I don't know why. I just felt this story would be fun to write. Here we go. This is IZ Stories: Kidnapped!
Chapter 1:
It had been years since that day when Zim discovered his mission was a lie. Every day it ate him up inside...
Years ago...
"Computer," Zim said, still small, "Contact the Tallest."
The screen turned on to reveal Tallest Red and Purple.
"What now Zim?" asked Red.
"I apologise for not reporting in for quite some time," Zim said saluting, "but I have been busy concocting the biggest scheme yet!"
"Robot Gerbils?" Red asked.
"Yes," Zim answered smiling, "How did you know?"
"You showed us that last time," Purple said.
"I did?"
"Yes Zim, you did," Red replied, "Listen, we're, uh, kind of busy. Maybe we'll call back later."
Red motioned to an off-screen pilot to cut the transmission. Zim left the lab without noticing he left the transmitter on...
Hours later he came in to go to bed, but he noticed the blinking red light and the screen on. He looked up and saw Red and Purple laughing.
"Can you believe how stupid he is?"
"Seriously, he's been there longer than the invasion and he still thinks he's on a secret mission! HA!"
"WHAT!" Zim yelled. He yelled loud enough for Red and Purple to hear him.
"Uh oh," Purple said, "He left it on."
"You lied to me!" Zim cried, "Why?"
"Zim, you're a self-absorbed maniac," Red told him, "No one would ever want you on any planet. To be honest with you we actually wanted you dead."
"Now if you'll excuse us," Purple said, "We've got some real invaders to send on some real missions. Bye!"
This time the transmission cut for real. Zim stood there speechless before burying his face in his hands and sobbing.
