Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, do you seriously think Sasuke's Hair would be Black still? –Thinks about dying it pink-
AN//: Oi... Here's my story, 6 people and a microphone… It' about Sasuke, Sakura, Deidara, Orochimaru, Tsunade, and Naruto being locked in a concrete walled room with Karaoke material…
/Normal speaking /and, or/singing/
/KYUUBI SPEAKING/and, or/SINGING/ ( 0.0;;)
Chapter one: Uchiha Madness: Meet the Authoress!
"BWAAAAH!" is all we hear as our favorite Good guys and girls and bad guys and girls fall with a light 'thump' into a sealed Karaoke room. Before anyone shouted the great and all-powerful authoress spoke.
"Yo! What's up?" Kitt said as she appeared using Sunshin(Sp?). Most of tangled arms and legs were silent, until a blonde orange-clad Baka stood up and said,"Where the heck are we??!!" Kitt winced at the shouting, but out of no where, she showed him a bunny. "See this little cute bunny rabbit? ...Yes? Do you know what it can do? ….No? Well, I've trained this Bunny-"The Rabbit starts foaming at the mouth."-to fight and take down armies. Don't make me use my bunny!" At that, Naruto screamed and fainted. Sasuke muttered something and his hair became a bright bubblegum pink. Deidara could only stare at the Uchiha, with unblinking eyes. A small three-tailed fox went up to Kitt and dropped something at her feet." Hmm, it's from the Sasuke And Itachi Fan girls….. Otherwise known as Saifs…Oh dear… Poor Itachi…"Kitt muttered something.
"What is it?" Sasuke asked while digging through his bags. Deidara nodded, and Naruto woke up and started laughing very evilly… Kitt could only stare at Naruto.
"You… Naruto… You did… a makeover on Him?!!! You made him… a… a… girl!" Kitt shouted as she showed the picture. Sakura and Sasuke cringed, Orochimaru patted the back of the laughing Naruto, and Tsunade tried to make Deidara blink. Kitt sighed and said, "What a weird bunch of people. Anyway, I shall make ye weirdoes sing for me. If you don't or do it badly, I send you into oblivion. Any Questions?" Kitt started to say Okay, but a certain Uchiha raised his hand. "What?"
"Who sings first, uh…? Uh…" Sasuke started to stutter. Kitt smacked her head. Then she got a good idea. She grinned evilly.
"Kitt's the name. And you're going first!" She pointed at Sasuke. "I'll make you sing… Basket case!" Kitt started to laugh, and Orochimaru made the hand signs for a summoning jutsu. "Uh uh huh!" Kitt shouted as a three-tailed fox called Mizu bit Orochimaru. 'I'm surrounded be freaks.' Kitt thought.
What do you think? It's my first Fiction… and I think it might turn out….. Please review!
-Kitt 333
