The one and only true Atlantean drinking game!!

How to get yourself really drunk while watching

First: Get yourself a huge stock of alcohol, grab your SGA DVDs, a glass and relax. Oh, and don´t forget the bucket...

Here it is!!

Take a shot every time …

… someone disobeys orders. Two shots if it´s Sheppard.

…Zelenka speaks czech.

…someones is playing golf. Two glasses if it´s not Sheppard.

…references to comics are made. Take two shots if it´s not a Marvel one.

…jokes on Canadian are made. Two shots if it´s not Sheppard on McKay.

… Ronon is beating up Sheppard. Extra shot if he´s grinning while doing so.

…McKay snaps his fingers.

... somebody get´s called away from the mess. Two shots if it is while eating. Three when it´s not McKay.

…Sheppard saves the day by flying something.

…a junior scientist get´s killed. Double shot if he´s sucked dry by Wraith.

…the word 'brilliant' is used. Empty a sixpack if it´s not by McKay.

… Teyla says 'my people'.

…a hazemat suit is worn.

…someone is eating. Double round if it´s not McKay.

…a ZPM is lost.

…you get to think 'hm, I´ve seen that on SG-1'. Two shots if you remember the episode.

…a Wraith get´s up again after being shot.

…you find a German flag patch upside down.

…McKay faints, collapses or loose consciousness. Double shot if it does look funny.

…Zelenka is wearing a blue scientist shirt.

… Lornce says 'Doc'. Extra round if he sounds like a duck.

… you recognize any artefact or weapons components. Take two shoots if it´s a every day kitchen tool.

…Weir is wearing a red shirt. One more shot if she wears it straight through the next three episodes.

… you spot a candle. Two shots if it´s not Teyla´s room.

… somebody wakes up in an infirmary bed. Triple shot if he (she) has been there before more than once.

…you spot a jelly-o. Double up if it´s blue or green.

… something happens in space – and you can hear it. Double round if it´s an explosion.

… Sheppard says 'Buddy'. Two more shots if next thing he says is 'are you okay'.

… you hear 'Hey, we could use (ancient tool super machine whatever)!'. Pour yourself another one if it´s not working.

…Weir doesn´t want to give in at first but does later on.

…the team stumbles upon an alien race or some villagers in Pegasus speaking perfect English.

… you find yourself thinking Puddle Jumpers look an aweful lot like bread boxes.

… Teyla or Ronon wear brown, greenish or white clothes. Double up if you have seen that combination before.