how about two out of three?
Sierra: No I won and Yami is now Kaiba's Maid.
Yami: *Loud swearing*
Sierra Watch your mouth Fern head!
Rio: How about another duel? Winner takes all? Please? I can't lose!! I can't Damnit!!
Yami: I told you so...
Rio: Damn you and your I told you so!*slaps Yami*
Kaiba: HA HA HA HA HA HA!! yOU GOT SLAPPED!!!
Yami: Shut up!!! And when did you wake up?
Kaiba: Just Now.............So I order you to Bow!!!
Yami: NO!!!*He starts to run around the park*
Kaiba: Now!!
Yami: No!!
Kaiba: Now I said!!*Kaiba loses his temper and runs after Yami, grabs him and throws him into the fountain. Yami is now unconscious* There, now your unconscious and drowning.....both at the same time.
Yami: That's what you think!*pulls Kaiba in the fountain**Sierra and Rio burst out laughing*
Kaiba: Get in the car!
Yami: No!!
Rio: See ya later cuddle-poo! I lost! I'm so ashamed!!
Yami: Bye Sweet and Sour!! Don't forget me!
Kaiba: Just get in the car!!
Yami: Okay! Bye!!
Sierra: Sweet and Sour?!! What a stupid name. It can be mistaken for something else!!
Yami: *gets in the car and pops his head out* I like cheese.
Kaiba: What kind?
Yami: Cheddar.
Kaiba: Alri-...What?!!! YOUR NOT OUR GUEST!!YOU'RE OUR PRISINOR!! GET IN AND. by the way..I need you to put this on.*hands him a pink maid outfit*
Yami: What's this?!!
Kaiba: Don't ask questions, just put it on.
Yami: STUPID BITCH!!
Kaiba:*to Sierra* you too, get in.
Sierra: Okay, by the way have you heard from Mokuba?
Kaiba: Last I heard, he was trying to keep warm and.oh yeah he's working in a fish factory. Stupid Brat!!
Sierra: You know, we forgot one detail..*points at Yami* How long he stays.....*Yami's Eyes Widen*
Kaiba: Let's make it 5 months.*Yami's Eyes Decrease*
Yami: *pops his head out*
Sierra: Ewww! Get away from me!!
Yami: Aww.. but everyone thinks I'm cute! Don't You?
Sierra: NO!
Kaiba: Yami!! Your Drooling!! And for that your time is extended to 5 months and three weeks!
Yami: No! I'll be good. I'll be a food boy. See? *throws an orange to the back* I can fetch too!!
Sierra: Want to try for another month?
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
K and S: Shut up stupid!!
Yami: *in a breaking voice* Okay.
{At the Kaiba Mansion}
Kaiba: You can wash the dishes first
Sierra: Then cook us dinner.
Yami: Like I have a choice..
Kaiba: What did you say?
Yami: I said....I have lost my voice?
Sierra: Get to work.
{Dinner Time}
Sierra: Ewww....This is our dinner?
Kaiba: Uh....Yami...I think it's still alive...
Sierra: How can you tell?
Kaiba: It's moving.
Yami: *Grabs a fork and starts to stab it* Die you evil raccoon.*some is thrown on Kaiba*
Kaiba: Raccoon?.......................OKAY!! Sierra and Me are going to order pizza..... and you are going to eat that ..that.. thingy.
Yami: Raccoon.
Kaiba: Was..* Grabs the phone and orders the pizza*
Sierra: Yippee!! Pizza!!*They go to the living room and wait.*
Yami: Damn!! I thought that I was going to let off and go home! I thought my plan would work!!
Kaiba: Oh.. so that's why you did this?...it's extended to 8 months.
Yami: No!! I'm my own worst enemy!!*cries*
Sierra: That's right.
Kaiba: What a baby.
*Door bell rings*
Sierra: Pizza's here!!
Kaiba: How much?
Pizza Man: $21.50*sighs* what a life.... a pizza boy?!!
Kaiba: *Hands him a fifty* Keep the changed
Pizza Man: *happily* Yes, Sir!*leaves skipping* Grandma I'm coming home!!
