Title: Baby the Stars Shine Bright
By: IDOL HANDS
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence, Chan/Shota, possible N/C, Lemon
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, I make no money from my madness and insomnia.
Summary: Late one night, Charlie secretly borrows the Great Glass Elevator. And we all know how Willy Wonka feels about his things being touched without permission. Sparkle brat.
"I'm floating in the most peculiar way"
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Back at the factory, gently the elevator landed,
Angry eyes of the candymaker leaving him branded,
Charlie pleaded, "Please don't think me bizarre,
I only borrowed it to thank my lucky star!"
His skin did shimmer with the dust of night,
His voice did seem honestly contrite.
Luck had blessed him, that much was true,
But a punishment was still necessary to construe.
With a swirl of the candy staff, quickly the man conjured a thought
Announcing, "Get rid of the boy's clothes, every last scrap of cloth!"
"Stardust is contagious, it must be licked off!"
Diligent workers ripped and tugged,
This was not how Charlie had hoped to get hugged!
Self-made music matched their madness,
Gleeful banter accented Willy's badness:
So you wanted to get high,
You wanted to float,
Didn't want a rocket ship, a race car or a boat,
Couldn't wait for any unanimous vote,
But Oh dear, oh dear,
Oh my, Oh my,
It's dangerous to fly,
Up so high above the sky,
The cure is tricky,
Ever slightly sticky,
Take careful notes,
Sew together two wildest of oats,
Still you may get a sore throat!
Shivers and sweat,
But never you fret,
Injections Mr. Wonka always does tote,
Tucked stiffly underneath that velvet tailcoat!
And with that lyric, the boy was banished to a cell,
Oompa-loompas in gasmasks bid him farewell,
A simple touch was all that the boy ever hoped,
Instead every orifice was about to get poked,
Pleasure and pain in equal measure issued the fleshy tool,
Was the child getting sicker? He'd started to drool!
Fever morphed visions of sunset to deliriums of fiery flame,
"I've died and Gone to Hell!" Charlie exclaimed - shuddering as he came.
Author's Notes
Violate Willy's things and Willy's thing may violate you! But really, he was only trying to do what was best for the boy – filling him with uh, seeds of knowledge
Inspired from this art by Loony Lucifer: img(dot)photobucket(dot)com/albums(slash)v717(slash)appleheadstudios(slash)Wonka(slash)sparklecharlie(dot)jpg
Baby the Stars Shine Bright, is the name of a famous gothic lolita fashion botique in Japan, which gained even more status in the film Shimotsuma Monogatari (Kamikaze Girls). A personal favorite of mine.
Sparkle brat and I'm floating in the most peculiar way reference David Bowie songs; "Bang Bang" and "Space Oddity" respectively. But I think the lyrics of Róisín Murphy's "Overpowered" best reflect my feelings about the Wonka universes in general.
And we all know how Willy Wonka feels about his things being touched without permission. If you're uncertain about this then check out the first film starring Gene Wilder.
"Sewing your wild oats" is a phrase used in conjunction with having a lot of sex/experimenting before settling down.
