Nobody's Perfect – HG and Divergent

A/N – I love both the Hunger Games and Divergent (which belong to Suzanne Collins and Veronica Roth respectively) but I was thinking about the flaws and quirks of both characters and then suddenly I got this idea, a one shot displaying these quirks in a funny (Hopefully…) way. Some jokes relate to the HG film. I might do this for other series as well, but don't be offended. Also, no offence, but in the film Jenifer Lawrence's accent is quite variable (in case you were wondering why I pointed the whole thing out). Now my A/N is nearly as long as the thing. Enjoy!

Tris Prior sits in a cold, dark room on the floor, very confused and constantly punching things to show how not-scared she is. Her fist connects with something bony.
"Dam you Stranger!" the thing, Katniss Everdeen, replies in an easily provoked southern drawl.
"Hello." Says Tris, attributing her natural human reaction to forceful segregation and mind conditioning.
"What is this? Is this all part of your evil plan? This…this…nicety?" demands Katniss, shoving Tris up against the wall. Tris, having none of this, attributes her natural fight or flight instincts to forceful segregation and mind conditioning, while elbowing Katniss' ribcage. The girl from the district which apparently supplies the whole of North America with coal and yet is about the size of a large village or small town retaliates by mushing her opponents face. Tris then gets down to business, braces herself against the brick wall and kicks Katniss' head, after finding her knife missing from under her bra.

Beatrice then waits a while for Miss Everdeen to regain consciousness. When she does Katniss immediately locates the nearest door and assaults it while Tris reconsiders her logic in regards to knocking out the only person who might have answers. Both girls then randomly pass out from injuries sustained weeks ago which should have effected them much earlier.