This is Cold, a really old comic-based story.

Re-posting it because of the New year!

Warning! Contains Slash and the theme of evolution.

Not everybody hates the idea, but some people to take offense when Evolution is discussed.

Those types of people, I caution them not to read on.

But, anyways, review!

Toothy rolls over in his bed. His mind races through his future, thinking of all the possibilities. He knows he might have a happy relationship with Splendid, he will go to college, and he will be an old man living in his idol's attic.

"Wow my life is shameful!" he exclaimed. He thought some more for a second, he is a groupie, he dies on arrival, and all he does most of the time watching monster movies…

He begins to think about his life with Splendid. As a superhero he spends time putting criminals in jail, he helps around Happy Tree Town, and has accidentally killed almost every HTF including himself. Well, my friends are probably better off than I am, he thought aloud. He thinks about Cuddle's relationships with both Giggles and Flaky. Actually, he didn't know Cuddles' status? He knew for sure that Flippy and Flaky were an item, and that Russell and Mime are a couple. Shifty and Lifty, its honestly a wonder how they even get whores to date those two bozos! For Handy, Petunia, Lumpy, and Nutty, its a draw who they're interested in... although everyone says Sniffles and Nutty might be a couple... He snaps back to what he was originally thinking. His life was over. He might be there for eternity, but eventually, just as most of the older residents will experience, they will eventually leave this place for good, whether by choice or by force. He was only atleast 20. 979 years to go, same people, same deaths, same couples...

He suddenly thought of a taboo subject around HTT.

The next generation.

What will Flippy and Flaky's children look like? Will Cuddles and Giggles remain a couple long enough to see the 'Results'(child)? Why is this subject Taboo? What will happen to their children, and grandchildren, and their grandchildren...?

All those thoughts raced through Toothy's head. I have to tell some one, he thought to himself. "I'll go to Sniffles! He usually cheers me up!" he shouts.

__________________________________________-Later-___________________________________________________________________

At Sniffles' House-

He gladly, and unannounced, stuts through the doorway. He said in a gloomy-with-a-touch-of-hope tone, "What inventions did you make... that doesn't split my head in half, Fry me alive, or eats me, or scatters me across the room, or..." becoming more depressed with each example.

Sniffles turns around and just in a sort of boldly, but obviously annoyed, tone, blurts out, "Well, at the Comic Cohn convention I'm unveiling the prototype of the portal used in Splendid's SSSSSuper Squad comic #271377 chapter 11!"

"The one where Splendid fights Karpzen the Saber tooth, Pyrter the Raptor, and Apsyr the Gorgonopsid!?" Toothy asks excitedly.

"The exact one!" Sniffles replies.

Toothy had a smile on his face, but he fell back where he stood, from shock. Sniffles furrows his brow and walks to his closet to get his stretcher.

He smiled and almost half-chuckled.

"Well, It didn't split your head in half or..."

Well, all I have to say is, review!