Kate + Liza = Disaster For Ouran-Chapter 1-Bombshells for everyone

Set after Season 1 Episode 2

Legend

"Japanese"

"English"

'Thoughts'

*other random gestures, NOT spoken*

Kate's POV

Hello there, my name is Kate. I am an American citizen, and my parents are workaholics. They work at an international computer company and we live in Texas- not exactly the most computer-friendly location. My sister, Liza, and I have always told them that if we needed to move again, then we would go happily. So when they said we were moving to Japan, we weren't exactly surprised- more like annoyed. Liza was fluent in English, Spanish and German, and I was teaching her ASL. I myself HATE foreign languages. As a dyslexic, we don't mix well. However I read lips and do Sign Language. I tried Spanish and let's put it like this: I now have a burning hate for conjugated verbs.
Anyway, it wasn't packing up and moving in under 2 weeks that bothered me. It was the four bombshells dropped on us by our loving and apparently secretive parents shortly after arrival in Japan.

1-They were going on their honeymoon, back in 4 months, maybe, 2-We have millions and are royalty, 3-As such we will be living in the family mansion and be responsible for hiring maids and butlers and other necessary staff, 4-We will be attending a private academy- some place called Oron, or something like that.
After watching our parents board a plane to France, we were driven to our estate.
"Okay, I must honestly say that I think I'm dreaming," I said sarcastically. My sister was examining the 'grand foyer' as proclaimed by one of the three maids who already worked for the family.

Liza turned around and signed at me, "If you're dreaming, our consciousnesses decided to link us together. And besides, apart from the new language and private academy, it's really not that different from being at home. Big house, no parental units, crap to do, and for you- constant pain." I smiled for the first time since I 'overheard' the fact that we were moving.

"When you put it like that, nothing really has changed," I signed back. Then out loud- "Mother said the school was sending over some students to do paperwork. So I'm going to go make lunch- they should be here in an hour or so. If you run, I'll do the paperwork for you." With that, my older sister was gone.
PAGE BREAK/ IN THE HOST CLUB
Kyoya stood up as the last client left the room. "Now I realize, normally we would all go home now, but the headmaster has asked us to greet two new students. They start school Monday, and as they are from the US, he thinks meeting some local students beforehand would be good for them. Also, he said he has been friends with the girls' father since they were children, so we are to be nice. *glasses glint, evil indifferent look* In addition, their family is the owner of the largest computer company in the world- as such, they have a lot of influence in the business world."

"Kyoya-senpai, what do you know about the girls we are going to meet?" Haruhi asked.

"Not much. The eldest goes by Liza and is in the top of her class, pretty popular too. The younger girl's data is strange; she had glowing reports from all her teachers, but her grades and low attendance seem rather odd. Both girls are known to read a lot. They are 1st and 3rd year students. That's all the information I was able to gather during club activities."

Hikaru was the first to recover from the overload of information provided from twenty minutes' research. "Kyoya, where are we meeting them?"

"At their estate in 25 minutes," he announced with little emotion.
PAGE BREAK
Tamaki was taking the event in stride. He happily rang the doorbell, before turning to us and admonishing, "Now men- and Haruhi- as none of us have ever met an American, we should ignore the stereotypes we heard growing up. I'm sure they look and act completely normal." Haruhi slapped her forehead and moaned as the rest looked on with slight suspicion.

A maid opened the door and said, "Ah, welcome! You all must be from Ouran. Please come in; I will take you to Mistresses Kate and Liza." The host club followed her silently, glancing around appraisingly. The mansion was just as lavish as any of the boys', in fact (though they'd die before admitting it) maybe more so. Soon the maid stopped in front in front of the closed kitchen door. "The boys from your new school are here," she called out- and promptly beat a hasty retreat. They exchanged skeptical looks, raised eyebrows included. "Is there something we should know?" Kaoru wondered, voicing what they were all thinking. Tamaki strode to the front of the group, casually throwing open the doors. "I'm sure it'll be fine, men- what in the world?"

Author's Note- Hello there my loyal followers, this is my first partnered story say hi to the peoples, Sibling.

Liza: Say hi to the peoples, - Hey! What did you call me? Your loving older sister, relegated to the drab title of Sibling? *goes and pouts in THE corner* Oh hey Kairi what are you doing here?

Kate:*coughs awkwardly* Right then moving on. This is what we would do if we had to attend Ouran Academy, and the ways we would torture the 'poor' boys. *EVIL smirk*

Entire Host Club: Hey! We are not poor!

Hikaru and Kaoru: Well, except for Haruhi. *three simultaneous slaps*

Announcer: Next time on Kate + Liza =Disaster For Ouran….*leaped on by Kate and Liza, duct taped and thrown in a corner*

Kate and Liza:*simultaneously* No spoilers this time!