"Ok, ppl. First...Aw, I don't want to do it. Hiei!"

"What, do you want, Ari?"

"Do the thing!"

sigh "Ari doesn't own the show. Or us, technically. She owns me, but that's unofficially." Hiei said.

"Yea, that. Thanks. I hate saying that."

"So make me say it?" Hiei asked.

"Yes, you are my koibito, who's had my kokoro for, like, ever."

"Yes. Ok." Hiei grumbled.

"Luv you, Hiei."

"..."

"Why won't you say it!"

"..."

"By the way," (Glares at Hiei.) "I want to at least make it clear that this is a side fic, on the side of my other 12 stories. I won't update often but at the very least, maybe two weeks. It's HARD doing this! Imagine if you will, trying to make up those hoedowns! I WANT to make at the very least, 10 episodes. At the most, 100! I need ur all's support! And help w/ all those hoedowns! At least send me subjects. E-mail me at with the games you want to see, scenes you want to see, subjects of future hoedowns, things for the singing games and if you want me to have you in an episode of like, sound effects, let me know!"

"Ari...They're asleep now..." Hiei said.

"Darn it!"

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Ari was setting the stage for her newest fic, Whose Line Is It Anyway? featuring the YYH gang when Hiei stormed up, complaining.

"...Hn.Remind me again why I'm doing this." Hiei grumbled.

"Cuz I am your wonderful koibito and you love me so much." Ari said.

"Right. How COULD I forget?" Hiei asked sarcastically.

"I have NO idea." Ari said, sweetly.

"And you're the authoress?" Hiei asked.

"Yes, of course!" Ari said. "If I didn't do it, it wouldn't get done!"

"Right...hn." Hiei said.

Ari hummed the theme song to Whose Line while setting up the stage. Hiei growled and walked off. Talking to Ari was a lost cause. She wouldn't listen anyway. The rest of the team came up.

"Hey, we're here." Yusuke said. "What do you want?"

"I need your help for my latest fic, guys." Ari said.

The boys groaned loudly.

"Do we HAVE to?" Kuwabara asked. "Aren't most of your fics about shorty here?"

"Yes, Kuwabaka." Ari said. "But I need all your guys' help on this one."

"Why, you little...!" Kuwabara started.

"Touch her and I will rip your hands, internal organs, and eyes out and feed them to you." Hiei said.

Kuwabara eeped and shut up.

"What...exactly do you need our help with, Ari?" Kurama asked.

"I need your guys' help with my Whose Line fic!" Ari squealed.

"What on earth is Whose Line...?" Yusuke asked.

"It's this stupid show where people make stuff up and act it out on a stage." Hiei yawned.

"How do you know that?" Kurama asked.

"Ari makes me watch it."

"Ah." Kurama said.

Kuwabara found it funny, though.

"Ha! Shorty's being commanded around by a girl!" Kuwabara laughed.

"What about you?" Ari asked, while still setting up.

"What?" Baka asked. "What about me?"

"You act like an idiot whenever Yukina's around." Ari said. "Oh, wait. You're an idiot anyway."

That caused several of the team to crack up.

"Ok! I'm all set up!" Ari looked around. "We are set and ready to go."

The team groaned.

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"Hello, and welcome to Whose Line! I'm your host, Ariana Miyuki! The players today are... Taste the Rainbow, Hiei Jaganshi!"

Hiei groaned loudly. Everyone else snickered. Fangirls screamed loudly.

"Everyone and their coon dogs, Yusuke Urameshi!"

"HEY!" Half of the fans stop clapping.

"You can look but you don't want to touch, Kuzuma Kuwabara!"

"YOU WANT TO FIGHT?" All the fans stop.

"Everyone's favorite romantic soldier, Shuichi Minamino! Or... Kurama!" All the fans start again. They screamed and yelled.

"Ok, if you've never seen the show, I don't know what you're doing here but here are the rules! They make up a scene off the top of their heads from these cards and I assign points! The games are made up and the points don't matter! That's right the points don't matter, just like online dating!"

"You can date ONLINE?" Kuwabara asked.

"One question, Ari!" Kurama asked. "If the points don't matter, why do you assign them?"

"It makes me feel better about myself. Anyway, At the end I choose a and the losers get to do something special with me and the winner has to clean up afterwards."

"...oh god..." Kuwabara muttered.

Yusuke was praying he would lose. Kurama just buried his head in his hands.

"First game of tonight is called Party Quirks! Hiei, your hosting a party and everyone else has a quirker identity and after everyone is introduced you have to guess who they are." Ari said, handing out the cards. Hiei went and stood in the middle.

"..hn. I'm having a party. ...Hn. NO you CAN'T come. You CANT COM..." Dingdong! "Hold on. CLICK. (he hung up)" He went to the door.

