The new kid in the Cul-De-Sac
By: Ice
Chapter 1: The new kid
A "For Sale" sign was staring in the face of the half wit, Ed. He smiled goofily and looked at Edd, also known as Double D, who was busy writing at something on a sheet of paper. Ed looked back at the sign and stared at it mindlessly.
"Well, thats 1 year, 2 months, 5 days, and 31 seconds that this house has been up for sale and yet no one to take it's vacancy." Chimed Edd.
Ed looked at Edd confused, but then smiled goofily, "I want a pickle."
Edd looked back at Ed confoundly and shook his head disapointedly. He put his fingers on his closed eyes and sighed. "Ed? What does a pickle have to do with a vacant house? Aren't you even at the slightest bit fascinated at this?"
"Pickle please!"
The kids were outside playing kickball on an open field; completely ignoreing the Ed's. A few moments after the moment of silence, Eddy came up running with a devilish grin spread widely across his face. He stopped in front of the two and danced around happily.
"I just thought of the most brilliant scam ever," Eddy said excitedly, "Come on, there's not a moment to waste!"
"Not yet Eddy. I still have to run calculations on the house and my hypothesis on when a lucky person will take it's vacancy." Edd chimed.
"Blah, blah, blah," Eddy interupted, "Who cares? Let's go now! My scam won't wait!"
"Pickle!" Shouted Ed.
Eddy impatiently grabbed Edd and started running off in a direction. While running, Eddy was chuckling and continueing his greedy the whole way, until the reached a clearing. There was a river sized burrow dug pretty far with about 2 miles in length. Eddy rested to a stop and dropped Edd to the ground and started to dance happily again.
Edd got up and rubbed his head where he had hit it on the rough ground. He looked over to a badly made sign that exclaimed: "Ed' Sea Ranch: Dos Excitida"
"Ed's Sea Ranch: Dos Excitida," Double D said with a hint of confusion, "Eddy? You tried this scam before and you remember how that happened last time.''
"So?" Eddy asked, "Oh look! We have a customer! So shut up and stick to the script Sockhead!"
"Fine!"
Sarah walked up with Jimmy, holding hands. Eddy presented his sign and was about to speak before Sarah held up her hand and stopped him from saying anything. She brought her hand back down and closed her eyes.
"I'm not here for your stupid scam I'm here to tell you that house for sale is no longer empty." Sarach exclaimed.
"You mean someone purchased the house! Oh happy day! And to think that it took 1 year, 2 months..."
"We get it!" Eddy shouted, "Hey where's Ed?"
They finally realizied that Ed haden't followed them and he was nowhere to be seen. Sarah gave them a 'humph' and walked off with Jimmy without saying anything. Edd held his hands up with glee.
"I can't believe someone purchased the house!"
"Get over it Romeo."
"Come on Eddy, let's go to the house!"
Eddy frowned and looked away grumpily, without saying anything. Edd sighed and slumped down, but then he rose up and ran over to Eddy hanging over his shoulder and smiling.
"Think about it Eddy," Edd smiled, "It could be a new kid to scam."
Eddy's face lit up and he spun around smiling greedily, "He must be rich! Well, what are we waiting for! Let's go meet the new kid!"
Later on they came back to the, once was, vacant house. They found Rolf and Ed standing on the sidewalk to the new house. Rolf smiled and closed his eyes.
"Ah! Ed boys! I would believe this vegetable would be yours? Hmm?" Rolf said cheerfully
"Oh, I'm sorry Rolf. We thoguht he came with us when we left." Edd exclaimed.
"Don't mention it Double D Ed boy. It would seem that the forgotten caves has been reopened!"
"Yeah! I wonder who it is that bought it?"
The house was right nxt door to Rolf's house andon the very end of the Cul-De-Sac to speak of. The "For Sale" Sign is now a "Sold" sign that was painted red and sitting restlessly on the soft, green grass of the common sized house.
"Gravy!" Ed exclaimed.
Keven came riding up on his motorcycle sounding bike, with Nazz sitting on the back seat, enjoying the ride. He stopped in front of the driveway and looked at the sign and then looked at the Ed's.
"It would seem that the dorks have gathered to steal the new house!" Keven exclaimed grumpily.
Nazz nudged Keven on the bacm and giggled to herself.
"Aww, Keven. I think it's kind of rad that a new dude is coming here." Nazz said cheerfully, "Oh and look! Here comes a taxi. It must be the new kid."
Truly enough, a yelllow taxi came up and stopped in front of the house. Everybody waited impatiently for the new person to step out. Nazz got off the bike and smiled. Eddy crossed his arms impatiently and while Edd smiled cheerfully. Finally after a few moments, the back door of the taxi opened and a foot stepped out. Then two bags of luggage came out bescide it. Finally a young boy stepped out with shiny black spikey hair and coal black eyes. He was pretty small, compared to the other kids. He had on regular clothes on.
He was kind of shy, for he was holding his hands in front of his body and timidly walking out of the cab. Finally the cab sped off and the group of kids were silent. Finally Keven broke the silence by leaning over to Rolf.
"And I thought you had wierd hair."
The young boy chuckled nervously and walked a little further.
"So what's your name, little dude?" Nazz asked cheerfully.
The boy hesitated at first. He blushed hardly, but then cleared his throat.
"Goten..." He said quietly, "I am Son Goten..."
