Disclaimer: Don't own anything, not claiming to own anything. Only in my
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A/N: Just a short fic full of insanity. Please don't put me in a straight jacket. I'm sure I'm not the only one. OW!! *got hit on the head by other authors* SEE! YOU ARE ALL GUILTY!!!!!!. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *runs away*
Implied pairings: KilluaXGon, HisokaXGon, LeorioXKurapika
A slightly altered (yeah right.) Talk Soup: The Hisoka Way by M-i
Hisoka: Good morning, ladies, gentlemen and those-who-got-stuck-in-the- middle!! ^_____^ Heeheeheeheehee..
Audience: *shudders*
Hisoka: Heehee. don't worry. I'm not on a killing spree today. Hohohohohoho! ^0^
Audience: *finally breaths and sweatdrops*
Hisoka: Welcome to Talk Soup! I am your host and I'm sure you know me, minna! *shuffles his cards* .well, at least you BETTER know me anyways. ^____^ Today, we will interview and chikka (..did he say that? @_@) with our own... HunterXHunter main characters!!!!!!!!! Heeheeheehee.
Audience: *cheers and claps*
Hisoka: Okay, okay.
Audience: *cheers and claps still*
Hisoka:. ahem.
Audience: *continues*
Hisoka: *throws a card, randomly hitting. and killing 3 audiences ^^;;*
Audience: *gasps and shuts up*
Hisoka: Minna, rule no. 1: When I say that's enough, that's enough, ok? ^_^
Audience: *nods enthusiastically*
Hisoka: Good! Now, let's start introducing our guests for today, shall we? Heeheehee. First! *drum roll* is HXH main character.! Voice from the backstage: Hey! There are *four* main characters in HXH!!
Hisoka: Oh, shut your trap! Fine, fine. First, is our main MAIN character, who looks so innocently edible.
Audience: Ah. ^^;
Hisoka: Gon Freeces ^0^!!
Gon: * shows up from the backstage* Hello, everyone! *^_^* (proceeds to sit on the couch)
Hisoka: Tsk tsk. You don't sit there, cutie.
Gon: 0_0 ?? Then where do I sit?
Hisoka: Here of course! *pats his lap* ^_______^
Gon: Eh? *looks at him suspiciously* Is that on the script?
Hisoka: *pulls out his copy and a fat, black marker* We can arrange that.
POOF!
Gon: *suddenly on his lap* @_@
Killua: *came stomping from the backstage* @#! %$! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF HIM YOU PEDO!
Hisoka: No ^_^ *nuzzles on Gon's neck* Oh, its you. Well, I was supposed to call you next but since you are already here, I have extra quality time to spend with my little cookie here.
Gon: *temporarily fainted*
Killua: * censored censored censored*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claws starting to twitch*
(Kurapika and the Director comes out)
Kurapika: Killua, put those claws down. You might hurt somebody. (A/N: Duh!! -_-) Hisoka, put Gon down and stop being a perv.
Hisoka: Yada. *clings to the poor boy harder*
Director: STOP! Stop! Okay, Hisoka. The camera is rolling and we have to continue the show in a WHOLESOME manner. and that includes NO GLOMPING ON MINORS!!
Hisoka:. Your point? Director: Kami, save me. Fine. Let's strike a deal. Erm. Gon-kun can stay on your lap but no hentai. stuff going on, ok?
Hisoka: ^-^ Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiii...
Director: (drags Killua and Kurapika to the backstage) TAKE TWO!!!!
Hisoka: Well, then! ^0^ Next is our beloved and naughty white haired little devil..
Killua: WHO'S THE DEVIL??!
Hisoka: Killua Zoldick!*^_^*
Killua: *comes out and sits nearest to him while glaring his iciest*
Hisoka: Third, is our famous blondie who did nothing in the series except rant continuously about that Gineiryodan revenge thingy.
Kurapika: I'LL RIP YOUR EYES OUT!!
Hisoka: Kurapika! ^0^
Kurapika: *sits next to Killua with the same intense stare at the clown*
Hisoka: Finally.!!...........Oh. Its just Leorio.
Leorio: *comes out puffing* HEY! I resent that! I also played an important role!
Kurapika: *snort* What role?
Leorio: Who's side are you on?? ~_@
Gon: *finally stirs* What happened? What was I doing?
Hisoka: Oh, honey. You're awake. You were busy looking pretty, that's all. ^_^
Gon: Eh?? 0_o
Hisoka: Anyaway, let's go on to the topic for today!....*opens the envelope * .. And the topic for today IS...BERRIES??? *_*
Kurapika: Play with us and I'll kill you.
Leorio: Berries? Who the hell picked that?? (A/N: *sneezes *)
Killua: Hell, just continue so we can get over this already and leave!
Hisoka: *ahem * So, What is your favorite berry and why?
Kurapika: raspberry. Actually, any kind would do but the color captures me.
Leorio: blueberry, definitely. Notice the tie and the suit? *grin *
Killua: Um. I have to say, blackberry. It's WAAAAAAAY cooler than the others.
