A/N: Aaaah, I've never written just-dialogue stuff before. Enjoy!

Warnings: bad pickup lines, boy/boy implications, maps.

Disclaimer: do not own, Square Enix, do not own.

"Hey Riku, where's the map?"

"…Don't you have it?"

"No, I don't have it, that's why I'm asking you."

"Uh, well, I guess it has to be here somewhere …"

"If you lost the map, I will kill you."

"I didn't lose it."

"Then where is it?"

"…"

"Exactly! I can't believe you lost the map!"

"Sora –"

"What happens if we get lost, huh?"

"Do you have a map? –"

"I don't have the goddamn map –"

"Because I've gotten lost in your eyes."

" … This isn't the time to be hitting on me, Riku."

"Nah, but it was worth a shot."

A/N: So. Review? 8D