This was written during a thunderstorm that was raging from 12:45AM in the morning to 9:45PM at night. XP

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Hell. That was the right word for the once beautiful planet, Earth. Just before the Akatsuki were about to seal the Kyuubi, the sealing statue collapsed, causing the Biju to escape and reek havoc on Earth, destroying it in two years. The sky was no longer a lively blue at day and calming navy blue at night, but was covered in sickening black/brown clouds during the nighttime and covered in smoky red/brown during the day. The clouds were so thick that no light from the sun was able to penetrate them and the sight of the moon was so rare that it only appeared for at least five seconds each year, if lucky, ten. There was a 4% chance of rain and with low water sources, rain was a great gift. All plants have died, leaving behind a depressing scene to look at, grass gone, leaving a ragged. Only three survived, lucky enough to endure five years of Hell on Earth and those three were Itachi, Hidan and Deidara, but that was about the best combination they could get, Itachi for intelligence, Hidan for protection and Deidara for travel and scoping. The only other bodies of life were the nine Biju, ranging from Shukaku, to the mighty Kyuubi. The three had a collision with the Nibi two years ago, working like magic. Itachi was the one to hold the large Biju down while Hidan worked his 'magic', Deidara telling them where the Nibi was planning its escape so they would stay away from the cats' destination. They relied on each other more than they ever thought they would have. It was as dark at day as it was at night, the only source of light was from the raging lightning and thunder that roared everyday.

Thunder cracked, but the group got used to it, imagine listening to thunder and watching lightning everyday for five years. Deidara sighed, picking at the meat they miraculously found buried with some fruit, probably a wolves' doing. They had been digging at the ground ever since they found food on the fifth day after the Earths' terrible fate. Luckily, it wasn't spoiled enough to get them ill, or kill two of the three which was a mystery to them. Thunder continued to crack as lightning struck tall trees, scorching them to the ground. Itachi and Hidan were sitting around a small campfire that they set up, cooking the meat just in case. Deidara stared at the rotting berries, tossing them aside. None of the fruit had survived, but the meat sure did. Where was all of the nutrition these days? Deidara went back to picking at his meat, not bothering to cook it at all.

"Deidara, why the h*ll aren't you gonna f*ckn' cook your f*ckn' meat?"

Hidan asked, inspecting his meal. Deidara sighed, looking up at the dark reddish brown sky as lightning flew across it.

"I miss the green grass and the blue sky at day un. I miss the others and the food we used to eat un. I miss the suns' shine and the moons light glow at night un. I miss-"

"WE F*CKN' GET IT BLONDIE! JEEZ, YOU'VE BEEN SAYIN' THAT EVER SINCE FOUR AND A HALF YEARS AGO WHEN BLUE SKIES WERE DISSAPEARING!"

Hidan yelled, a vein in his forehead popping, yet only one cuss coming from the priests' mouth. Itachi stared up at the two with no emotion in his eyes like always. Deidara hated the fact that Itachi never showed emotion, the most emotion he'd ever shown was when the first day of the Earths' doom.

Flashback

Deidara looked at the brownish blue sky, tears running down his eyes. This was the first day he had never seen a single life walk the streets of the empty villages which were soon to vanish from existence as well like the humans and any other animal. Every living thing, save for the dying plants and Biju, have been whipped away from existence. Fear then covered his eyes as he stood up and stared off into the distance. This was it, Hell on Earth had started. Deidara was never going to see anybody else in his whole life, never. Deidara frantically searched for at least one sign of life, running pathetically around the village of Konoha. Deidara blindly walked into the abandoned Uchiha compound, stumbling into Itachi and Sasukes' house. He frantically looked around for anyone, even if they were to turn out as his enemy, at least he'd have a reason to live, to defeat that person, but that was a bad idea. He sobbed quietly, opening every door, peeking inside. Deidara was loosing hope and looked into the final room, Itachis' room. Opening the door, Deidara was met with an unbelievable sight. There, curled up on his bed lie the all mighty weasel, quietly sobbing to himself like Deidara had been. Deidara slowly approached, feet padding on the ground quietly.

"I…Itachi un?"

Deidara whispered, earning the ravens' attention. A minute passed and Deidara burst into more tears, rushing over to the ex-Akatsuki member, hugging him.

"I thought that I was the only one left un!"

Deidara sobbed, burying his face into the others' chest. Itachi had surprise clearly etched on his face, looking really stupid. The two sat there silently, sobbing each other to sleep.

The third day, storms started to rage for hours, giving only ten to fifteen minute breaks. The two had traveled back to the abandoned village of Amegakure, finding Hidan roaming the empty streets, cursing his head off. Deidara couldn't believe how happy he was to see the Jashinist, running over to him and tackling Hidan to the ground.

"Hidan un, I'm SOOOO glad to see you un!"

Deidara screeched, looking at the dirty priest.

"What the-? Deidara, I thought everyone was dead!"

Hidan said, giving Deidara a nuggie. Deidara got up, allowing the silver haired man to stand up and dust himself off.

End Flashback

Deidara hugged his knees, dropping his food and buried his face in his arms. Hidan immediately regretted yelling at the blond.

"Dei, I'm sorry…"

Hidan said, looking up from his meal.

"No Hidan, I'm not upset about you un…"

Deidara said, slightly lifting his head to look at Hidan and Itachi.

"Was it 'Tachi? F*ck you 'Tachi!"

Hidan said, playfully punching the weasel, earning a grunt of annoyance.

"No Hidan, Itachi's not the reason either un."

Deidara said, burying his face in his arms once again, staring at the ground. Deidara sighed, he never got to use his clay anymore unless they're gonna travel by air which was at least once a year if not zero. Deidara was really losing his ability to even form the clay correctly now. He bet that Itachi was losing his ability to control the Sharingan while Hidan was losing his pep for violence. Itachi seemed to go into his alert mode, which was drilled into his brain.

"What is it un?"

Deidara asked, looking up at the raven.

"Shush."

Itachi commanded, listening carefully, and then fear crossed the Uchihas' face. Deidara furrowed his eyes brows until he heard a loud roar echo into the dark sky, lightning and thunder raging on. Deidara and Hidan both lost their breath, hearts beating quickly in utter fear. That roar could come from the one and only Kyuubi.

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Okay, I'm done; my dad's telling me to go to sleep. XP I had to stop in the middle of this because the storm turned into a tornado, so I had to go downstairs with my dogs, little brother and parents. D: Crazy huh? Please review and no MENTIONS of flames.