Title: How Yachiru Gets Dates

Summary: Little Yachiru Learned about the birds and the bees. Now lets see how she gets boys.

ONESHOT.

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Ruby eyes gazed and navigated the sight before them. An item of intrigue hypnotized them. The small frail body attached to those ruby colored eyes extended a lanky arm to clasp on to the item.

The girl's ruby eyes kept a close watch on the item, analyzing it thoroughly to see any differences from the glance before. The ball of sugar attached to a thin piece of plastic glistened from the light of the room just as much as her bubble gum lips did.

The magnificent item's glossy shade of pink and blue only made the girl all the more awe struck. The round ball of sugar tumbled from her thin fingers and fell to her pillow-like palm.

She held on to it thinking she could destroy the ball of sugar with her strength. Too bad for her; the ball of sugar only remained in her palm in mint condition. Annoyed she decided to taste the ball of sugar.

She lowered her head to meet the ball of sugar, holding it by its thin plastic handle. The girl's Neon pink hair tumbled down her forehead and covered her Ruby colored eyes.

Her bubble gum gloss lips spread a part and her thin small tongue brushed gently on the ball of sugar. Her bubble gum lips curled into a smile as she retracted her tongue. She bowed her head back and forth giggling with laughter. She had never tasted anything so sweet before.

The girl's ruby eyes were visible again and her giggling smile subsided. She looked at the glossy ball of sugar and took out it's wrapper from her jeans pocket. She looked at it frivolously. It read: "Bubble Gum inside".

Her ruby eyes squinted and her black brows became furrowed. How many licks was it going to take to get to the good part? Her bubble gum shaded lips spread apart again and she stuffed the candy inside her mouth with much haste.

With an angered look she bit down on the candy with her molars, but it was simply too tough. She took it out of her mouth and began licking away; her bubble gum lips occasionally making contact with the candy.

The girl's tongue was now a light blue and a shade of pink. Her ruby eyes showed fatigue and her lips were smudged up by the constant smacking she made as she tried to get the last of the bubble gum flavor.

Annoyed and wanting to chew instead of lick, the girl stuffed it once more in her mouth and bit down on it. She finally got to the bubble gum center and bit off the stick, soothingly taking it out of her lips suggestively. Needless to say, she got what she wanted and attracted the boy from across the room. The girl's ruby eyes gave one last wink of satisfaction.

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A/N: This was a story I had in mind for quite some time now. It's a one shot so don't get too excited.