CG: ARIGHT ROSE.

CG: SINCE YOU GO OFF ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FANFICTION AND HOW GREAT IT IS, I THOUGHT I'D GIVE IT A TRY JUST TO PROVE YOU WRONG AND HOW STUPID IT IS.

CG: HERE WE GO.

Rose, Dave and John walked down the street. It was in ruins and shit was thrown everywhere. This is because they were in the middle of A FUCKING ZOMBIE APPOCOLIPSE due to radiation. Dave had just come out of a store with a arm full of burritos, getting a weird look from rose. "I don't believe those are healthy to eat. They are likely a few weeks old." she advised.

Dave, being a total fuckass, waved her off. "no way man." he stated. "these things are fine. Right John?"

John the fucking retard herp-derped. He fell off a large wall a month ago, giving him heavy brain damage. Thus, he was John the Fucking Retard.

Dave passed a burrito to john and bit into his. He offered rose a burrito one last time, but she decided not on it.

They started to walk again and rose sighed. She was the only woman here, and maybe alive.

Jade and her nuclear experiments caused the virus in the first place, so she was the first to die.

There was a grown from behind them. They all spun around to find a giant fucking army of smelly, shitty zombies.

"run!" cried Rose. Dave threw John the retard in front of the zombies as a decoy and ran like hell.

They ran for a short while before they came up to a giant pile of rubble from a collapsed building, proving as a dead end. They started to climb it, but didn't get far before they couldn't go any farther. They stopped and watched as the zombies hobbled down the road towards them.

"Rose?" Dave asked.

"yes, Dave?" she replied.

"I.. I'm sorry this happened. If I hadn't convinced Jade... I guess I really am the biggest fuckass of all. Nothing like that Karkat Vantas kid."

"oh yes. Wasn't he running for president?"

"ya. Him."

Rose looked at his time paradox brother. He looked back. Rose leaned forward and slipped off his glasses. She leaned forward to have incestuous kissing-

Dave leaned back. "shit! I shouldn't have eaten those burritos. Oh god, i really need to shit!"

A idea popped into rose's head. A horrifyingly, disgusting idea.

She pulled Dave's pants down (getting a un-coolkid squeal out of him) and took him under is arm. Suddenly Dave's ass was a rocket launcher of hot, shitty diarrhoea. It was so shitty it killed any zombies that the shit was fired at.

Soon all the zombies were killed and Rose dropped Dave. She sat down, exhausted. Rose closed her eyes for a moment, but the flew open again when Dave screamed. She looked over so see john the fucking zombie retard biting Dave's arm. She then pulled Dave back but it was too late. Dave the fucking zombie pinned down rose and was joined by john the fucking zombie retard. Rose screamed as Dave bit into her arm and John the fucking retard zombie bit into her other arm and ripped it off. Dave also started to rip off limbs, and soon Rose's cries were relapsed with the sound of gurgling blood. The sticky, hot substance oozed off the rock and splashed on the ground. She died. The fucking end.

CG: THERE YOU GO, DIPSHIT.