Alright. I wrote this when I first got Kingdom Hearts, which was around the first time I heard "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" by Good Charlotte. Which does not belong to me. (Duh.) Kingdom Hearts also does not belong to me. (Duh again.) Anyway, here's the good stuff.

Lifestyles of a Kingdom Hearts Fangirl (by Ciel ^-^)

The start of a brand new story

She read it in a magazine

A weird crossover of Square and Disney

But she had no PS2

The people said "sucks to be you"

But over time she got the money

And you should see her in a month

Mickey's tied up in her trunk

I don't think he will survive

And in another day or two

She might be wearing Sora's shoes

But they're so big she'll trip and fall

Trip and fall

Lifestyles of a Kingdom Hearts fangirl

She's always playin'

Always playin'

Leon's not much of a problem

It's just them Heartless

Think I'll go club them

Sephiroth's so hard to beat that he'll make her cry

If only she could beat Clayton and that lizard guy

Sometimes it seems so pointless, so ask yourself why

And she'll sit and she'll stare at Riku's pants

While Sora's telling Ansem "your @$$ is grass"

But the villains don't even give her half a chance

And  should see her in a month

Mickey's tied up in her trunk

I don't think he will survive

And in another day or two

She might be stealing Sora's shoes

But they're so big she'll trip and fall

Trip and fall

Lifestyles of a Kingdom Hearts fangirl

She's always playin'

Always playin'

Leon's not much of a problem

It's just them Heartless

Think I'll go club them

(little instrumentalish part thingy…yeah)

Lifestyles of a Kingdom Hearts fangirl

She's always playin'

Always playin'

Leon's not much of a problem

There's so many Heartless

Just wanna club them

Lifestyles of a Kingdom Hearts fangirl

For 63 hours straight she's just been playin'

Lifestyles of a Kingdom hearts fangirl…^-^