Why you should never let me talk to Pegasus
Zora is sitting across the table from Pegasus in his mansion dealy. Let's listen in.

Zora: so...you "invented" Duel Monsters?

Pegasus: That's right. Now go away. I'm busy.

Zora: How come?

Pegasus: because I am a successful business man and a multi-millionaire.

Zora: ...How come?

Pegasus; I invented a very popular game. Now leave.

Zora. oh...OK. *stands up*

Pegasus: So...you'll leave now?

Zora: Of course...not *sits down*

Pegasus: Just my kind of luck...

Zora: Like how you got your eye pecked out by little birdies...like this... *taps Pegasus multiple times on the nose* peck, peck, peck...

Pegasus: What are you talking about?

Zora: Well...you have a fake eye...and that's the only reason I can think of for getting one...

Pegasus: oh...

Zora: You're name's too long...

Pegasus: What?

Zora: I'll call you Peggy now, OK?

Pegasus: NO! That's not OK!

Zora: So, Peggy...

Peggy: grr...

Zora: hmm...Peggy, Peggy, Peggy!

Peggy: *sighs, gives up* Are you insane?

Zora: My lawers advise me not to answer that question.

Peggy: You mean lawyers, right?

Zora: I knew I spelt that wrong. Da...

Peggy: Watch your mouth! This is a children's story after all...

Zora: *flips Peggy off* fine...happy?

Peggy: O.o

Zora: Heh...

Peggy: *takes a sip of wine*

Zora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *knocks glass of red wine out of Peggy's hand and onto the white carpet*

Peggy: What was that all about?!? That stain'll never come out!

Zora: You shouldn't drink...it's bad for your health.

Peggy: You ARE nuts!

Zora: This coming from the guy who killed his wife then imprisoned poor, unsuspecting old folk in cards?

Peggy: No...I...didn't kill her...

Zora: *jumps up and points at Peggy* YOU! IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED HER! Fess up...I can smell lies...

Peggy: NOOOOOO! *jumps out the window*

Zora: ...oopsy...

Peggy: ...*thud*...oooooh...*dies*

Zora: ummm...bye! *poofs*

THE END
so...that's how I single-handedly drove Pegasus to suicide.

This has been another great production brought to you from the corrupted mind of a 15-year old girl. hope you enjoyed! ...pick up that wrapper off the ground! I gotta live here, 'ya know!