Yusuke was at the door. Yusuke was Shizuru.

"Hey, heard about the party..." He slurred.

"I'm sure. I invited you!" Hiei snapped.

"Got any booze? Or cigarettes?" Yusuke stumbled to the middle of the stage.

"No. It's a NONALCOHOLIC party." Hiei snapped. Dingdong.

Kurama was at the door. Kurama was Yukina.

"Hello." Kurama chirped. "Good evening, Hiei-kun." He bowed.

"Hello. Get in here." Hiei growled.

"Of course, Hiei-san." Kurama walked in bowing. "What a lovely party, Hiei-kun."

"Thanks." Hiei said. Dingdong.

Of course, Kuwabara was there. Kuwabara was A girl with PMS.

"OMG! What an awesome party, Hiei!" Kuwabara said. "I, like, love parties."

"Yea, yea, get in here." Hiei growled.

"MY GOD! You are being SO MEAN, Hiei!" Kuwabara starts to cry. "I CAME here to have a GOOD time and you're being a JERK! I HATE YOU!" Hiei blinked.

"Youuuu knowww..." Yusuke slurred. "You reallllllly neeeeedddd some alcohollll to liven up the partyyyyy..."

"Shut up, Shizuru." Hiei said.

"Right!" Ari said.

"You know, Hiei-san, maybe I could help prepare the snacks in the kitchen?" Kurama asked.

"No thank you, Yukina." Hiei sighed. He was tired of this already.

"Right!"

"Where is everybody GOING? I came here to have a GOOD time and everybody's LEAVING!" Kuwabara wailed. "This SUCKS! What a waste of time! I need some chocolate!"

Hiei stared at Kuwabara. He had no idea about Kuwabara. He remembered Ari acting like this once every month...especially the chocolate part.

"Um...Too bad, Ari?" Hiei asked.

"WHAT?" Ari yelled. "No. Wrong." Ari huffed. "Guess again."

"You were soooo close." Kuwabara said. Ari threw a lamp at him.

"Hey!" Kuwabara squealed. "HOW DARE YOU!" He yelled. "YOU SHOULD WATCH WHAT YOU THROW AT PEOPLE, JERK! YOU NEED TO CURL UP AND DIE!" Kuwabara was seriously in character. Yusuke laughed like a hyena.

"It suits you!" He yelled.

"Oh, thanks." Kuwabara said. "I thought they made my butt look big. Do you think my butt looks big?" He asked Hiei.

"..." Hiei couldn't look at him. "No...idea. A girl?"

"A girl with what?" Ari asked.

"Mood swings?" Hiei asked.

"Close enough." Ari said.

She buzzed them.

"Ok. Million points to Kuwabara for being so totally in PMS. And a thousand to Hiei for commenting on Kuwabara's butt." Ari said.

Yusuke and Kurama were cracking up.

"No wait. I take them back." Ari said. "I'm still mad at you."

"How was I supposed to know who and what he was?" Hiei asked.

"I do NOT act like that." Ari pouted. "NEXT game. Whose line."

"We're playing Whose Line." Kurama pointed out.

"There's a game called Whose Line. This game is for Hiei and Kurama. They get a scene they have to act out and at certain parts they pull out these slips and say what's on them." Ari said.

She handed Kurama two slips and Hiei two.

"The scene is, there's a hourde of renegade oni getting ready to try and kill you. Go."

"Look at them all!" Kurama said, in wonder.

"uh...yeah. I see them." Hiei said.

"Do you not see them?" Kurama asked.

"I just said I saw them!" Hiei snapped.

"There's a saying my mother always used in these kinds of situations and it is..." Kurama pulled out a slip, then frowned. "But more importantly we've answered the question, boxers or briefs."

"Was she sane?" Hiei asked, frowning.

"No, indeed she wasn't." Kurama said. "They took her to the mental institution a few weeks ago."

"Ah. Makes sense. My family liked to say things like..." Hiei sighed and pulled out a slip. "I'm so rich, I'm going to buy a golden toilet seat?"

"You never told me your family was rich!" Kurama said.

"No one told me either." Hiei said. Kuwabara and Yusuke laughed hysterically.

"Ah. They're closing in on us. They're coming now!" Kurama said.

"Perhaps we should run at them yelling, " Hiei wanted to get rid of that slip. "Honey, I love you so much?"

"That would definitely scare them away." (Ari growled.) Kurama agreed. "But what if some of them were gay? That would create a bigger problem."

"It certainly would. What do you suggest?" Hiei asked.

"Let's run in yelling our horrific battle cry of..." Kurama pulled his slip. "DON'T BITE THE DOG!"

They both run toward the camera, yelling together, "DON'T BITE THE DOG!"

Ari buzzed them. "One hundred points to Kurama for answering the question, boxers or briefs."

"But, I said that first!" Yusuke yelled.

