Isiah: What up? It's Isiah. And welcome to our new commercial fanfic. You guys know those commercials on the radio? Well the homie Tom and I listened to a few of those and thought," We should try this for our next Real Life Commercial. Hope you guys enjoy.
King Roland was at one of the best car shops in the world. He was looking for a new car. He walked up to the counter. "Welcome to Isiah and Tom's Tri-Kingdom Car Showroom, sir," Tom the car salesman said. "What can I help you with?"
"Right now, I need a car," Roland said. "I need a Ford GT, a Dodge Viper, or a Mazda."
"Well we have tons of options here at Isiah and Tom's Tri-Kingdom's Car Showroom," Tom said. "We have over 5,000 cars on our lot."
"I see that now you have a lot of cars," Roland approved with a smile. "Can you help me out? I have bad credit." Tom smiled knowing that he can help the king. "Isiah and Tom's Tri-Kingdom Car Showroom helps everyone. Good credit or bad credit."
"Sounds good," Roland said. "LET'S GET A RIDE!" That caught Tom's attention. "Excuse me, sir, you don't have to yell," Tom said.
"Great," Roland said out loud.
"I'm right here, sir," Tom said trying to calm down the king. Queen Miranda entered the showroom soon afterward. "Rolie, did you get the car I was asking for," she asked. "You know, the SUV with a GPS and those massage seats." That also caught Tom's attention.
"You came to the right place, Queen Miranda," Tom said. "Isiah and Tom's Ti-Kingdom Car Showroom is the biggest and the best, and we'll beat any competition interest free and a low monthly payment option."
"Everything sounds good, you're gonna make me lose my mind," Miranda raised her voice in excitement. "Your wife's as loud as you are," Tom silently said.
"Great," Roland said. "I need a big limo for all my friends and family."
"May I ask who's all your friends and family," Tom asked. "Well there's my kids Sofia, James, Amber, my wife Miranda, Cedric the sorcerer, Baileywick the castle steward, this one mermaid queen from Merraway Cove, and her daughter. Great," Roland told the car salesman.
"Isiah and Tom's Tri-Kingdom Car Showroom has a blue customized royal limo waiting for you out front," Tom said with a wink.
"A customized limo," Roland asked. "Let's ride!"
Tom: Isiah and Tom's Tri-Kingdom Car Showroom is five minutes from leaving Wei-Ling to Enchantia. 3549 Southview Road. Isiah and Tom's Tri-Kingdom Car Showroom. It's completely worth a trip.
*Limo crashes into showroom*
Isiah/Tom: DAMN!
Isiah: Hope you all enjoyed this parody we did. It was based off a Nationwide Auto commercial. And BTW Merry Christmas to everyone. Or Happy Wassailia as they say in Enchantia.
Tom: Readers. Please review nicely. Flames are not allowed. We're also working on a new Roland/Miranda lemon. Look out for that. Holla at your boys! YEAH!
Isiah: Until next time.
Roland Great.
