:::Fushigi Yuugi Bloopers!!!:::
Please do not hate me but DO tell me if this sucks. My humour is not exactly the best in the world. I apologize right away. And I am not racist either!
Warning: my mind is also a bit demented.
:::On scene::: (episode 7, part 2)
Take 1
Taiitsu-kun: "Ready…Suzaku No Miko? You've been in this world quite a while. So opening the way will not be as easy when you came."
Miaka: "How hard can it be to open a book?"
Taiitsu-kun: "You will be surprised"
Director: "Cut!!!!"
Take 2Taiitsu-kun: "Ready…Suzaku No Miko? You've been in this world quite a while. So opening the way will not be as easy when you came."
Miaka: "Opening the way?"
Taiitsu-kun: "The pathway between the two worlds. In the beginning, you could've returned by the strength of your will."
Miaka: "So how can I do it now?"
Taiitsu-kun: "There is an object connecting both worlds."
Miaka: "An object connecting both worlds?"
Taiitsu-kun: "Yup. That's what I just said. Can you give the girl a hearing devise or something?"
Take 3Miaka: "An object connecting both worlds?"
Taiitsu-kun: "The thing exists in this world and in the other."
Miaka: "It exists here? And there?"
Yui: "Exists there…and here."
(Miaka and Yui think)
Miaka and Yui (together): "Chinese food!"
Take 4(Miaka and Yui think)
Miaka: "Yui-chan's…"
Yui: "Miaka and my…"
Miaka and Yui (together): "…uniforms!"
Yui: "That's it! That's why in the story things that happen to Miaka happen to me."
Director: "Duh!"
Cast: "Hey!"
Director: "Sorry, I just could not resist…"
Take 5Taiitsu-kun: "It deeply connects your strong wills and emotions."
Miaka: "Deeply connects our strong wills."
Yui: "Miaka! I'm here! COME BACK! MIAKA!"
Miaka: "Oh, all right, all right! Geez, you do not have to yell!"
Director: "Cut!!! Yui, how is your voice?"
Yui (barely a whisper): "I lost it."
Take 6Miaka: "Yui-chan. Connected."
Tamahome (looks at the laptop): "OH! Can I have it?"
Miaka (glares at him): "No, you are more than likely will sell it. And without it, I cannot communicate with Yui-chan."
Take 7Tamahome: "We're okay…we can do it."
Hotohori: "Sure, we can. I will, for sure, send you back."
Nuriko: "Be relieved, Miaka. Haven't I been a nice girl lately?"
Miaka: "Nuriko…you are a man."
Nuriko: "And your point is?"
Take 8Miaka: "Everybody…thank you very much."
Tamahome: "Instead of thanking us…come back to us. We'll be waiting."
Miaka (thinks): "That's right…leaving means…"(looks at Tamahome who smiles at her) "…not seeing Tamahome anymore."
Nuriko (thinks back): "Do not worry, I will take care of him for you!"
Okay, I do not know what else to write so this is it for now. Sorry if it offended anyone, especially my humour. Later!