Kaiba: He seems happy.
Sierra: Gee- I wonder why*Yami comes out of the Kitchen*
Yami: Eww. On second thought I'm not hungry...Yuck!!
Kaiba: May I ask why?
Yami: It got lose!
Kaiba: What got lose?
Yami: The Raccoon.
Sierra: Where did it go?
Yami: I....Don't...Know.
Kaiba: What?! You mean you lost that thing?! Find It NOW!!
Sierra: I found it! Isn't it cute?
Yami: That's not it.
Sierra: What?
Yami: That's not it.
Sierra: What do you mean this is not it?
Yami: That's Joey in a doggy suit.
Sierra: What?!! This is a person?!!
Yami: Yeah.*repeats* that's Joey in a doggy suit.
Sierra: Why is he so small?
Yami: It has something to do with a washer machine. A very long story...you don't want to know.
Joey:*in a tiny voice* Yami, when I get out of this suit and back to size I'm going to kick your Fucking Tiny Ass!!!
Sierra: *puts Joey in a jar and puts him on the tallest shelf* He's boring....*yawns*
Joey: *banging on the glass* Hey listen to me when I'm talking to you!!............Hey is that pizza? I want some. Give me some! I want some now!! It's my pizza I say all mine! Mine!!!
Yami: Joey.
Joey: Yeah?
Yami: If you hungry I got some Fast food you can have.
Joey: Really? Oh..Boy...can hardly wait!!
Yami: Sure as soon as I can find it.
Joey: No thanks. Any thing cooked by you is either poisioned! and/or moving.
Sierra: So. Where did you latest creation go?
Yami: It's time to go to the laboratory.
Kaiba: Yami.. *showed him the calendar*
Yami: I trapped it in the fridge.
All: The fridge?
Joey: No! You contaminated it all! All of my precious food gone down the drain!! It's all gone. All gone...*crying* I was going to eat that, and that, and that...
Kaiba: Well Yami, hope you have a job cause I'm not paying for all the damage you've done.
Sierra: Can't we call the exterminator?
Kaiba: Sure . Yami You're paying. Better get out the checkbook.
Yami: What?!! Me?
Joey: Hey Yami: Your Dress is torn.
Yami: *blushes* Okay I'll pay for it , so that we get rid of it.
But you'll have to excuse me for a moment.*runs up to the bathroom, comes back down*Do we have any sewing tools?
Sierra: Up the stairs and in the fifth room, in the dresser, second drawer.
Yami: Whish way to the room? Left or Right?
Sierra: Right.
Yami: *runs up the stairs*Thanks!
Sierra: You're not welcome.
Kaiba: Well, let's see what's on. *flipping through the channels*
Joey: Boring. Wait ...aww...boring... boring... Wait!...Aww... boring....boring....boring...scary...boring...Aww boring... boring,,, Oooh a duel. Stop!! Aww...Boring..* he continues and falls asleep snoring*
Yami: *IN THE LAUDRY ROOM DOING THE LAUNDRY!(AMAZING!!)*singing*Yanki-Doodle went to town riding on a pony...Kaiba is a big fat jerk and I ate all the baloney. Hmmm.... what this?*pulls on something black*
JJ: OWW!!
Yami: AAHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I THOUGHT YOU WRE GONE!!
JJ: Where's Joey?
Yami: In a jar.
JJ: Aww... Why did the fun have to end?
Yami: *thinking* EWW, um.... I think you should go before Kaiba and his girlfriend find out what ya'll were doing.
JJ: It's a normal thing!
Yami: For couples, but not for individuals. At least I hope not.
JJ: I want to see Joey.
Yami: No, no, no,*grabs her arm*you can't.
JJ: Why?
Yami: Because Kaiba's in there.
JJ: SO? You're wearing high heels. I don't see what the difference is.
Yami: Shut up!! Just don't go in there!
JJ: I don't care! I'm going.*yells out loud* Hey Joey!!
Yami: AHHH! NOone listens to me! Oh, my head hurts like hell *looks into a mirror* Do I look good in high heels? I like the dress.
