Readers, you are the lifeblood of this work,
And it would be rude of me, as the writer, to cause greater
Distraction by including an author's note every chapter,
For that is not how novels function in the real world,
Is it? Therefore, under Annoying Dog's watchful eye
Grant me this chance to say that Undertale and its characters, both
Major and minor, belong to Toby Fox. Now, without further ado,
Enjoy the story as it unfolds, and remember:
Nothing is as it seems until you read between the lines.
Thank you, TheFlameRose, TigerLilyBulb, and Cazuki, for beta-ing, and thank you, readers, for joining me on this journey.