Anime Detour skit to be.
Actors:
Orochimaru: Austin
Kisame Hoshigaki: James
Itai/Femtachi Uchiha: Ashley
Itachi Uchiha:???

Kisame: "STOP! I WANT TO SHAVE YOU TO DEAD, YOU DAMNED ITACHI IMPOSTER!"

Femtachi: Giggles
"You'll never catch me that way!"
Sticks out tongue, running across stage

Kisame: "HRYAH!"
Swings sword, as he gets poked in the stomach
"The hell?"

Femtachi: Gives a pout
"You're so cute when you're angry!"
Pokes his nose, dodging the Samehada (Sword)
"Too, slow pretty!"
Runs off stage, unnoticed

Kisame: "Stupid imposter!"
Grunts turning around, jumping startled
"Ita-Itachi!"

Itachi: "Yeeesss? Why do you seem so surprised to see me?"

Kisame: "But you . . . there . . . IMPOSTER!"
Swings Samehada

Itachi: Ducks
"What the hell did YOU eat this morning?"

Kisame: "Must.Kill.IMPOSTER!"

Itachi: "What the hell do you think you're do-"

Femtachi: "Kawaii!!! It's like looking in the mirror... Except a male me..."

Kisame:
"YOU!!"
Raises Samehada

Femtachi: "Aren't you spiffy!"

Itachi: Utterly confused
"Who the HELL are you?! And why the HELL do you look like me?!"

Backstage person: "PLASTIC SURGERY!"

Itachi: ". . . . ."

Femtachi: "You actually talked to me! I'm amazed! And you're even cuter closer up!"

Orochimaru: "Quite the pretty, wouldn't you agree, Itachi? She could bear my child!"
Chuckles

Femtachi: "Eeeewww! Hell no! You're like . . . not cool with your freakish snake-like face! And you're sooo not cute AT ALL! He sure is!" Points at Kisame

---Silence. The three guys look at each other oddly---

Itachi: Suppresses a laugh
"You have GOT to be kidding me! Kisame cute! Ha-ha!"

Kisame: "And I'm saying you're not sexy"

Itachi: "You're in denial!"

Orochimaru: "Now now, gentlemen. We have a lady in our presence"

Itachi: "Ha-ha! Lady! Prostitute is more like it! Seriously! Look at how she's dressed!"

Femtachi: "You know you want me!"
Licks finger, smiling

Kisame: "Mmmm! Now I really want to shave yo-"

---Liiiiiiicckkkkk---

Orochimaru: "Now! That is MY kind of woman!"

Itachi: "Oh god. That's even sicker than when Deidara licked me!"

Kisame: "Did . . . you just LICK ME?!"

Femtachi: Taps chin
"You taste like tuna"

Itachi: "That . . . is really sick"

Orochimaru: "Damn! This twin of yours, Itachi, is one damn hot woman!"

Itachi: Gags
"What the hell are you talking about! I don't even know this bi-"

Femtachi: Walks in front of Itachi, bending down to his eye level
"Mmmm . . . So you really think so, Eh, Macho man?"

---Cue macho man music---

Kisame: Twitch
"AGGHH!!!!"
Cuts 'CD' player in half

---Music stops---

Femtachi: Pokes Itachi in the forehead, stepping back just to trip and fall back
"Aaaiieee!"

Itachi: Grabs Femtachi's hand, just to get pulled down 'accidentally,' falling on top of her
"You klutz"

Kisame: Grins and lays Samehada on his shoulder
"Now that is kinky AND hot!"

Orochimaru: Chuckles
"Agreed! Let's take a picture!"
Takes out camera

Itachi: "YOU WOULDN'T DARE!"

Orochimaru: "No, I would!"

Femtachi: "You like me close, eh?"

Itachi: Blankly stares
"Oh, that's it!"
Gets off Femtachi, grabbing her hands, pulling her up

Femtachi: "Thank yo-mmpf?!"
Widens eyes

---Note: Itachi pulled a little too hard, and well, it turned out into a lip lock---

Orochimaru: Points, with mouth wide open
"Oh my . . . SNAKE! Kisame! Quick! PICTURE!"

Kisame: Takes out camera, and snaps a photo

Itachi: Slightly resists, but soon after, wraps his arms around Femtachi

Orochimaru: "I must show this to Sasu-chan! He'll be devastated . . . Oh well, what do I care? Let's leave these two face suckers, Kisame"

Kisame: "Yeah, I think I've been scarred enough for the rest of my life"

---Kisame & Orochimaru walk off stage---

Femtachi: Moves her head away, glaring
"Thinking what I'm thinking?"
Itachi: "Quite possibly. Lets"
Starts to walk off and waits silently

Femtachi: Pulls out fan, her back towards the Audience, opening it, and turns her head to the side
"Asta la veista . . . Baby"

---Both walk off---

---A few moments later---

Backstage: Screams are heard