:::Fushigi Yuugi Bloopers!!!:::

Please do not hate me but DO tell me if this sucks. My humour is not exactly the best in the world. I apologize right away. And I am not racist either!

Warning: my mind is also a bit demented.

:::On scene::: (episode 7, part 2)

Take 1

Taiitsu-kun: "Ready…Suzaku No Miko? You've been in this world quite a while. So opening the way will not be as easy when you came."

Miaka: "How hard can it be to open a book?"

Taiitsu-kun: "You will be surprised"

Director: "Cut!!!!"

Take 2

Taiitsu-kun: "Ready…Suzaku No Miko? You've been in this world quite a while. So opening the way will not be as easy when you came."

Miaka: "Opening the way?"

Taiitsu-kun: "The pathway between the two worlds. In the beginning, you could've returned by the strength of your will."

Miaka: "So how can I do it now?"

Taiitsu-kun: "There is an object connecting both worlds."

Miaka: "An object connecting both worlds?"

Taiitsu-kun: "Yup. That's what I just said. Can you give the girl a hearing devise or something?"

Take 3

Miaka: "An object connecting both worlds?"

Taiitsu-kun: "The thing exists in this world and in the other."

Miaka: "It exists here? And there?"

Yui: "Exists there…and here."

(Miaka and Yui think)

Miaka and Yui (together): "Chinese food!"

Take 4

(Miaka and Yui think)

Miaka: "Yui-chan's…"

Yui: "Miaka and my…"

Miaka and Yui (together): "…uniforms!"

Yui: "That's it! That's why in the story things that happen to Miaka happen to me."

Director: "Duh!"

Cast: "Hey!"

Director: "Sorry, I just could not resist…"

Take 5

Taiitsu-kun: "It deeply connects your strong wills and emotions."

Miaka: "Deeply connects our strong wills."

Yui: "Miaka! I'm here! COME BACK! MIAKA!"

Miaka: "Oh, all right, all right! Geez, you do not have to yell!"

Director: "Cut!!! Yui, how is your voice?"

Yui (barely a whisper): "I lost it."

Take 6

Miaka: "Yui-chan. Connected."

Tamahome (looks at the laptop): "OH! Can I have it?"

Miaka (glares at him): "No, you are more than likely will sell it. And without it, I cannot communicate with Yui-chan."

Take 7

Tamahome: "We're okay…we can do it."

Hotohori: "Sure, we can. I will, for sure, send you back."

Nuriko: "Be relieved, Miaka. Haven't I been a nice girl lately?"

Miaka: "Nuriko…you are a man."

Nuriko: "And your point is?"

Take 8

Miaka: "Everybody…thank you very much."

Tamahome: "Instead of thanking us…come back to us. We'll be waiting."

Miaka (thinks): "That's right…leaving means…"(looks at Tamahome who smiles at her) "…not seeing Tamahome anymore."

Nuriko (thinks back): "Do not worry, I will take care of him for you!"

Okay, I do not know what else to write so this is it for now. Sorry if it offended anyone, especially my humour. Later!