"Ok, two hundred to Yusuke for saying it first. And fifty to Hiei for saying the words I, love, and you together in a sentence. He can't say that to me but to an audience..." Ari grumbled. The cast looked shocked.

"Next game is called Scenes from a hat." Everyone stands in the center.

"The first scene is..." Ari sighed. "Mean Hallmark greeting cards?"

"What's that?" Hiei asked.

"You know those cards in my room that have the stupid messages on them?"

"Yes."

"Them."

"Ok."

Hiei stepped up. "I think back on our relationship and I wonder...(Pretends to open one.) How on earth we ever made it this long."

Kuwabara stepped up. "Thinking of you...(Opens card.) Makes me sick."

Kurama stepped up. "I love you very much... (Opens the card) But there's someone else."

Yusuke stepped forward. "Happy 90th birthday...(Opens card) When are you gonna die, old woman/man?"

"Next one..." Ari choked. "What Koenma does on his day off?"

The boys grinned.

Hiei stepped up and called Kurama up.

"Have I ever told you, Botan, that you're looking more and more beautiful every day?"

"And you're actually starting to look like you're older than four!"

BUZZ!

"End...of game!" Ari choked out.

"Ten points to everyone on stage." Ari said.

"Why ten?" Kuwabara asked.

"Well, there would be more but we're running out." Ari said. "Next game is called Questions only."

Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara got in the middle.

"The scene is the guys on the left are in love and they're telling the guys on the right. You are in a locker room."

Hiei and Kurama stepped up.

"Do you have a girlfriend?" Hiei asked.

"Are you in love with her?" Kurama asked.

"Isn't she beautiful?" Hiei asked, pretending to show a pic.

"...Uh...Yes, she is." BUZZ.

"Thank you, Kurama, but you're out."

"Do you have any deodorant?" Yusuke asked.

"Do you need to use some?"

Yusuke was silent for a second. "Is she your girlfriend?" Pointing to the invisible pic.

"Isn't she beautiful?"

"Isn't my girlfriend more hot then yours?" Yusuke asked, pretending to show a pic.

"Ah...No, she's not." BUZZ.

"Good answer, Hiei. But you have to switch."

Kuwabara came up.

"Why are you naked?" Yusuke asked, turning the other way.

"Do you know where to find my clothes?"

"Are you wanting to know?"

"Isn't my girlfriend, Yukina, beautiful?"

"Isn't my Keyko?"

"Do you know the time?"

"No." BUZZ.

"Yusuke, you're out."

"Why are you naked?" Kurama asked.

"Isn't she beautiful?" Kuwabara asked.

"Are you blind?" Kurama asked.

(Ari snickered, "A few more minutes in the locker room with him like that and YOU will be...")

"You don't think she's beautiful?"

"Is everyone here in love?" Kurama asked.

BUZZ...BUZZ...BUZZZZZZZZ.

"Ok, that's it! Good job. End of game.Did any one else notice that even in this game, Hiei wouldn't say it?" Ari asked. "Kurama asked him and he just went on about it."

"Ari..." Hiei grumbled.

"212 points to Hiei, because I liked his comments...I'll see you after the game, I guess." Ari thought a minute.

Hiei grinned.

"I'll see you tonight, sweety." Ari said.

Kuwabara turned green and everyone else turned a combination of green and red. It was Christmas!

"Negative 50 points to Yusuke." Ari grinned. "That's right, loser. I'll see you soon. You'll be regretting losing."

"The last game of today, the hoedown. The winner is Kuwabara. He gets to sit in my chair and we have to go on stage. That's the something special I was talking about." Kuwabara walked over and sat in her chair.

"We need a topic for the hoedown." Ari called.

"Stupidest people they know!" Someone called out.

"Ok. Stupidest people hoedown."

Dun dun dun dun-unununun.

Hiei stepped forward.

"I know someone stupid, for sure, he's really sad.

I've had to tolerate him even though he's a cad.

He's scary, worthless, pathetic and he's a hora.

He's soooo ignorant, his name is Kuwabara!"

Kurama stepped up.

"I know someone similar, forget that though, he's gay.

He had a fetish for my hair, I know he felt that way.

He wouldn't stop touching it, I don't know why.

But that was the reason and the cause of why he died."

Yusuke stepped up.

"I agree with Hiei, Kuwabara's such a moron.

He's so stupid, I think his brain's filled with boron.

Kuwabara's so absolutely dim,

every day of high school, I beat the sense into him!"

Ari stepped up.

"I know lots of stupid people, I go to school with tons.

It's impossible to count exactly how many ones.

It'd be a waste of time to go into them all.

I've seen smarter people modeling clothes at the mall."

"Modeling clothes at the mall..." They sang.

"That's it for my first episode of Whose Line, YYH! See ya!" Ari called.