Me: This is going to be fun I took the idea from DarkShadowFlame Sorry ^u^
I own nothing wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
QueenDragonGoddess: Ello! Hey have you seen that commercial for those stupid looking elllo toys? Yah... my sister got some for Christmas. The fairy ones. Sorry, anyway.... looking around why are we here? Oh yah! Well this shall be a parody for Mastercard ad's and Harry Potter. Fun...
Me: she doesn't write Hp fics sinful woman okay so here is our first sorry attempt GO!
Lets do Harry
Romoving a curse scar 4,000 sickles
Getting a snake as a social companion 200 sickles
feeding said companion for a life time 2,000 sickles
Defeating voldemort 4 times and STILL have Draco taunt you in the corider. PRICELESS
Me: go Draco
QDG: Wee hee hee! Poor Harry.... Eivl Bellona, doesn't like Harry... She like Draco. I like.... Uh... I don't know!
Me: so harry is evil. Not my problem. To perfect if you ask me. Now DRACO on the other hand.....*starts to ramble about guess who*
QDG: Well If you ask me they are a pair of disturbed teens. They should go work out their differences in counseling if you ask me. Go bond over that. Harry especially. Actually, he whines WAY to much. Hermione rules, no question. Draco is... well.... His name means dragon so that's one point in his favor, but other wise....
Me; s.she...she..does...doesn't like.....D.d..Draco?! WAAHHHH :'(
Qdg: 0_o... Stop it... the compy is getting wet. *pets her on the back aquardly*. Uhh.. there there?
Me: fine anyone want to donate money to the send-caitlin(me)-to-japan-to-go- to-the-harry-potter-store fund?
Qdg: 0_0. Don't do it! It's a scam! She's realy trying to recruit the, the... GOLDFISH!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *begins running in circles singing* ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES, WHERE IT STOPS NOBODY KNOWS...
Me: don't ask about the goldfish, you don't want to know.
Qdg: 0_0 Yes they do... They have a right to be warned. The evil exploding goldfish will come from space to blow up the world. But we must put our faith in the purple bubbles and hope they come and save us.... But don't let them go in your ear and eat your brain! Then the goldfish will exlpod and you go SPLAT!
Me:....don't you mean boom?
Qdg: Well... I guess that would work to... I was just thinking about the insides hitting the floor.
Me: right....told you you didn't want to know. This conversation is longer then the "story"that's just sad.
Qdg: Well It's saposed to be... Um... Did you eat pudding for breakfast?
Me: I don't eat breakfast...DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE PUDDING! I WARN YOU!
Qdg: Uh... okay (temper temper...) So, have you ever turned into a bucket of water? I havn't.
Me: QDG is that your mother calling you?
Qdg: No silly, don't you remember, I have to go at 4:30, you still have 23 minuets until the sad time I must go.
Me: um...goody
Qdg: Why did you eat your TWIX all ready, aren't you saving that for the oprah?
Me; that's what the cookies are for
Qdg: GAH!!!!! COOKIES!!!!!! They are in line with the goldfish I tell you.....
Me: oh dear....QDG run for your life they're coming out of the bathroom
Qdg: AHHHHH!!!!! *runs away*
Me: *peaks from behind compy* is she gone? K I have to go. come back later and there might be another commercial. MUAHHAHAchokecoughHA
QueenDragonGoddess: Ello! Hey have you seen that commercial for those stupid looking elllo toys? Yah... my sister got some for Christmas. The fairy ones. Sorry, anyway.... looking around why are we here? Oh yah! Well this shall be a parody for Mastercard ad's and Harry Potter. Fun...
Me: she doesn't write Hp fics sinful woman okay so here is our first sorry attempt GO!
Lets do Harry
Romoving a curse scar 4,000 sickles
Getting a snake as a social companion 200 sickles
feeding said companion for a life time 2,000 sickles
Defeating voldemort 4 times and STILL have Draco taunt you in the corider. PRICELESS
Me: go Draco
QDG: Wee hee hee! Poor Harry.... Eivl Bellona, doesn't like Harry... She like Draco. I like.... Uh... I don't know!
Me: so harry is evil. Not my problem. To perfect if you ask me. Now DRACO on the other hand.....*starts to ramble about guess who*
QDG: Well If you ask me they are a pair of disturbed teens. They should go work out their differences in counseling if you ask me. Go bond over that. Harry especially. Actually, he whines WAY to much. Hermione rules, no question. Draco is... well.... His name means dragon so that's one point in his favor, but other wise....
Me; s.she...she..does...doesn't like.....D.d..Draco?! WAAHHHH :'(
Qdg: 0_o... Stop it... the compy is getting wet. *pets her on the back aquardly*. Uhh.. there there?
Me: fine anyone want to donate money to the send-caitlin(me)-to-japan-to-go- to-the-harry-potter-store fund?
Qdg: 0_0. Don't do it! It's a scam! She's realy trying to recruit the, the... GOLDFISH!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *begins running in circles singing* ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES, WHERE IT STOPS NOBODY KNOWS...
Me: don't ask about the goldfish, you don't want to know.
Qdg: 0_0 Yes they do... They have a right to be warned. The evil exploding goldfish will come from space to blow up the world. But we must put our faith in the purple bubbles and hope they come and save us.... But don't let them go in your ear and eat your brain! Then the goldfish will exlpod and you go SPLAT!
Me:....don't you mean boom?
Qdg: Well... I guess that would work to... I was just thinking about the insides hitting the floor.
Me: right....told you you didn't want to know. This conversation is longer then the "story"that's just sad.
Qdg: Well It's saposed to be... Um... Did you eat pudding for breakfast?
Me: I don't eat breakfast...DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE PUDDING! I WARN YOU!
Qdg: Uh... okay (temper temper...) So, have you ever turned into a bucket of water? I havn't.
Me: QDG is that your mother calling you?
Qdg: No silly, don't you remember, I have to go at 4:30, you still have 23 minuets until the sad time I must go.
Me: um...goody
Qdg: Why did you eat your TWIX all ready, aren't you saving that for the oprah?
Me; that's what the cookies are for
Qdg: GAH!!!!! COOKIES!!!!!! They are in line with the goldfish I tell you.....
Me: oh dear....QDG run for your life they're coming out of the bathroom
Qdg: AHHHHH!!!!! *runs away*
Me: *peaks from behind compy* is she gone? K I have to go. come back later and there might be another commercial. MUAHHAHAchokecoughHA