Gon: I love strawberries!! ^____^ They go well with Tia Maria cream!
Hisoka: You know, strawberries are used as a symbol of seduction?
Gon: Really? Why?
Hisoka: I can show you. Heeheehee.
Killua: KEEP YOU AND YOUR STUPID STRAWBERRIES FOR YOURSELF, PERVERT!!!
Kurapika: *screech* Keep your hands from that innocent child.!!!!
Leorio: *covers his ears * Yeesh, Kurapika. Mellow down will you? You sound like a pregnant woman having hormone overdose.
Kurapika: WHAT was THAT, LEORIO? *eyes turned red *
Leorio: I said-
Kurapika: *pounces on poor Leorio and a battle cloud ensues*
Hisoka: Oh dear. A lover's spat.
Kurapika and Leorio: WATCH IT, CLOWN!
Director: Please people!! Settle down!! TAKE THREE!! CONTINUE!
Hisoka: Hello, hello! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd were back! ^_^ Now where was I?
Gon: Um, about strawberries being a tool for seduction.
Hisoka: Oh yessss. *inches closer to the clueless* Killua: HISOKAAA!!
Hisoka: Quit yelling! I hear you! *picks his ears* ^_____^ Well now. Let's go to a more intimate level. If you had berries, who would you want to feed and whom do you want to feed you?
Kurapika: I feed myself. I will only feed others if there is a necessity like being unable to move. (I have my pride you know)
Leorio: Heck, I want ladies to feed me and vice versa. *starts grinning like an idiot while daydreaming *
Killua: @/////@ um. I-I, well, if there is someone, then it might as well be Gon.
Gon: Whaa! ^__^ Oremo! Here! *offers the pitifully blushing white haired boy a blackberry *
Killua: *shyly accepts *
Hisoka: Oh, GoOooOn.
Gon: Nani?
Hisoka: Say, ah.
Gon: AH! ^O^ .Mff! ^-^ *chews on the strawberry happily *
Killua: ppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttt!!!! *steam comes off from his ears*
Kurapika: *cough* Kill.ua.
Leorio: *gasps * Can't. breath.
Hisoka: *keeps on feeding a content Gon* ^_^
Gon: *kept on eating away *
TBC.
A/N: Well, if you think that this will be the end, you are obviously wrong the moment you caught sight of the initials TBC. ^_^ This might get pretty long though it depends.
Next chap: Favorite foods and colors: Complete with a MORE hentai meaning! ^_~
Review please? Thank you! ^_^
A/N: Just a short fic full of insanity. Please don't put me in a straight jacket. I'm sure I'm not the only one. OW!! *got hit on the head by other authors* SEE! YOU ARE ALL GUILTY!!!!!!. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *runs away*
Implied pairings: KilluaXGon, HisokaXGon, LeorioXKurapika
A slightly altered (yeah right.) Talk Soup: The Hisoka Way by M-i
Hisoka: Good morning, ladies, gentlemen and those-who-got-stuck-in-the- middle!! ^_____^ Heeheeheeheehee..
Audience: *shudders*
Hisoka: Heehee. don't worry. I'm not on a killing spree today. Hohohohohoho! ^0^
Audience: *finally breaths and sweatdrops*
Hisoka: Welcome to Talk Soup! I am your host and I'm sure you know me, minna! *shuffles his cards* .well, at least you BETTER know me anyways. ^____^ Today, we will interview and chikka (..did he say that? @_@) with our own... HunterXHunter main characters!!!!!!!!! Heeheeheehee.
Audience: *cheers and claps*
Hisoka: Okay, okay.
Audience: *cheers and claps still*
Hisoka:. ahem.
Audience: *continues*
Hisoka: *throws a card, randomly hitting. and killing 3 audiences ^^;;*
Audience: *gasps and shuts up*
Hisoka: Minna, rule no. 1: When I say that's enough, that's enough, ok? ^_^
Audience: *nods enthusiastically*
Hisoka: Good! Now, let's start introducing our guests for today, shall we? Heeheehee. First! *drum roll* is HXH main character.! Voice from the backstage: Hey! There are *four* main characters in HXH!!
Hisoka: Oh, shut your trap! Fine, fine. First, is our main MAIN character, who looks so innocently edible.
Audience: Ah. ^^;
Hisoka: Gon Freeces ^0^!!
Gon: * shows up from the backstage* Hello, everyone! *^_^* (proceeds to sit on the couch)
Hisoka: Tsk tsk. You don't sit there, cutie.
Gon: 0_0 ?? Then where do I sit?
Hisoka: Here of course! *pats his lap* ^_______^
Gon: Eh? *looks at him suspiciously* Is that on the script?
Hisoka: *pulls out his copy and a fat, black marker* We can arrange that.
POOF!
Gon: *suddenly on his lap* @_@
Killua: *came stomping from the backstage* @#! %$! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF HIM YOU PEDO!
