Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, I can imagine quite a bit of people sticking me in jail for messing it up


"Hey Sakura! Want to go out with me and get some ramen? "

"For the millionth time I'm never going to go with a stupid pig like you. I would die before I EVER go out with you!!" yelled Sakura. "Now, to find Sasuke."

Naruto's grin fell. Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke. That's all he ever heard when he ever tried to ask Sakura out. What did he have that I don't have? Wondered Naruto. He's practically mute and so anti-social. Why are all the girls in konoha obsessed with him?

Maybe said a tiny voice in his head it's because he's so much more thinner than you. Nah, I don't think that's it.

Unfortunately, this wasn't the end of that thought.

A couple of weeks later, Naruto asked again. "Sakura, there's a special today at Ichikaru's(1). Want to come with me?"

"You stupid moron!! I would never go with a fat-ass like you! It's hard enough seeing you at practice. Being seen with YOU in Public is next to impossible! I'd rather date Shino with all his yucky bugs than be seen with you in public!!(2)"

Inner Sakura-Wasn't that a little harsh?

Sakura-Nah, he'll get over it

Inner Sakura- If you say so...

She would never know how her response would effect the next few weeks.

Naruto stood in front of the mirror. Am I fat?

Kit, what are you thinking?

I love sakura but she loves Sasuke. The only difference is that he's a bit thinner than I am. Does that mean I have to lose weight?

No!What are you saying?

Maybe I should go on a diet. Don't worry kyuubi. I'll be fine

Sighing, kyuubi gave in.


1-could someone tell me what the correct spelling is?

2-Sorry Shino lovers!!

End of the first chapter. What should the pairing be?