Hey, readers! This is a colab fan-fiction between BackwardLuna and I.

We own nothing but a gift certificate to BaskinRobbins and our singed uniforms.

Luna: Which, I might add is not our fault.

iHit: We are innocent of all burned buildings and blackmailed principals.


BOOM!

"USAGIII!! MEIII!" The principal's angry screams could probably be heard half way around the world.

In the chemistry lab on the east wing of the school, two girls, Tera Usagi and Arisu Mei, stood covered from head to toe in ashes and dust. The girls stood eyes widened, Tera still holding tight to her wrench.

Tera's hair had been blown behind her in spikes from the impact of the explosion, and Arisu's had been popped into an afro.

The door to the lab was suddenly kicked open. The girls quickly turned around, Tera still holding the wrench. There stood the poor principal, rage seething out of every pore.

"Usagi-Mei-come-with-me..." The principal spoke in broken lines, trying not to cause a second explosion in one day.

Slowly, the girls were led to the principal's office, but for them it might as well have been execution.

At the door to enter his office, he motioned for them to enter, and slammed the door behind him.

"Usagi...Will you please explain to me what you were doing?" He was rubbing his temples now.

"Will you please tell me why you feel the need to wear that terrible hairpiece?" (Tera answered a question with another question if she deemed it not worth answering) Arisu snickered in her seat next to Tera.

"I thought it was a wild animal." Arisu murmured.

The principal's face turned beet-red.

"This is not a hairpiece!" He said.

The two girls lifted an eyebrow in question. Tera stood up and leaned over the wooden desk. "Then what," She lifted the principal's wig, revealing a shiny head beneath. "Do you call this?"

The principal's face turned redder, if that was even possible.

"Tera! Put it back, put it back! I'm too young to go blind!" Arisu shrieked in mock terror. She had her hands covering her eyes to add to the drama.

"A-ah. Sorry." Tera quickly dropped the animal and sat back down.

If the girls thought they were in trouble before – Ohoho! They had no idea the kind of trouble they were in now.

The principal's face could be compared to a tomato, and then an eggplant. He was shaking. His fists were clenched and sweaty. He was closer now to becoming explosion #2 now than he had been before.

All of a sudden he was back to his normal pasty color. The principal had seemingly calmed down, or at least was good at faking it. "Tera. This is… The second time that you have caused an explosion due to your silly inventions."

"But you let us off last time! Why is this time any different from the last?!" Tera yelled in question.

"Because you didn't destroy half the school last time!" The principal's voice was just above a shout.

"Y'know, he kinda has a point there…" Arisu mumbled.

"Why are you helping?!" Tera yelled.

"Sorry." Arisu made a zipper movement over her mouth.

"Anyway," The principal interrupted. "I'm afraid… That I won't be able to excuse this."

The girls prayed that he wasn't about to say what they thought he would.

"You two girls… Are expelled!" He yelled as he slammed down their files onto the desk.

"Expelled…expelled… expelled…" Arisu echoed after the principal. Both the Principal and Tera gave her an odd look.

"Sorry," She muttered. "Dramatic effect."

Tera rolled her eyes.

"Please, principal-sama! Please just give us another chance!" Tera pleaded.

"I'm sorry. You've just caused too much damage. I can't allow it."

"But we didn't do anything!" Arisu had a terrible habit of lying in defense even when it was painfully obvious. She was promptly ignored.

"Fine," She muttered. "I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this." She said. She pulled a remote out of her back pocket and pressed a button.

A screen suddenly came down behind the principal and began to play a clip.

"Girl, girl, girl, you gonna set me on fire!" The principal spun around in a circle while holding a mop that was wearing his wig. "My brain is flaming; I don't know which way to go!" Passionately, the principal dipped the mop, its wig nearly falling off. "Your kisses lift me higher, like the sweet song of a choir!" The principal spun 180 degrees and dipped the mop once more. "You light my morning sky, with burning love!" The camera zoomed in as the principal leaned in closer to the mop, readying a kiss.

The screen suddenly went black.

"I'm going to save ourselves the pain of having to watch that last part."

The principal was beet-red once more.

"If you expel us, principal-sama," Tera began, "I will have no other choice but to release that to the public."

"I-I-but-but- you can't!" It was the principal's turn to plead.

"I can. And I will." Tera was determined.

The principal grunted. "No. No! I will not be blackmailed again!"

"Again…?" Arisu muttered to herself.

"My decision is final!" He stood up. "You two are expelled. Go to the office and call your parents, or I'll do it myself." He pointed out the door.

For a second time in a row, the girls walked the green mile.

At the office, the girls were once more told to call their parents by the secretary.

Tera whispered to Arisu "Pretend to call your parents, but don't actually call them. I'm calling my brother."

Arisu nodded, understanding Tera's plan.

Arisu picked up the phone and pretended to dial a number, instead only lightly touching the buttons.

"Hey, mom. Uh, yeah, I'm still at school. Well, we kinda blew half the school up. Mo- Mom. Mom. Mom. MOM! Stop yelling! I need you to pick me up. Yeah. I'll explain in the car. Yeah. Bye." Arisu held in the urge to laugh and put down the phone. She glanced at the secretary. She obviously didn't suspect a thing. She sat reclined in her chair, filing her nails in the utmost concentration.

"Your turn." She said to Tera.

Tera approached the phone in utter concentration, thinking about what she would say to her 18-year-old brother. She finally decided, and picked up the phone.

Tera dialed the familiar number, her fingers shaking, and waited for a response on the other end.

"Hello…?" A groggy voice answered.

"Hello, brother."


Oi, this story is long, huh? Ah, well. R&R!