Hisoka: No ^_^ *nuzzles on Gon's neck* Oh, its you. Well, I was supposed to call you next but since you are already here, I have extra quality time to spend with my little cookie here.
Gon: *temporarily fainted*
Killua: * censored censored censored*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claws starting to twitch*
(Kurapika and the Director comes out)
Kurapika: Killua, put those claws down. You might hurt somebody. (A/N: Duh!! -_-) Hisoka, put Gon down and stop being a perv.
Hisoka: Yada. *clings to the poor boy harder*
Director: STOP! Stop! Okay, Hisoka. The camera is rolling and we have to continue the show in a WHOLESOME manner. and that includes NO GLOMPING ON MINORS!!
Hisoka:. Your point? Director: Kami, save me. Fine. Let's strike a deal. Erm. Gon-kun can stay on your lap but no hentai. stuff going on, ok?
Hisoka: ^-^ Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiii...
Director: (drags Killua and Kurapika to the backstage) TAKE TWO!!!!
Hisoka: Well, then! ^0^ Next is our beloved and naughty white haired little devil..
Killua: WHO'S THE DEVIL??!
Hisoka: Killua Zoldick!*^_^*
Killua: *comes out and sits nearest to him while glaring his iciest*
Hisoka: Third, is our famous blondie who did nothing in the series except rant continuously about that Gineiryodan revenge thingy.
Kurapika: I'LL RIP YOUR EYES OUT!!
Hisoka: Kurapika! ^0^
Kurapika: *sits next to Killua with the same intense stare at the clown*
Hisoka: Finally.!!...........Oh. Its just Leorio.
Leorio: *comes out puffing* HEY! I resent that! I also played an important role!
Kurapika: *snort* What role?
Leorio: Who's side are you on?? ~_@
Gon: *finally stirs* What happened? What was I doing?
Hisoka: Oh, honey. You're awake. You were busy looking pretty, that's all. ^_^
Gon: Eh?? 0_o
Hisoka: Anyaway, let's go on to the topic for today!....*opens the envelope * .. And the topic for today IS...BERRIES??? *_*
Kurapika: Play with us and I'll kill you.
Leorio: Berries? Who the hell picked that?? (A/N: *sneezes *)
Killua: Hell, just continue so we can get over this already and leave!
Hisoka: *ahem * So, What is your favorite berry and why?
Kurapika: raspberry. Actually, any kind would do but the color captures me.
Leorio: blueberry, definitely. Notice the tie and the suit? *grin *
Killua: Um. I have to say, blackberry. It's WAAAAAAAY cooler than the others.
Gon: I love strawberries!! ^____^ They go well with Tia Maria cream!
Hisoka: You know, strawberries are used as a symbol of seduction?
Gon: Really? Why?
Hisoka: I can show you. Heeheehee.
Killua: KEEP YOU AND YOUR STUPID STRAWBERRIES FOR YOURSELF, PERVERT!!!
Kurapika: *screech* Keep your hands from that innocent child.!!!!
Leorio: *covers his ears * Yeesh, Kurapika. Mellow down will you? You sound like a pregnant woman having hormone overdose.
Kurapika: WHAT was THAT, LEORIO? *eyes turned red *
Leorio: I said-
Kurapika: *pounces on poor Leorio and a battle cloud ensues*
Hisoka: Oh dear. A lover's spat.
Kurapika and Leorio: WATCH IT, CLOWN!
Director: Please people!! Settle down!! TAKE THREE!! CONTINUE!
Hisoka: Hello, hello! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd were back! ^_^ Now where was I?
Gon: Um, about strawberries being a tool for seduction.
Hisoka: Oh yessss. *inches closer to the clueless* Killua: HISOKAAA!!
Hisoka: Quit yelling! I hear you! *picks his ears* ^_____^ Well now. Let's go to a more intimate level. If you had berries, who would you want to feed and whom do you want to feed you?
Kurapika: I feed myself. I will only feed others if there is a necessity like being unable to move. (I have my pride you know)
Leorio: Heck, I want ladies to feed me and vice versa. *starts grinning like an idiot while daydreaming *
Killua: @/////@ um. I-I, well, if there is someone, then it might as well be Gon.
Gon: Whaa! ^__^ Oremo! Here! *offers the pitifully blushing white haired boy a blackberry *
Killua: *shyly accepts *
Hisoka: Oh, GoOooOn.
Gon: Nani?
Hisoka: Say, ah.
Gon: AH! ^O^ .Mff! ^-^ *chews on the strawberry happily *
Killua: ppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttt!!!! *steam comes off from his ears*
Kurapika: *cough* Kill.ua.
Leorio: *gasps * Can't. breath.
Hisoka: *keeps on feeding a content Gon* ^_^
Gon: *kept on eating away *
TBC.
A/N: Well, if you think that this will be the end, you are obviously wrong the moment you caught sight of the initials TBC. ^_^ This might get pretty long though it depends.
Next chap: Favorite foods and colors: Complete with a MORE hentai meaning! ^_~
Review please? Thank you! ^_^
